Hi.

Lacto3.1415- Yeah…gotta…love…the ellipses…

Ri2- He's an idiot. What can I say?

Xiao-Darkcloud- No, I didn't.

Joebthegreat- …Ouch.

Yoshizilla- Yoshi, Kirby, and Pikachu, huh? Maybe. But you'll see Sonic and Mewtwo soon. Not now, but soon.

Razzkat- That's the style. Well, it was when all the teams were participating…

Wtfzoids- I'm not that evil…

Uhyeahitsteamdark- When it comes to my humorous stories, you're better off not thinking. I don't do it.

Nakoya- I hope I do too.

…Hey wait…

Jigglypuff's pointless quest to find a portable record player had led her to an airport. That nameless dude said that the player was government-funded, top-secret, and top-secret. She decided to go to the most government-ish place she knew.

The FBI convention in New York City.

Now Jigglypuff had never heard of this city, but maybe, just maybe, the item of her dreams for the past hour could be waiting for her there. She walked up to the airplane. Yes, the airplane.

"How do I get on this thing?"

The plane was huge, and the engine was on, so she knew it may have been ready to leave. Or board. One or the other. She searched the bottom of the plane looking for an opening. There was nothing.

"Okay, let me try another one. I hope these things are all going to the same-"

She was shot by a crew member with a tranquilizer gun and checked, like some sort of dog. The guy picked up the container and said, into a walkie-talkie:

"That was a weird-ass dog. Okay, I'm headed back to the jet."

"Roger," a male voice responded. The guy drove away in his golf cart, listening to Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Meanwhile…

"The signal came from…"

Samus pointed to an unusually tall tower south of where they stood. "There." The tower had Eggman's face on the side near the top in neon.

"Well, now we know why that was built," Roy said with a shrug.

"Okay then…how do we get in?" Falco asked.

"Screw getting in. He doesn't have PIE, so let's blow him the (beep) up!" Falco said. The remark was accompanied by several males cheering.

Everyone thought about this for a little bit.

"That…makes sense…" Zelda said.

"So can we go?" Falcon asked.

"No…wait. If we destroy that tower, it will go crashing down on the city citizens, and people are gonna hate us…" said Peach.

"Aw…damn city," said Falco.

"Well, infiltrating strongholds is something I've been doing for years!" Mario exclaimed, proud of himself.

"Dude, you lost your accent!" Popo exclaimed.

"Wow! I did, didn't I?" Mario said.

"Maybe that place has some dungeons for me…" Link said, trying hard to be proud of himself.

"Maybe I can get kidnapped again!" Peach said, proud of herself for some moronic reason.

"Come on! Let's go!" Nana yelled. The Spacemen and Girl Power flew to the building in their ships, while the rest took other people's cars (the people were too caught up in the moment to stop them). When all of the excitement had died down, The Power Trip returned.

"Hey, where'd everybody go that quick?" Bowser asked. The people booed and walked away. Ganondorf was hit in the head with a boot.

25 minutes later…

The Spacemen, Girl Power, Old School, The Italians, and The Three Brave Swordsmen were right outside of the building. For some reason, no one wanted to go in.

"Well Italians, go ahead," said Marth.

"Nah, let The Spacemen go," Luigi said.

"Old School can handle this," said Falcon.

There was silence.

"…Oh, that's us!" Popo said suddenly. "Well, let the girls…what's their team again?"

"You're an idiot," said Samus.

"Let's all go in, at the same time," suggested Fox. "On the count of three. One…two…"

No one moved or spoke.

"Three!" The Spacemen ran inside. By themselves. Roy snickered.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Fox exclaimed, looking back.

"Okay guys…go!" Dr. Mario said. All of the teams rushed into the lobby, and soon, they all made a mad dash to the elevator. A tall, chicken-looking robot named Scratch ran after them.

"Excuse me! Hey! You guys need an appointment with Robotnik to go in- hey! Where are you going?" His voice was a bit squawky. The teams dived into the opening elevator. Scratch tried to dive in, but he hit his head on the closing door.

"Okay, if this guy…why did…oh, I give up," said Luigi.

The elevator door opened, and there stood Scratch, red in the face and pissed off.

"You-"

The elevator door closed. Samus quickly pressed the button marked "56". Yeah, that was a pretty tall building.

"Hmm. So we kick this guy's ass, right?" asked Roy.

Everyone nodded.

"And then we keep looking for PIE?" he asked.

"Looking for what, now?" asked Falcon, fixing his gloves.

Wow…