Editor's Note- Thanks to R. S. Lee, Mona Lover, and Snowboarder9 for the reviews.As for the teams, I am announcing them this chapter, but if you absolutely hate a team, talk to me and I'll change 'em. Read this...
Chapter 2: The Real Thing
Master and Crazy Hand appeared in front of the mansion and let out a giant siren.The racers got out quickly and they all looked frazzled.
"What the hell is going on?"
"We need your teams NOW!"
"Oh, okay."
The teams were announced as follows:
1. Diddy Kong and Luigi
2. Meta-Knight and Kirby
3. Mario and Peach
4. Baby Mario and Wario
5. Baby Luigi and Waluigi
6. Yoshi and Birdo
7. Toad and Tiptup
8. Koopa and Paratroopa
9. Boo and Dry Bones
10. DK and Pirahna Plant
11. Banjo and Kazooie
12. Conker and Crash
13. Fox and Falco
14. Pac-man and Mr. Game and Watch
"Alright this is looking pretty good. Go back and finish your karts. The first race is tomorrow."
The racers went inside and started to work.
Mario and Peach were working on their kart in the garage.
"You know Mario, if we lose in the first round, I'm going to break up with you."
"What! No! Please I need you!"
"Then don't lose!"
As Mario quickly went to work, the others relaxed and wondered what the first track would be.
The next day...
All of the racers were in front of the house with their karts. Both hands magically appeared with an announcement.
"Hello and prepare for the first track!"
All of the racers were transported immediately to a racetrack. There were stands everywhere and blimps in the sky.
"Welcome to the first track... Luigi Circuit!"
A Lakitu flew down and let down a traffic light on a fishing rod.
"Everybody, get ready!"
Luigi tapped the accelerator lightly.
"Get set!"
Banjo's eyes narrowed.
"Go!"
Every kart burst from the starting line. Every kart was evenly matched and then the cheating began. Wario pulled a black object from his pocket.
"Kid, do try this at home!"
Baby Mario saw that it was a Bob-Omb and a smile came on his face. Wario threw it behind him and the racers all had expressions of terror on their faces. Banjo was prepared however.
"All right, Kazooie! Time for our secret weapon!"
He pressed a hidden button and Kazooie spread his wings, pulling the kart into the air.
"Let's see how he likes it!"
Banjo presses another button and a cannon slides out from a compartment under the kart. He then rained grenade eggs down on Wario and Baby Mario, which sent him flying.
BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM
"Wahhhhh!"
At the back of the pack...
Boo and Dry Bones, Mario and Peach, and Bowser and Baby Bowser were in the back. Bowser was doing the worst.
"Papa, I don't want to lose in the first race!"
"Don't worry, son!"
A Bullet Bill cannon came out from under the hood of his car and he fired. Fortunately, Boo saw this coming and ghosted the car so the bullet went straight through it. Sadly, Mario wasn't so lucky.
BOOM
"Aughhhhhhhhh!"
Mario and Peach were sent to the back as the others passed him.
The end of the race was approaching and Mario was still in last place.
"Mario, remember what I said!"
"I know! I know!"
He spotted the nearest kart, which was Conker and Crash, and pulled out a hidden fireball. He tossed it with unknown precision and theywere sent flying.
"Ahhh!"
The final results are:
1. Fox and Falco
2. Banjo and Kazooie
3. Wario and Baby Mario
4. Koopa and Paratroopa
5. Luigi and Diddy Kong
6.Pac-Man and Mr. Game and Watch
7. Meta-Knight and Kirby
8. Boo and Dry Bones
9. Yoshi and Birdo
10. DK and Pirahna Plant
11. Toad and Tiptup
12. Waluigi and Baby Luigi
13. Mario and Peach
14. Crash and Conker
"Okay, that was okay. Get ready for the next race in a couple of days."
Final Thought- Well, that was weird but this should get easier with time. So, did you like the results? Review!