Here it is. The adventure begins. Right after the review responses.
Lacto3.1415- Well you can't have it.
Joeb- I'll remember that…thanks, I guess.
Loke Groundrunner- Sure. But not because you asked. Because you and a few others asked too.
Psie- Can't help you, man…
Master Disaster- Thanks for the compliment. And yes, there are people who don't like me. I just haven't met them yet. Okay seriously, some people didn't like The Recorder because of Chapter 4, but whatever.
PirateGoddess27- Yes. Who doesn't love pie?
Teh Critter- …Yep.
evanesced-twilight04- Keep it up I shall.
Xiao-Darkcloud- Hmm…
Read on…
"Okay…so how are we gonna find this thing?" asked Luigi. His team, The Italians, were walking on a straight dirt path in the woods about 200 feet from the mansion. It was sunny out. Not a cloud in sight.
"I don't know…he said twice as filled, three times as big, and four times as sweet as a normal pie. If we see it, it won't be hard to miss," said Mario.
"Seriously, we have no direction. We don't know where we're going, and he just said to find it. Couldn't he have given us hints or something?" said Dr. Mario.
All three stopped walking.
"We gotta find civilization. That's pretty much our only hope. We need to ask around for this thing," suggested Mario.
"And if we get injured, we have the Doc to help us heal. That's a-"
Luigi's speech was interrupted by Dr. Mario screaming. He was being attacked by a polar bear.
"Hey! Get off him!" Mario threw a fireball at the polar bear and it exploded. Dr. Mario was panting and a little scratched up, but he was okay.
"Thanks for saving me from that polar be- hey, wait a minute!" Dr. Mario realized what just happened. "Was…was that just…"
"Hey…go with the flow," Luigi said.
The three were silent for a while before they began walking again. And about 7 seconds after they resumed walking, Mario had to save Dr. Mario from a herd of penguins on unicycles.
Meanwhile…
The Cute Ones had already made it to a nearby city. However, they were just as aimless as The Italians.
"What do we do?" asked Kirby.
The three were walking on the sidewalk, passing many residents who stopped and made comments about the cuteness of the team.
"PIE isn't gonna be easy to find," said Pikachu.
"I know, but still, we need directions or something," said Kirby.
"More than that, we need another mode of transportation…that's not me," Yoshi said while throwing an egg at a lady trying to pinch his cheek.
"We could try getting by on our looks," suggested Pikachu. The three looked around at the residents pointing at them, going "Awww…", and talking baby talk.
"Look at me Mommy! I'm riding the horsey!" A little girl had taken the initiative and climbed on Yoshi's back. "Giddyup, hor-"
Yoshi bucked her into a stop sign pole.
"No, that'll never work," he said. The three began walking again.
Meanwhile…
Peach and Zelda were standing in front of the mansion's front door. Why, you ask?
"Where is she?" said Peach, a little impatient.
"It shouldn't take that long to bring a spaceship around," said Zelda, completely patient.
That was the cue. At that moment, Samus's starship seemed to appear out of nowhere. It came in for a landing in front of the mansion. The two princesses walked over to it. Samus rose out of the ship on a small platform.
"Where were you? We've been standing here for 5 minutes," complained Peach.
"Do you want to starve during this adventure? I doubt you do," Samus replied.
Peach said nothing.
"Do we have a plan?" asked Zelda.
"Well, no…we were just going to fly around and see what we could find. Got a problem with that? Or a better plan?"
"I guess that'll have to do. Let's get started," said Peach, climbing on top of the ship.
"Wait. We have to go in one at a time."
Zelda teleported behind Samus.
"Really?"
"Yes…" Samus descended into the ship.
"Peach, your turn," she said. Peach got on the platform and descended into the ship. Then the platform rose again.
And got stuck.
"Not again…" Samus sighed.
"This is just great…" Zelda said to herself.
Samus began pounding on the platform from the bottom.
"Peach? A little help?" asked Samus.
"I came on this adventure to avoid conflict and injury."
"Do you want to leave or not?"
"This isn't my problem. This is your ship's problem and you should fix it."
