Disclaimer: (still looking down the barrel of Sanzo's gun) Damn, don't you ever go to the bathroom! UGHHH, if it wasn't mine before, it isn't going to be mine now!

Sorry for the late update. I was at camp, fell, busted my knee, got stitches in, got stitches out. It was pretty hectic.

Fantasy is Reality but Reality Sucks

Ch.4 Dinner and a Song

Oooooooooooooooooooooo Gojyo's POV ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I glanced back at Kyo as we walked down the busy street. She had pulled out her hair-band, letting her long hair fall over her face, and she faced the ground instead of where she was going. I stopped to turn and face her, causing her to bump into my chest.

" Why's your head low?" I questioned her as she tried to look me in the face without raising her head.

" People are looking at me weird." She answered, her face red in embarrassment.

" Listen to me. Don't be ashamed, you're hot, show it off!" I sternly said pulling the black band off her wrist and placed it in her hand. She stared at it for a moment, and then put her hair back. " There you go, now walk proud."

After getting what was necessary from the market we went back to the inn. Kyo went to ask the manager for the kitchen as I packed the bags in, placing them on the counter.

" How much do you think all of us can eat?" Kyo asked, stepping into the kitchen.

" You've never seen Goku eat have you? Fix it all, it might be enough." I said, leaning back in chair, chuckling slightly at her dumbfounded face.

" Okay…if you say so." Kyo shrugged, turning back to her cooking. Silence passed for next thirty minutes or so before I leaned forward, letting the chair back down, and stood up.

" Be back, gotta piss." I told Kyo before leaving the room.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo Kyo's POV ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I watched Gojyo leave the kitchen and then I turned back to the food. Before I knew it, my mind started to wander to other things. Soon, it wandered to music and what-not. I closed my eyes and opened my mouth and started to sing.

" I'm not the one who's so far away when I feel the snake bite enter my veins,

Never did I wanna be here again, and I don't remember why I came..." I jerked to a stop when heard loud clapping from behind me. I turned to see them all, with the exception of Sanzo, clapping. My face showed a tinge of pink and my tail started wagging ferociously.

" Wow, I didn't know you could sing, well done." Hakkai said, smiling.

" Thanks." I muttered, blushing even harder.

" Yeah! You should be a singer!" Goku added loudly.

Sanzo rolled his eyes at them, " Don't get so worked up. She only sung a few lines."

" Sanzo!" Hakkai glared, " Kyo, go ahead and sing more, if you would."

" Sure, I'll sing while I cook." I smiled.

" YAAY!" Goku cried, jumping up and down. Then he sat on the counter, Hakkai and Gojyo sat in chairs while Sanzo stood in the doorway. I turned toward the stove, cleared my throat, and sang the song 'Break away'. When I finished the song I turned to see a crowd of people had formed and was creating a roar of cheers. My tail was wagging about as fast as it could go.

As the noodles finished I noticed the manager walking toward me.

" Miss, you have a beautiful voice. I would like it if you would sing a few songs tomorrow night. I'll pay you good money." He said.

" Not up to me, ask them." I replied, pointing to the guys.

" Well? What do you say, men? I'll give you the money for the rooms back, and tomorrow night will be free. Plus you're going to be paid for the performance anyways." The man persuaded them.

" I think it's ok. Gojyo?" Hakkai looked towards the redhead

" It's fine with me. Monkey?" Gojyo joked.

" Hey! Don't call me monkey! Uh, oh, I think that it would be great. Sanzo, can she? Please!" Goku begged his keeper.

" I'll think about it. But for now I suggest her to bring out the food." Sanzo replied, glancing toward me.

" Oh, yeah! Sorry." I exclaimed, scrambling to fix their plates as they sat at a table. I sat their plates in front of each them, then watched in horror as Goku eat the entire thing in only a minute or two. The shock subsided and I watched everyone as they finished the food.

" Do you all like it?" I asked, not really talking to Goku because the answer was obvious with him.

" It's delicious! Is there any more?" Goku answered, licking his plate.

" Yeah, I'll go get you some. Anyone else want more?" I said, taking up Goku plate.

" Kyo, if you don't mind. I would like some more, please." Hakkai politely told me and handed me his plate.

" Gojyo? Sanzo? Would you like more?" I repeated.

" Sure, I'll have some more." Gojyo also handed me his plate.

Sanzo seemed to give in and gave me his plate with a simple, "Here." I walked into the kitchen, now balancing four plates. I came back trying to balance four full plates. I carefully placed each plate in front of the guys. As I placed Sanzo's in front of him, immediately I blocked myself from getting hit by a U.F.S ( Unidentified. Flying. Spoon ).

" I said 'here'! I didn't say I wanted more!" Sanzo barked at me. ( Well, not barked like a dog, it's my job to bark like a dog. )

" I'll eat it!" Goku lunged for the plate.

" No you won't monkey! It's mine!" Gojyo yelled, and also lunged for it. I stepped in between them and lifted the plate up, causing them to basically head-butt each other, and divided it between them.

" You sure know how to handle them, don't you Kyo?" Hakkai smiled. After awhile they finished their plates again.

" Kyo! I want some more!" Goku whined raising his plate above his head

" There is no more!" I answered.

" Stupid girl. You gave all of it to them and didn't save any for yourself. Shows how smart you really are!" Sanzo said.

" I'll always put you all before myself!" I answered in a sharp tone.

" Stupid girl!" he muttered under his breath.

" I think it's time we all go to bed." Hakkai suggested.

" You all go. I have to clean up." I sighed.

" Goku, Gojyo, Hakkai. You heard her. Let's go!" Sanzo pushed them up the steps. I gathered the plates, washed them, then I cleaned the kitchen and the dining area. When I was done, it was around 3a.m. I walked up stairs and opened the door to the room. All of them were sound asleep in their beds, so I curled up on the little balcony out side the room.

I know, I know! It's short! I can't help it! I type slowly! I'll have the next chapter as soon as I can! PLEASE DON'T FLAME MEEE! BUT PLEASE REVIEW ANY WAY! TT