Whose Line is it Anyway Episode 1
"Welcome to whose line is it any way. Where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Yep they don't matter like Kagome screaming for help if she was burning alive. Let's meet our guests. First up you can't shake him off your tail…… Miroku. Never leave him in a room alone….. Inuyasha. Can't anyone restrain him…… Sesshomaru. Never ask for directions from…… Sango! Hi I'm your host Shippo and welcome to whose line!" Yelled Shippo.
"Ok our first game will be Questions only. The theme is two writers are fighting over the last computer in a store." Said Shippo. "Go!"
"Are you sure you want this computer?" said Miroku.
"Why do you ask?" asked Sango.
"Because….. crud!" said Miroku.
"Buzz" Shippo pressed the buzzer.
"What type of writer are you?" asked Inuyasha
"Why do you ask?" asked Sango.
"Do you like this type of computer?" asked Inuyasha.
"Why do you ask?" asked Sango.
"Why do you care?" asked Inuyasha.
"Why……. Dang!" said Sango.
"Buzz" Shippo pressed the buzzer.
"Why are you here?" asked Sesshomaru.
"Why are you alive?" asked Inuyasha.
"How did you become a writer?" asked Sesshmaru.
"How come……. Darn you!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Buzz buzz buzz." Shippo pressed the buzzer. "Ok that's it now for a commercial"
Mercial
"Shrimp cola that's its name it will burn all the brain cells out your brain." Yelled the singers.
"Hey mom im thirsty!" yelled the child actor.
"Here drink some Shrimp Cola!" answered the female actor.
"Can't I just have water?" asked the child actor.
"No! Here you go" said the female actor.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed the child actor.
"Shrimp cola that's its name it will all burn the brain cells out brain Ya!" yelled the singers.
Show
"Welcome back!" yelled Shippo. "Our next game is next line please. The ones who are going to play are Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. Let's play! Here are your lines on the paper. The theme is Inuyasha is a vet and Sesshomaru is the assistant."
"You are one crappie Vet!" said Sesshomaru. "You the patients always say He digs into his pocket which he really doesn't have but we will look over that…. Anywho he pulls out a little piece of paper and reads it out loud OMG your butt looks big."
"…………" Inuyasha stood there in slience.
"Yep that is what they all say." Said Sesshomaru.
"Well you know what the say about the assistant well they all say again digging in the imagery pocket You have really hairy eyebrows." Said Inuyasha.
"Why you I challenge you to a fight like they always say pulls paper out of pocket Your forehead is big" said sesshomaru.
"What! Why I ought ta………" replied Inuyasha.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha." Laughed Sesshomaru.
"Why I ought to...pulls paper out of pocket well you have big juicy lips………." Said Inuyasha.
"Wha?" said Sesshomaru
"Yes now you kno……" said Inuyasha.
"Do you want to die you little ba…" yelled Sesshomaru.
"Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Shippo pressed the buzzer. "ok kiddies let's keep this pg kk."
"Ok now for a break then more whose line" Yelled Shippo.
mercial
"Diet shrimp cola that's its name it will burn all the muscles out your body" yelled the singers.
"Hey mom I'm thirsty" yelled the child actor who I am giving a name and it will be Bill.
"Here drink this diet shrimp cola" answered the female actor who is now called Victoria.
"Can't I just have some juice?" asked Bill.
"NO! Now drink up!" answered Victoria.
"ok……ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" gets all muscles burned in body.
"Diet shrimp cola that's its name it will burn all the muscles out your body Yeah!" yelled the singers.
Show
"Welcome back now we are gona choose our winner…. Sango! Now we are going to play blind date. I'm going to play the guest and these three have cards of people I have to identify." Said Shippo
"Let's play!" yelled Sango.
"Ok contestant number one" said Shippo.
"Yes." Said Miroku.
"If we were to go on a date where would we go?" asked Shippo.
"I don't know…… come along children let's all not fight over this ok." Replied Miroku.
"Ok…….. how about you number two." Said Shippo
"Why would I go on a date with you? I have to find Heero? runs off like a classic anime girl run. Then runs back on stage and sits down." Inuyasha said as he ran off stage.
"……. Mmmmmmm k" said Shippo. "Number three?"
"it doesn't matter because I still have to train you some more. You are really getting weaker by the minute." Said Sesshomaru.
"ok…….." said Shippo. "If you were and ice cream flavor which made up one would you be?"
"I would be what you call cookin' ice cream." replied Miroku.
"ok…….." said Shippo. "Same one number 2."
"I would be strawberry because I am sweet and cool." Replied Inuyasha.
"Liar" coughed sesshomaru.
"I will call Heero on you!" yelled inuyasha.
"I would like to see you try!" Sesshomaru yelled back.
"Ladies, ladies, ladies calm down!" yelled shippo. "There is enough of me to go around!"
"Whatever!" yelled sango. "Times up can you guess who they are?"
"Bachelor number 1 is Chef from South Park. Bachelor number 2 is Relina from Gundam Wing. And number 3 is ………………" said Shippo.
"Need a hint?" asked Sango.
"Yes" said Shippo.
"I'm an old lady always called grandma." Said Sesshomaru.
"Oh! Your Genkai from Yu Yu Hakusho!" yelled Shippo. "Ok that's the show! See ya next time on Whose line is it anyway!"