"Gimme a break…Why are you here, anyway?"
"I had nothing better to do, honestly."
"Well, if you want to be on this team, you're gonna have to start pitching in."
"Hello? Are you even trying down there?" Zelda said from the surface.
"Like I said, it's not my problem."
"Don't you want the prize?"
"I'm a princess. I have a castle. I have semi-protective servants. What more could I need, want, or ask for?"
"A better man, for one."
Peach gasped.
"Oh, no…you should be the last to-"
"What's going on down there?"
"Peach doesn't want to get her hands dirty."
"Peach, help her please…" Zelda was a little annoyed.
"Not until she takes that back."
"That'd be lying, and I don't feel like lying right now."
"What do you know about men anyway?"
"That he's not much of one."
"Stop doing that!"
And this went on for about 20 or so minutes.
Meanwhile…
The Brat Pack found themselves in the city as well. But they were also clueless as to their goal.
"Is this even legal?" asked Young Link.
"Don't worry about it too much. We're celebrities. They don't care that we're not even teenagers yet," said Ness.
"Pichu pi pi pichu. Pi pichu…(This is taking too long. I'm bored…)" said Pichu, obviously.
"…For the last time, shut up! I can't understand what you're saying!" exclaimed Young Link.
"Pi pichu chu pichu pichu pi pi! (I don't know what you said just now!)"
"Stop yelling! Now let's think. Where would the world's only super pie be?" said Ness.
"Pi pichu chu? (The supermarket?)"
"That's a tough one…" Young Link said.
"Pi-chu? (Hel-lo?)"
"I hate it when I can't answer my own questions…" said Ness, frustrated.
"Pichu… (Idiots…)" Pichu sighed.
"Think Pichu knows?" asked Ness.
"Maybe…but we have no way of knowing that, now do we?"
The three started to walk off.
"Guess we don't."
"Aren't you two a little young to be out by yourse- oh," said an adult male resident. "You're Ness and Young Link. I'm so-"
"Yeah. Back up," said Young Link as the Pack walked away.
Meanwhile…
The Spacemen were in flight. Fox had decided to use the Arwings as their mode of transportation. He and Falco were no strangers to these ships. C. Falcon was a little shaky at the start, but he got the hang of it.
"Okay guys, stay in formation. We'll find that PIE before you know it," Fox said into the communicator.
"Got it," said Falco.
"Roger," said C. Falcon.
The three were flying at a good speed, and everything was fine.
"Hey Fox," said Falco.
"What is it, Falco?" asked Fox.
"I miss the days where we would fly around blasting the crap out of things."
"So do I. While we're here, we don't have time to accept our good missions. We're too busy fighting," said Fox, sipping on a soda.
"Hey guys. Is this red button the blaster?" asked C. Falcon, eating some chips.
"Yes. But don't touch it. We may need-" Fox was interrupted by a blaster shot.
"Hey!"
"Falcon, what's your problem?" said Falco.
"I just had to try it…I wanted to put blasters on my Blue Falcon, but the Committee doesn't allow use of weapons."
"Neither am I. Now don't do that again. You might hurt some-" Fox was interrupted again by a blaster shot.
"…You're not listening, are you?" he said, checking the communications.
"Falcon, do that again and you'll be the one getting blasted," threatened Falco.
"That's not smart. You wouldn't fire at your own teammate, would you?" said C. Falcon.
"You're not my teammate!" snapped Falco.
"Look, will everyone just keep it together? Falco, calm down. Falcon, stop wasting valuable focus. And probably lives. We have a pastry to look for, remember?" Fox said, keeping order like a leader should.
"Hey, can I have this one?" asked C. Falcon.
"No…those are for team members only. You're kinda renting that. Except it's only for 3 days and you don't have to pay anything. And you have to follow orders!" Fox said.
"Okay, okay…" C. Falcon said. Falco cut off communication with Falcon.
"Hey, Fox?" he asked.
"Now what, Falco?"
"That guy's an asshole."
Fox started laughing.
"It's only 3 days Falco. Can you hold your comments in till then?"
