Chapter 2
Fred and George Weasley's Educational Decree
All Students caught laughing behind Professor Umbridge's back will receive 10 house points per snicker.
Laughter is defined as smiling and exhaling whilst following the greasy git around Hogwarts.
Permission to laugh openly at Professor Umbridge can be obtained from the High Jesters (Fred and George Weasley).
No Student can laugh at Professor Umbridge in front of her without permission from the High Jesters.
Any Student found to have laughed at Professor Umbridge in front of her without approval of the High Jesters will receive 3 ton tongue toffees, two custard canaries and be cursed until the end of the week.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four.
Signed: Fred and George Weasley, High Jesters