A Zelda parody of
R.E.M's
Stand
"SCRAAAAAAH!"
"Scraaah!" in the dungeon you're in,
(kill that boss)
think about the extra heart container yeah
"Scraaah!" even in Hyrule Field
(kill peahats)
even if it makes you dizzy know you'll never get knocked out cold
Since you need a sword,keep one around
carry a scabbard to help hold it on
And when you need it,don't just swing it blindly
Use spin attacks to kick Ganon's heinie
"Scraaah!"in Kokiri forest
(chop down signs)
You can get the Kokiri sword in the "Hole of Z"
"Scraaah!"fighting that Ganondorf
(good attack)
Congrats,you just beat the crap out of a major boss
"Scraaah!"even when you're afar
(Lon-Lon Ranch)
"Scraaah!"any place that you are
(it's helpful)
"Scraaah!" any place that you are
(kill that boss)
"Scraaah!" any place that you are
Now use "SCRAAAH!"