"Fox…I'll try my hardest."
"Hey Fox, what was so funny?" asked Falcon.
Fox chuckled.
"Just…don't worry about it."
"Seriously, what's the joke?"
Meanwhile…
The Three Brave Swordsmen were trying to catch a cab. It seemed that no one wanted to stop for them.
"Hey, taxi. Taxi! Taxi!" Roy was running after a cab for a few feet then quit. "This is ridiculous."
"These drivers are either blind, busy, or racist," said Marth.
"Don't think like that. Hey, taxi! Oh, you blind bastard! You know you saw me!" shouted Roy. He didn't care that many a resident had taken brief glimpses at him.
"Calm down, Roy," said Link.
Roy sighed.
"We're never gonna find PIE at this rate," he said.
"Adventure is 40 percent hope. Just keep hoping, and eventually we'll be able-"
"That one stopped at a red light! I got him!" Roy interrupted Marth and ran to the now-stopped cab. Marth sighed.
"Hey, taxi! Taxi!" Roy shouted. Even with the red light, the cab drove away.
And was hit by a truck.
Roy stopped running.
"Good for him. Hey…I've got an idea…"
"Roy, get back over here," said Link.
"Don't worry! I'll get us a cab!" Roy said, walking in the middle of the street.
"Whatever…" said Marth.
Roy stood still, unsheathed his Sword of Seals, and waited for a cab. Soon he saw one coming straight toward him.
Perfect…
The cab didn't seem to be slowing. Which didn't matter, since Roy threw his sword directly at the driver's head, killing him. When the cab came near, Roy jumped through the hole in the windshield his sword had created, stopped the car, and dropped the body on the street. He honked the horn.
"Let's go, guys!"
The two weren't there.
"What the...?" He turned to his left and there they were.
In another cab.
Marth signaled Roy to get in.
"Oops…" Roy quickly got out of that cab and into the other one.
"You're sick, you know that?" said Marth.
"Shut up" was all Roy could say.
"Where to?" the driver asked.
"The nearest Mall-Mart would be nice," said Link. The cab drove off.
(For the record, Mall-Mart is in no way associated with Wal-Mart. They just rhyme. Go figure.)
Meanwhile…
The Power Trip had a little problem as well. No one would talk to them. They were inside a grocery store where each customer seemed to dislike strong people/creatures.
"Excuse me, miss lady, could you help-" DK's call for help was cut short by a loud scream directly in his ear.
"Hey! What are you scared of? Come here!" Ganondorf shouted to an 8-year-old kid.
"Mommy…God…one of you, HELP!" The kid rocketed out of the store, screaming his lungs out.
"I hate kids…" Ganondorf muttered.
"We're looking for PIE! Do you know where we can find it? Huh?" Bowser roared at the man behind the counter, who was stuttering like crazy.
"Huh? We don't have all day! ANSWER ME!"
The man screamed like a girl for a few seconds, then fainted. The Power Trip was speechless. Everyone was gone.
"This isn't working, guys," said DK.
"No…really? It's not?" Ganondorf said sarcastically while picking up some junk food.
"Why don't we try asking nicely?" DK suggested.
"It's not our fault we're awesomely terrifying," stated Bowser, drinking iced tea. DK picked up a banana and started eating it.
"Let's go," he said.
They walked out of the store.
"Hey…free food," said Ganondorf.
Meanwhile…
The Ice Climbers and Mr. Game & Watch were walking through the city, being admired by adults and the elderly everywhere they went. And some kids.
"This is nice!" said Popo.
"Yeah! We never get this much admiration at the mansion!" said Nana.
"Beep! (Yep!)"
"What he said!" the Ice Climbers said in unison.
Mr. Game & Watch then got stuck in a crack in the sidewalk. A lot of people tripped over him because they couldn't see him from the front.
"Beep beep buzz, buzz beep beep! (Don't walk off, get me out!)"
"What he said again!" the Ice Climbers said, smiling as they walked.
Sheesh…that was a lot. Well, hope you enjoyed that one. Trust me, there's more…