The Riddle Contest
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Harry: So here we have the finals of this Riddle Contest. Its between RON the WEASEL and PROFESSOR DOUBLEDOOR! Let the games begin!
ROUND 1
Ron: So you ready Prof.?
Dumbly: Fire away.
Ron: OK. So suppose a blast ended scriut is chasing a dragon along a road. All of a sudden the dragon turned to the east. Why?
Dumbly: Just a sec…Yes, because his mommy was in the east and he was going to complain to his mommy!
Ron: No you idiot.
Dumbly: May be because he liked the east?
Ron: No again.
Dumbly: Because Hagrid lived to the east? Hmmmmmmmmmm?
Ron: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS…not.
Harry: Your Time is UUUPPPPP. Tell us the answer Ron!
Ron: The dragon went to the east because……………………………………………He felt like it.
Dumbly: I am going to kill you.