AN: People are actually reading this! Yay! Thankees for all the reviews!
Well, here you go, chapter two! Oh, and I realised that I forgot to put the disclaimer in the last chappy. (> ) But, it is common sense that I don't own them but I guess I should still put it...
And a little warning, there seems to be some profanity (nothing serious)in this chappy, er...I don't remember if the last chapter had any profanity in it...but if it does, I am sorry that I did not put a warining and if I have offended you.
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII. This disclaimer and that little warning up there goes for the rest of the (hopefully short)story.
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Chapter 2
Voices…I hear lots of voices…
"Mumble…mumble…"
"Is she dead?"
"Mommy mommy! Looky! It's an alien! It's come to eat our braaaains!"
"…Whoa…scaaareeey…"
"Mumble…mumble…"
Can't anyone get any sleep around here? Wait; sleep? Since when did I fall asleep? And why are there people in this stupid forest?
At the speed that I rose from the ground, you'd probably think Sephiroth had been revived and summoned meteor again. Joy to the world! We're all gonna die!
All the talking ceased. There was only silence, a really awkward and dead silence.
"What? You've never seen anyone sleeping in the middle of…Nibelheim? What the…? And who the hell do you think you're calling me scary?"
Heh, the people must think I'm nuts…
I could feel something looming over me. I turned around and just a little ways down, lo and behold there stands the Shinra mansion staring at me. Whoa, hold on a minute…why the hell does it look new? Cloud and Tifa never said anything about anyone buying it and Vinnie's somewhere…
A little girl started to squeal excitedly, "Mommy! It spoke, the alien spoke!"
"Nyuk nyuk nyuk, you think I'm an alien eh?" I don't think anyone heard me.
1…
I started to glare at them.
2…
They started to slowly shuffle away. The mother of that little girl seemed to be having a hard time pulling her daughter away from me.
And…3!
I pulled my eyes behind my head, stuck my tongue out and struck a zombie pose, slowly inching towards the crowd, "Bllllaaaurrrgh!"
No one moved, and then, people started to scream. It's not like anyone's trying to kill them…nyuk nyuk nyuk.
An armlet here, an armlet there; all their materia will be mine!
In the lowest voice I can muster, I call it my Vinnie voice; I started to moan, "Uuuuuurrrghaaa…"
"Look, the Turk is coming!" Cries of relief rang out. Of course I was oblivious to it all.
That is until I felt something cold at the base of my skull.
Click.
The whole crowd gasped.
Someone could've used me as a shovel. I think I would've made a crappy shovel.
"Whoa, dude! I was just joking around…" Whoo, evil cold metal thing is gone…I hope.
I turned around really slowly and glared at the guy with the gun. He looks very familiar…
I flung my arms in the air, "What do you think you're doing pointing that…that THING at me? It's not like I was trying to kill anyone! And why the hell are you wearing that blue suit? Stupid Turk wannabe, don't you know that Shinra's dead? DEAD!"
He's staring at me funny…jerk, "What's with that look on your face?"
Someone appeared behind him, "Is everything okay, Vincent?" She had the prettiest voice ever.
He turned around facing a woman, he just nodded. Stupid emo-Turk wannabe…
I struggled to glance over his shoulder. Some people are too tall for their own good.
My eyes popped out and made an omelet on the floor. She had long brown hair in a ponytail, pretty blue blouse, black skirt and a lab coat; oh my gawd. That's that Lucywhatshername…err…Lucrecia! Woman…t'cha…whoa rewind a minute!
I thought she was dead…and Vincent? He started to walk away. I grabbed his shoulder and forced him to face me.
"Wait! What's your name?"
He stared at me for a while, "Valentine." Ha! It is him, how typical, just saying what is only needed.
"Vinnie! Oh my gawd, everyone thought you died or something! Why are you in that suit?"
He looks confused; haha Vinnie looks confused, "Vinnie? I think you…"
"It's me! Yuffie! Don't you remember me? We traveled together with Cloud and everyone else! And…andandand…"
Don't panic, he's probably just got amnesia or some…thing…but that doesn't explain Lucrecia. Ack! Mind! Shut! Up!
"We kicked Sephiroth's ass!" I couldn't help but screaming that.
"I'm sorry, you're mistaking me for another person," he shook his head apologetically, his form slowly retreated back to the mansion.
These Nibelheim beds suck but the pillows are heaven…stupid cheap-ass inn.
Just as I was about to have a little nap, someone knocked on the door, "Later…" I half mumbled, half yelled.
"I don't feel like it!"
It's that girl, that little girl who kept calling me an alien. I crawled off the bed, my back making funny noises as I trudged toward the door. I'm too young for back pains.
"What do you want?" I asked, still half asleep.
"Play! Play play play playplayplay! With me!" I got a chance to look at her. Hmn, short little girl, a little above my knee; wine colored eyes…and chocolate brown hair. Why is everyone reminding me of someone?
I raised my eyebrow, "Wha…uh, I thought I was an alien."
I'm tired! You can't expect me to scream all giddy and then melt…
"I know! That's why I wanna play with you!" She chirped.
"Even if I suck out your braaaaaains?"
"Yeah!"
This is one freaky kid…
"…" I'm tired! Well, at least that was what I wanted to say until she grabbed my arm and pulled me out. She was too strong for her age…and size.
Her smile scared me, it filled up half her face revealing all her pearly whites, "You will? Really? Yay!"
We ended up in her room, which was where Tifa's home is; but Tifa wasn't here, neither was her mother. It was pink and filled with stuffed animals of mostly giant chocobos and forest frogs.
"Let's play hide and seek!"
I shrugged, my stomach growled.
"Are you hungry?" she shoved a giant basket full of candy into my hands. "You should eat more! You look like a toothpick!"
…A lethal toothpick…
"So, what do you do for fun around here?" I asked with a mouthful of taffy.
"Umm…I help my sis with her shop, but she's on vacation at the gold saucer; I wanted to go too, but she wouldn't let me." She pouted, "Hey! What's your name? I'm Aoife!"
"Me? Oh, er," I did my (patented) victory dance, "Yuffie! The Great Materia Hunter!" I stared down at the now half empty basket feeling a little sick, "I'm full…"
"Wow, your name sounds alieny too!"
I like my name…and, "So, why am I an alien?"
"Cause you appeared out of nowhere in this big white prettyful light, I thought it was gonna eat us! And then it was BOOOM and WHOOOSH! And people where like whaaaa I don't wanna die yak yak yak. And then there you were! Then the blue Turkey came and I thought he was going to go POW POW--"
Blue Turkey eh? I cut her off, "So, Aoife, want to help me with something?"
Eager to find out, she asked, "What?"
I smiled mischievously, "Why, to spy on the blue Turkey of course."
AN: Soooo, what do you think? Suggestions?Comments? Wanna flame me just for the heck of it?There is only one way that I can know what you are thinkingand its that little button down there.
The blue turkey is mine...hehehe...