A/N: Welcome to the most degrading chapter of the fic! I'm glad you could find your way here…now for those of you who love Sesshy with a passion, and don't want to see him do the most degrading things I could think of…leave now! For those of you who actually have the courage to stay…I applaud you. And for those who think they can read this all the way through and not quit halfway…I'll see you at the end with a reward! Now without further delay…I proudly present…chapter four…!

Inuchan 567: Fluffy on a sugar high is totally funny. Trust me. Don't worry…I'll write more. Promise.

Eddie 1990: Candy doesn't do that to me. Does that mean I'm not a people? XD Anyway, I definitely will update my Oh! My Goddess fic, just for you. I'm glad you are too busy to kill me! My life has been spared! (ha! Screw you, kousukeAsazuki!) See? My reviewers love me! Oh, and sorry you almost lost your fics.

Lady-Sess08: Sesshy won't kill Kagome. No…he'll kill someone else! Inu-yasha perhaps? Yes, I did (borrow) that scene from the third movie, but it was, what, only two sentences! You can't prove I did anything!

KousukeAsazuki: …That's low, even for you! Fluffy won't kill me because I have chocolate!

TigerRoyalty: How can you hate cliffies? KousukeAsazuki LOVES em' ! In fact, she loves them so much, she's getting grey hairs!

Sesshychick: Glad you're interested.

SengenSkyDragon: I'm glad you love it. Those sugar highs are dangerous, though! Though, for me, any kind of chocolate or caffeine makes me sleepy.

I'm a cat nip and blood eater: Um…ok, honestly…you're insane. Whatever you're on, stop it, 'cause your seriously freaking me out. No, I don't work for a catnip company, and homicidal means…well, just look it up. I'm tired of spelling words for people and giving them definitions. That's how society uses you…ok, maybe not. But it's all a conspiracy put together by the F.B.I.

CrystilizedHeart: yes, I love Sesshy. If I didn't, then I wouldn't be writing this, now would I? You know what they say…love hurts.

Fluffy-sama's lil girl: How cute! I love your penname! Ok, sorry, totally random, I know. Love the whole evil laugh thing, it totally works for you. Don't steal Fluffy's candy! It seems everyone is on a sugar high now. Stay off the sugar.

Note: Wow! I got a lot of reviewers last chapter! That's great! Now if all you guys could keep it up, I'd be a very happy person!

Chapter 4: How to degrade a dog demon

Kagome grinned as she looked at Sesshomaru, not intending to give him the candy anytime soon. If he was this desperate for it, why not go all out? "Ok, Sesshomaru…I'll give you the candy." She said sweetly.

The demon held out his hand, waiting for her to give it to him.

"But there's something you have to do first." Kagome took a step back, still smiling.

Sesshomaru was about to flat out refuse, but he really wanted the candy… "What is it?' he sighed.

"Nothing much…" she replied, reaching into her bag and pulling out a hot pink collar that was intended for Inu-yasha. "Put this on." She ordered, handing him the degrading object.

Inu-yasha snickered, trying to hold the laugh in.

A glare was cast in his direction by the proud demon. "Silence, half-breed." He said calmly, as he slipped the collar around his neck.

"It looks good on you." Kagome tried to hold in her own laugh, afraid of pissing off the Lord of the western lands.

"Can I have the candy now?" he questioned, feeling absolutely ridiculous.

"Not yet." Kagome picked up a few sticks in her hand. Inu-yasha looked on, curious to what she was going to make his brother do this time… "You know how to fetch, right."

"Fetch…?" Fluffy asked, confused.

"Yeah. I throw the stick, and you get it and bring it back to me…" she explained. "Like this…" she looked to Inu-yasha, expectantly.

"Oh no…" the hanyou mumbled.

"Inu-yasha, come here, boy!" Kagome called out.

"No! You can't make me!" he yelled back, stubbornly.

"Inu-yasha…!" Kagome raised her voice a bit.

He knew what was coming next, and frankly, he didn't want to be on the receiving end of it… " Ok, Ok! I'm coming! Just don't say it!" he growled, walking toward her.

"Good boy. Now…get the stick, Inu-yasha!" Kagome threw the stick and watched him run after it on all fours.

Sesshomaru watched on. 'How degrading…even for him…' He thought. 'Not even a half demon should have to go through such humiliating…' His thoughts were interrupted by the voice of the miko.

"Now it's your turn…" she smiled. "Ready?" the stick was thrown and Sesshomaru stood there, unmoving. "Go get the stick." The smile faded.

"No."

"Sesshomaru…Go. Get. The. Stick. NOW!" she yelled. "Go get it, or no candy!" (Kagome's a scary bitch!)

Sesshomaru mumbled something and slowly walked over to where the stick had landed, knelt down, picked it up, and walked back all at his own pace.

"Do it again." Kagome instructed. "But this time, on all fours…and bring back the stick in your mouth the way Inu-yasha did."

Fluffy did as instructed, wondering how much more humiliating it would get before she gave him what he wanted. The stick was thrown, and he chased after it a bit clumsily, wondering why he couldn't do this in his true dog demon form. He dipped his head, grabbing the stick in his mouth, and ran back, all the while, hearing the loud mocking laughter of Inu-yasha ringing in his ears.

"See, that wasn't so bad, now was it?" Kagome laughed. "Good boy." She rubbed Fluffy's head like any other dog.

"Can I have it now?" he stood up, trying to get the stick taste out of his mouth.

"Eventually. Now put this on and start singing showtunes."

Sesshy sweatdropped as he looked at the revealing bunny girl costume.

15 minutes later…

"Are you finished changing yet?" Kagome asked the demon, who was changing behind a tree. Inu-yasha had just made things worse by running off to find Sango, Shippo, and Miroku, and bring them back to watch the humiliation of his brother.

Sesshy grumbled and walked out from behind the tree, wearing the outfit, complete with the little bunny tail. A bright red blush covered his entire face!

"Nice legs, Sesshomaru!" Miroku whistled.

"Shut it, monk!" the demon growled.

"Now, Fl…Fluffy…" Sango giggled. "That's not the way a lady is supposed to act." She corrected him.

This got a loud laugh out of Shippo, Kagome, Inu-yasha, and Miroku…even Rin was forced to smother her giggles in Kagome's shirt!

"Showtunes…now." Kagome dried her tears.

Sesshomaru sighed and opened his mouth, starting to sing "the hills are alive with the sound of music" by Julie Andrews. (I know, that's not from the feudal era, but deal with it!) "I'm done. Now can I have the candy?" he sighed.

"Well…ok." Kagome smiled, seeming that she couldn't think of anything else humiliating for him to do at the moment. She tossed the candy to him, ignoring the clapping and cheering from the rest of the gang. "Show's over, guys. You can all go…" she paused, watching as Sesshy devoured the chocolate bar.

"More…" he growled, his eyes turning red. "Give me more…" Sesshomaru picked up the discarded Tokijin and rushed at Kagome, slashing wildly. "Give me more!"

A/N: Ok, hide the chocolate! There's a bunny girl Sesshomaru on the loose! (hides Take5 and Reeses) Oh, and for you people who managed to make it this far to the end of the chapter…you get a cookie!

Oh….

….Listen closely people, I now have a rival! Evil girl, KousukeAsazuki! We are at an updating war! So if any of you have any ideas to help me update faster than her or slow her down (preferably stop her completely) in any way, shape, or form, feel free to tell me! Or, if any of you would like to ally yourselves on my side, it would be greatly appreciated! Hm…if I get enough allies, I could crush her with my powerful army of loyal followers! (maniacal laugh) (chokes on Twinkie) On with the next chapter!