Well, here it is. My ninth Smash fic. I haven't put much thought into it, but it should be a good one. Should be. I'm pretty confident in this one. Enjoy…
All of the Smashers had gathered in the living room. They sat on whatever seemed suitable; the sofa, the recliner, the floor, the bookshelf, the lamp (which Pichu fell off of and broke). The reason was that Master Hand had called a meeting. Otherwise, they all would've continued their game of Extreme Tic-Tac-Toe. There were only two differences between that and regular Tic-Tac-Toe.
There were 100 squares and 25 marks.
You had to attack people while you were playing. Half of the contestants usually passed out before the game ended. That's the extreme part!
Back to the living room. Eventually, Master Hand made it, with Crazy Hand floating behind, laughing his ass off. The Smashers just looked on. Yoshi tossed an egg at him.
No effect.
Master Hand slapped him.
It worked a little.
"I guess that'll have to do," Master Hand decided.
"Boo!" shouted Bowser.
Master Hand tapped the mic on the podium and knocked it over. He tried to pick it up, but he crushed it by accident.
"Dammit…" he whispered.
"Get off the stage!" yelled Bowser.
"Okay, fine. I'll just talk. Listen everyone!"
"Yes?" everyone asked in unison, though different sounds were emitted at the same time (Kirby had a squeal, Pikachu had a "Pi?", Bowser had a "What is it now?", Young Link had a "This sucks", and Mewtwo had silence, to name a few).
"I'm hungry."
The room grew silent. Crazy Hand even stopped laughing and just left. Through the ceiling.
"You cannot be serious," Fox said, emphasizing "not".
"Serious as suicide."
"You called us all here because you're too lazy to get something to eat?" asked Ganondorf, a bit impatient.
"No. I called you all here because I'm too busy to get something to eat. But that's not the point." Master Hand started to continue.
"It looks like that's exactly the point," observed Ness.
"Let me finish…" grumbled Master Hand. "What I want to eat today is no ordinary food. And when you see it, I'm sure you'll agree. I want pie."
Even though everyone agreed that pie was no ordinary food, they were still confused as to why it was so hard for him to retrieve.
"The pie I want is no ordinary pie either. It's PIE- Pastry Inexplicably Enhanced. It has twice the filling, thrice the size, and fource the sweetness of normal pie."
The Smashers began murmuring. Most of it was about the "fource" comment, however.
"There's only one problem. I have no idea where this PIE is. So I'm sending each of you, in teams of-"
At that exact moment, Mewtwo teleported somewhere.
"…Okay, in teams of three, to retrieve it. Whichever team makes it back first wins a very special prize." Master Hand chuckled a little.
"This isn't gonna be some bogus prize like No Kitchen Duty For A Week, is it?" asked Young Link.
"Or $100?" added C. Falcon.
"Or a Get Out Of Jail Free Card?" added Yoshi. He was a board game junkie of sorts.
"Trust me. Any of you would love it," insured Master Hand. "You guys are forming your own teams. You have 3 days. Good luck…fools!" He began laughing maniacally and flew through the hole that his alter ego had created, making it bigger.
The Smashers were speechless.
"…I'm in," DK said out of nowhere.
"Sounds like fun," said Peach.
Mr. Game & Watch beeped and buzzed several times in agreement.
"Okay, who's in?" asked Mario.
Everyone in the room raised their hand/paw/wing/mallet. It was settled. The Smashers were going on an adventure.
"What about the teams?" asked Nana, who had a point.
Jigglypuff found a piece of paper, picked it up, stared at it, and remembering that she couldn't read, handed it to Zelda.
"Thank you. Well guys, It seems Master Hand pre-made teams. Let me read them to you."
As she read, only a select few really listened.
Team 1: Mario, Luigi, Dr. Mario - The Italians
Team 2: Yoshi, Kirby, Pikachu - The Cute Ones
Team 3: Peach, Zelda, Samus - Girl Power
Team 4: Ness, Young Link, Pichu - The Brat Pack
Team 5: Fox, Falco, C. Falcon - The Spacemen
Team 6: Link, Marth, Roy - The Three Brave Swordsmen
Team 7: Bowser, Ganondorf, Donkey Kong - The Power Trip
Team 8: Popo, Nana, Mr. Game & Watch - Old School
It took the teams 15 minutes to pack everything they felt necessary.
"Is everybody ready to go?" shouted Young Link.
Everyone cheered.
"That's my job!" Mario told Young Link.
"Whatever…"
"Let's go!" yelled Mario. The Smashers bolted through the front door, and everyone was excited. There was just one little problem.
"Guys, wait! Master Hand didn't write my name! I need a team!"
Jigglypuff ran frantically to catch up with the group. But she tripped once and gave up.
The next chapter is the actual adventure. And it'll be much funnier…I hope…