---Deceased Romance and New Revelations---

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Chapter 6: Mischievous Breakdowns

"I…am very impressed...but I will have to decline" Kagome tried to phrase her reply to be as polite as possible.

Kurama let out a breath that he was clearly convinced he wasn't holding a minute ago.

"Will you marry me?"

"No thank you, I really have to pass down this offer" Kagome said as lightly as she could at the moment.

"Will you marry me?"

"Err…do you know the meaning of 'no'?"

"Will you marry me?" Kagome burst.

"Do you know the meaning of 'no'?"

"Will you marry me?"

"I hold no patience, desire, and expecially any tolerance to be with a toddler equal as a brat like you"

(Courtsey to one of my reviewers for that idea)

"Will you marry me?"

"Shut up for a moment, would you?"

"Will you marry me?"

Kagome literally screamed out, "No! Freaking, no!"

By that time, Yusuke was also pissed off and outraged that the toddler couldn't get that answer through that thick head of his that his cousin clearly stated that she did NOT want to marry him.

Koenma looked up, bewildered and then calm again. He looked at her hesitantly and quietly asked, "Will you marry me?"

"Argh!" Kagome let out an aggravated cry, "Kyaa!" She materialized something extremely hard inside her ring and bashed him on the head. Hard.

Everyone in the room cringed, followed by a deadly silence.

Kurama coughed, "Is he going to be ok?"

"Like I really care if the toddler gets up"

"Hn"

Kagome then responded, "After I hit like that, I guess not, but I sincerely hope that he will be ok and get it through that dense head of his that I said no" returning to her calm façade once again, compelled to blab out, 'I don't care if the kid gets up or not, hell! I don't give a damn about him!'

Botan was secretly relieved that Kagome had rejected him. She had a discreet liking to him, hopefully, just maybe, after that hard hit, he would start thinking more about her. If he didn't, maybe Botan would freely ask Kagome to give him another one of those hard hits until he got it into his system.

Kagome then stated politely once again, "I live at Sunset Shrine for those of you who don't know. Feel free to drop by, just please, don't notify any hormone-crazed demons about my place of peace, although I can't do anything about Kuwabara here"

Kurama chuckled, "We'll be sure of that"

"Keep watch of that guy, he seems fairly dense"

Yusuke snorted, "That's an understatement"

"Kitties..." Kuwabara started to daydream, a trail of drool coming out of his mouth.

"Ugh…idiot" Hiei muttered.

"I think we all know that" Kagome told him back, "It's really not that hard to tell..."

The group chuckled.

"Well! I'll take care of Koenma! I'll open up a portal, save your efforts, and we can all get going!" Botan exclaimed cheerfully, opening up a portal.

"Hold on a minute, what's this collar for?" She asked, while attempting to pry it off.

"It's a tracking device, it can't really be taken off…" Yusuke seethed, realising what the prince of the spirit world was trying to plan.

"Whatever, no need to worry" Kagome fueled her miko powers into her hand and brought it near the collar. It exploded from the energy.

Everyone gawked at her.

She smirked, "You're catching flies. I suggest you close your 'fly traps' unless your are really intended to catch flies in that…un-orderly matter"

The group snapped their jaws shut. Except for Kuwabara, who was actually just dreaming, the poor guy.

Yusuke turned to Kuwabara questioningly.

"Ahem" The priestess walked up to theorange headand pushed his jaw shut using the tips of her fingers, then began chanting. She looked at her watch and answered what she was doing, "The spell I put on him…His mouth will unseal after the next…26 hours, 17 minutes, and 2 seconds…"

Turning around, "Ja-ne!" and stepped through the portal back to her shrine.

Yusuke snickered, "He's not going to say anything for the rest of the 26 hours here!"

Kuwabara glowered in fury, unable to retort back now that he was awake again.

"Pitiful" Hiei snorted.

Higurashi Shrine…

Kagome put the finishing touches of her barrier around the shrine for the night. "There, finally. I hope the blow to his head knocked the sense into him" She referred to Koenma.

About to take off her battle armor, she decided to wait 5 minutes. For some reason, it felt wrong not to. So Kagome stood there for 5 minutes, until there was a thrashing at the barrier. Briskly walking out the door, the sight before here was crazed.

'Man, not again!' she thought, agitated. Why wouldn't anybody leave her alone these days?

There were around at least 150 youkai, pounding on her barrier, the occasional being purified, but never less, Kagome took out her sword and started hacking them to their death, purely annoyed to her demise, but still took them out, 10 at a time.

Yawning, she ignored the frequent pleas for marriage and orders to hand over the Shikon Jewel.

Slashing a head off another, Kagome whirled around and jabbed her sword in another's stomach, pulling it out, she tore another demon to threads.

It was going to be a long night.

Warning: This chapter has been edited.

Sayonara,

Tenshi-Battosai