Chapter 8
Harry Potter's Educational Decree
All Students found to be the centre of attention for more than five minutes will be scowled at.
Centre of attention is defined as three or more people staring at an individual in awe or listening intently to what said person is saying.
Permission to be centre of attention can be obtained from Harry Potter
No Student can be the centre of attention for longer than five minutes without explicit permission from Harry Potter.
Any Student found to have been the centre of attention for longer than five minutes will be subject to extreme scowling and the target of teen angst.
The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four.
Signed: Harry Potter, Local Celebrity