Hmm…should I do review responses..? Ah, fine.
Lacto3.1415- Good for ou. Y? No.
razzkat- Sure thing…
Xiao-Darkcloud- …No comment. Sorry.
Ri2- Uh…
joebthegreat- Dude, I gave the hair to someone else. I didn't need it. Yet.
Now Chapter 5 begins.
"Um, excuse me?"
Jigglypuff was in a major electronics store, still looking for her portable record player. She had terrorized about 6 grocery stores and none of them had it. Duh. She found an employee and was asking him about it.
"What do you need?" the employee responded, cheerful yet busy.
"I'm looking for a portable record player."
The employee's pupils widened, and a shocked expression slowly formed on his face.
"…You guys don't have it either? What the hell?" Jigglypuff was about to walk away, but the employee yanked her by the ear and pulled her into an unusually dim corner.
"Who do you work for?" he asked in a hushed voice.
Jigglypuff was startled.
"What are you talking about? All I asked for was a-"
The employee shushed her and looked around quickly. Then he started the explanation.
"The portable record player…is a top-secret, government-funded, top-secret project. How did you find out about it?"
Jigglypuff realized the severity of what was going on.
"So I have to get it from the government now?
"No!" the employee exclaimed frantically. "That's not what I-"
"Piece of cake!"
Jigglypuff ran out of the store in delight as the employee (whose name tag was blank, for some reason) stared in disbelief and surprise.
"This has gotten way out of hand. If the project falls into the clutches of the wrong people…"
The employee started crying.
"Oh, Julia…"
"Mommy, what's his problem?" a little girl asked her mother as they walked by.
"Oh, he's just sad. Or a retard," the mom replied.
The employee started crying even louder.
"Mommy, I'm scared…"
Meanwhile…
The group, which consisted of The Italians, The Three Brave Swordsmen, and Old School, were almost at the wreckage where the destroyed Harrier lay in flames, and, if they were lucky, PIE would be there too. As they ran, Mr. Game & Watch fell into another crack, but no one really paid attention.
"We're almost there…" Marth said, panting slightly. When he looked up, he noticed three Arwings and Samus's starship approaching the crash site. When he looked straight ahead, he could see several residents gathered around the wreckage, wondering what exactly happened.
"That PIE is ours!" the Ice Climbers shouted in joyous unison, though they were only faster than Link.
Within several seconds, Marth made it first, and he climbed on top of the jet, minding the flames. He unsheathed Falchion and swiftly slashed the cockpit in half, opening it.
The ships had just landed. As the pilots exited, they all awaited the result.
"What-a was in there?" asked Mario.
"Yeah, what?" Roy chimed in.
"Tell us!" Popo added.
"Damn, they got to it first…" Falcon said, punching his palm.
"Let's see what happened…" said Samus.
Marth quickly found the guy The Italians were chasing. He turned it around.
A small screen was where his head would've been.
"Great," he muttered to himself.
The screen turned on to reveal the top section of a bald, fat man wearing sunglasses and a very pointy mustache. He laughed. His laugh was hoarse, yet a tad high-pitched; annoying, yet sinister.
"I am Doctor Eggman. Pleased to chat with you, Smashers. But this PIE is mine! Let's see you try and stop me!" He laughed again.
"I already hate this guy," said Fox.
"Don't worry! I'll be seeing you soon to finish you off," Eggman continued. "And when I do, the sugar rush from PIE will have me inventing fourfold! Then I will be unstoppable! So long, foo-"
Marth turned it off.
"This guy is delusional…" he said.
The Power Trip suddenly arrived, carrying many bags of goodies.
"What'd we miss?" asked Bowser.
"Some fat guy wants PIE too," answered Falco.
"Oh, okay," said Ganondorf. The Power Trip walked back to the mansion.
Everyone was silent for a little while.
"Well…they've actually got the right idea," said Nana.
"What?" asked Luigi, unsure what she meant.
"If he's going to see us again…we might as well wait it out," suggested Link.
Everyone thought about it for a little while.
"Nah!" they all said.
"I'll find out where the signal came from. You guys can do whatever," Samus said, observing the robot with the screen head.
15 seconds later
"I have the coordinates," Samus said.
"That was quick," said Roy.
"The signal came from…"
We shall see next chapter. Now this was short...