Got the idea of doing this from a Naruto rendering. But instead I'll do YGO since that's my fav. Except the English dubs. That has GOT to be THE most horrible dub skills I have ever seen! I can do better, and I only know a few words of Japanese! UGH! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this non dubbed version of YGO. P.S. The dubs that they did for the Egyptian episodes were the worst of all. Watching the Japanese version with subtitles is a lot better. Oh, and they'll rant about horrible dubs too. Kazuki Takahashi's in this too! Yay Mister Creator of YGO!
What we think of your fanfiction and dubs:
Atem, after finishing his line, walked into the room with the other characters of YGO. Atem exclaimed:
"That's it! I'm (bleeping) tired of this shit! Just kill me right now! I'm quitting! I can't take anymore of this!"
Kaiba commented, "You mean the horrible English dubs that make us sound childish and overly dramatic! I agree with you! Where's Kazuki Takahashi when you need him?"
(Author's note: I don't know how you wouldn't know, but Kazuki made YGO.)
Kazuki walked into the room and yelled:
"They ruined it! They ruined my beautiful manga!"
Kazuki fell to his knees and started to sob. Yugi commented:
"I know Mister Takahashi! I know! The manga was so much better than the crap that they are forcing Americans to watch!"
Atem agreed, "Thank you!"
Kaiba commented, "You're right! Something must be done about this!"
Kazuki then pulled out a little sheet of paper with a web address. He then commented:
"You think THAT'S bad! You should see some of the fanfiction people write!"
Jounouchi asked, "Hey boss, what's fanfiction?"
"Oh, it's when the peole that read my manga and watch the show write stories based on it…."
Yugi asked, "What's so bad about that?"
Honda stated, "Yeah! It could be a great way for me to meet a lady."
Jou commented, "Yeah, man! That's what I'm talking about! Plus, it'll destract you from my sister."
"Hey…I like her…"
Kazuki yelled, "GUYS! You have to read this. Then you'll understand."
Kazuki handed a booklet to Yugi who immediately read a line of his:
"Boku wa kawaii deshu?"
(Author's note: This translates roughtly into: I'm cute or I'm adorable.)
Yugi asked, "What's so bad about me saying I'm cute in Japanese?"
Kazuki stated, "There's a thing that we call yaoi."
"But…we don't ever do yaoi…"
"Read on little Yugi and you'll see that you are paired with Kaiba and Atem and…."
"WHAT!"
Yugi anime-fell. He read to confirmed that he had been paired in yaoi relationships with many different people. He commented to himself:
"Okay, that's just plain insane. Just because I'm good friends with Atem…that DOES NOT make me gay…"
Kaiba agreed, "And just because I hate both Yugi AND Atem doesn't mean I like them. I can't stand them!"
"Well gee thanks…."
Jou asked, "Don't tell me they paired me up with Honda? Or worse…my own sister…?"
Kazuki commented, "No…the worst pairing (or not) is her…with Yugi…"
Yugi commented, "Well…she IS pretty…"
Yugi then daydreams while Atem comments:
"Well…you know MY heart burns for Anzu…"
Anzu and Atem then started to cuddle and make out. Yugi commented:
"UGH! Get a room!"
Kaiba agreed, "Yeah, because we don't want to see you have sex right here you nasty…"
Kazuki asked, "You guys…it get worst than Anzu and Atem maybe having sex in public. We're talking about full on lemons here…and yaoi lemons."
Everyone exclaimed in unison, "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
By the end of the day, they all agreed that they rather have really horrible English dubs than to read fanfiction anyday.
The End.
Hoped you enjoyed. Not meant to offend, just some pure humor. Oh and lemons if you didn't know are basically sex stories. For you people who still have innocent minds.
