Author's Notes

Hi again. Yes I'm back and sorry for being a little slow but I'm low on ideas so it's hard thinking up what's going to happen. I'm just going to say a few things just so you know what this story is going to be like. It won't be a parody of paper Mario how ever there still will be a good amount of humor. Also I'm adjusting 2 aspects of the adventure. First of all Mario will not be paper though he does turn into a paper boat, plane, tube, etc. Also instead of going through pipes to Mario's destinations, he will have to travel there. I'm just making it a little more realistic and it makes it easier for me to add in extra events and battles. If you don't like it then you don't have to read it. And now for the chapter. Enjoy!

The prologue

Mario's POV.

Yes finally some sleep. You might be wondering why I am saying this. Well it's all because of luigi. After we had read the letter and found out that we would have to go to rogue port. This is apparently a place far away in another kingdom. When I asked the locale no it all koopah where rogue port was, he had given me a very detaled map of the way to get. How ever annoying he might be he still helped.

Luigi and I haled a lekitu to take us to the nearest harbour so I could take a boat to rogue port. And now that is where I am on a boat to wrogue port and I finally can get away from luigi for a bit. Thankfully luigi hadn't come along I just happened to not have enough money to pay for him.

"Sir wake up, We're at wrogue port."

Whose that shaking me? I thought I just got to sleep. I sat up. "Sir we will be at rogue port in a few minutes. I suggest you get your things together."

"Ok thank you," I said. And prepared to get off the boat.

When I arrived at rogue port, I soon realized that the name rogue port was very accurate. It took a lot of my skills I have learned over my adventures to stop all the thieves and muggers at every corner. After a rather viggerous battle with a particularly vicious rogue, I heard a scream. A female screem. That voice seemed to be one of the highest and screechiest voices I have ever heard. It oculd only be the scream of a goombah.

"Get away from me you freak!"

I turned a corner to see a very ugly looking aline person advancing on a seemingly terrified goomba.

"Tell me! Tell me where the crystals stars are!" The strange alien yelled. He seemed a little mental to me.

"How should I know! Get away from meeeee!" the goomba screamed. Getting irritated at them, I stepped between them.

"What is going on here?" I asked.

"Why should you care, you commoner. Me and my X-nots have nothing to do with you! You lowly people. I have no use for you, now get out of the way!"

"No thank you. I think that I've had enough of of this."

"How dare you stand in the way of me! Prepare for war!"

Then he came running at me in rage! I had to jump aside quickly to avoid being knocked to the ground. But then he was back he jumped in the air and was ready to land on me but I hit him out of the air with my hammer. Furious he struggled to get up but I jumped on him getting him even more furious. What followed was a very deadly boxing match. Accept with my hammer and his insults added. Finally becoming as crased and insane as humanly possible he ran at me again wildly trying to hit me. I brought up my hammer again but I didn't notice his fist coming at me from the other side! Both attacks connected and then I knew no more. Author's notes:

That was part 1 of the prologue. I hope you liked it. And thanks for the review I got. I'm happy to even get one. Though more would be great. And I'm very sorry my first reviewer but I forget how to spell your name now. I'm sorry. I think your name was spelt dendecy. Anyways thanks a lot. And see you next chapter.

Question for the chapter is: Whitch Mario game did you like the best and why.