Revised: 17 April 2006

Date: 6 February, 2006

Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh!

Type story: short drabble, one-shot

Warnings: minor use of swear words?

A/N:

Okay….I'm taking a break from writing angst-filled one-shots, and tried my hand on something more…uh shall we say humorous:scratches head: I'm not sure what the hell I was thinking when I wrote this. O-o

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A run for his money

Version 2

Written by: XvXChaosMagicianGirlXvX

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This was like a cheesy scene you would encounter in one of those chick flick movies.

Guy does a very naughty thing, A.K.A you don't screw over your ex royally when you already have another girlfriend. Not done. Reward: slap.

However, this was not a scene in a dreadful American chick flick movie. He was not screwing over some ex in a royal manner, and even if he did, it wouldn't matter since he hadn't hooked up with anyone.

But that still didn't explain the fact that….'She slapped me!' That same sentence was repeated over and over in his mind like a broken record plate being stuck on one sentence, doomed to retrace the words it was stuck on like glue.

"Mazaki, you'd better have a damn good excuse to explain why you did what you did, because I'm not particularly thrilled to have your red handprint tattooed on my face!"

"Oh, is that so?" sneered Anzu haughtily with a sickingly sweet smile plastered on her face and her blue eyes twinkling with the fires of mirth.

Jou, who was seated at a table left of Anzu, a short distance away, was so shocked at what had just transpired that because of his wide open mouth a nice portion of the hotdog he happened to munching on, was conveniently dumped on the before spotless clean tiled floor of Burger World.

His eyes considerable widening, he whistled appreciatively, giving Anzu a thumbs up as well. "Go Anzu!"

"Thanks, Jou," replied Anzu, sitting down opposite of her friend, and placing the tray containing Burger World goodies on the table. And sending a smug look in the direction of a certain someone, she added, "Oh, and to answer your question, Kaiba, you were irritating the hell out of me, so naturally I wanted you to keep that offensive yap of yours shut. And I must say, my mission turned out to be very successful."

A deadly glare, and a door being ceremoniously thrown shut was the only response she got.

Anzu rolled her eyes heavenward, and emitted a low sigh. "Sore loser much," she casually observed.

Meanwhile Jounouchi was almost choking on his fries, as his rumbling laughter echoed throughout the room. "You should have seen the look on his face! Priceless! Absolutely priceless!"

Resting her chin on her hands, Anzu raised a slender eye-brow. "You don't say," she retorted sarcastically.

It wasn't an everyday occurrence that the bigshotCEO of Kaiba corperation got a run for his money.

- Owari -

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A/N:

Yeah, well, uh…(sigh) Just leave a review already! And no, don't look at me like that!

Disclaimer: …….(sigh) What? What are you looking at? If I would be the owner of Yu- Gi-Oh, do you honestly think this disclaimer would even be here? Yeah, didn't think so! (snorts)