Madame Leota then piped up.
"Ok, Luigi." She said. "Here's something about my past. The original owners of this mansion left me in charge for a while until they returned. However, I soon found myself being attacked by Atticus' followers. I held up a good fight, but they eventually had me begging their mercy. Atticus then sealed me in this crystal ball. I shudder to think of what happened to the original owners." Luigi thinks as well & shudders himself.
"Personally, I'm-a happier not-a knowing myself." Luigi said. He then saw something out of the corner of his eye. He turns to his right & sees a bewitching woman with her hair covering her face, floating around a corner.
"Luigi." The woman softly said. Luigi followed the woman & switched to the Poltergust 3000. He hummed the Luigi's mansion theme music all the way. He saw her disappear into a door. He walked up to it & touched the barrier. He broke it down & followed the girl into the kitchen. He saw the girl floating in fronting of her. She made her finger move in a "come closer" way. "Luigiā¦" The woman said. "Luigi." Luigi walked up to the woman. Just then she revealed her eyeless frightening face & made a blood-curdling shriek, scaring Luigi half to death.
"YAAAAH!!" Luigi shrieked. The woman hid her face & started floating towards Luigi.
"Quick, Luigi." Leota said. "The Poltergust 3000 should work on her. She's a banshee, which is a type of ghost. Wait for her to show her face, & she'll most likely show you her heart at the same time."
"Got it." Luigi said. The banshee went right up to Luigi & screeched at him, at the same time, Luigi shined his light on her & commenced sucking.
"Oooooooooaaaahhhh!!" The banshee shrieked. The banshee tried to escape like the evil spirits did. But failed miserably & ended up being sucked into the Poltergust 3000.
"Gotcha!" Luigi said. Luigi shined his flashlight around the room while humming the Luigi's mansion theme. He walked past a stack of plates & pulled out Leota.
"Hey, Leota." Luigi said. "Got a clue for this-a room?"
"I already got it, Luigi." Leota said. "Broken plates & bottles too, together light the way for you." Luigi scratched his chin as a plate rose from the stack & lined up to hit Luigi.
"Broken plates &-a bottles too, together light-a the way for you?" Luigi asked himself. "What's-a that ,mean.?" Madam Loeta then noticed the plate behind Luigi.
"LUIGI, LOOK OUT!!" Leota shouted. Luigi noticed the plate as well & it flew towards him.
"YAH!!" Luigi yelped as the plate flew directly at him. Luigi dove out of the way & the plate hit an oil lamp, spilling red liquid all over the floor. The flame then ignited & set the patch of floor on fire, which was blue, much to Luigi's surprise. "Huh?" Luigi said, confused. Then it hit him. He slapped his forehead. "Of course." Luigi said. "Broken-a plates & bottles too, together light-a the way for you."
Luigi noticed bottles all over the room & got an idea. "Aha!" Luigi said, snapping his fingers, he started running around as the plates tried to hit him. They got a lot of bottles, but none hit Luigi. "Well, so far-a so good." Luigi said, he turns & sees where the burning puddle is intended to go. A large fireplace in a corner on the opposite side of the room where the plates were. "I guess that's-a where the fire goes." Luigi said to himself. Luigi then looked & saw some of the bottles up on high places. Some were on shelves, others were on shelves suspended by chains.
"Good thing I'm a skilled jumper." Luigi said, he jumped up onto the hanging shelves with bottles on them. A plate came up from the stack & flew at Luigi, he jumped & the plate hit both bottles & spilled the fluids inside everywhere. "Now for-a the next shelf." Luigi said. Luigi leaped over to the next shelf & a plate floated off the stack & readied itself to hit Luigi. Luigi dove off of the shelf & the plate hit the bottles, spilling the stuff inside all over the floor. The flame moved across the room, as more fluids spilled all over the floor.
"Just a few more &-a the fire's lit." Luigi said. He moved towards the door & a giant spider appeared in front of it. "YAAH!!" Luigi screeched, he switched to the beacon & fired at the spider until it was dead. Luigi let out a sigh of relief & switched to the Poltergust 3000. "Just-a 3 more bottles." Luigi thought to himself, he saw that 1 of the 3 remaining bottles would be difficult. It was sitting on front of a large stack of flour bags. The other 2 were on a nearby table.
"Ok. This'll-a require a lot of skill." Luigi said, a plate rose off the stack. Luigi narrowed his eyes & got ready. The plate floated towards Luigi & he dove out of the way. The plate hit the 2 bottles, spilling the fluid all over the ground. Luigi looked at the stack of flour & got an idea. "Aha." Luigi said, he stood in front of the flour. He waited, just then, a plate lifted off the stack & flew at him. Luigi leaped out of the way. The plate hit the flour stacks & bounced off them, hitting the bottle & spilling the elixer all over the floor, the fire spread to the fireplace. The fire lit up & so did the room.
"Now for-a the ghosts." Luigi said, he switched to the beacon & begun hunting, whistling the Luigi's Mansion Theme. He looked at the barrel nearby the flour stack & shook it, spilling 5 souls into the room. Luigi sucked them all into the beacon & found a piece of a death certificate. "Wow, another death-a certificate piece." Luigi said as he picked it up. He looked & saw a china hutch in a far corner, pulsating. He walked over to it & shook it, spilling spirits into the room. He sucked them all into the beacon.
"Alright, that's-a good." Luigi said, satisfied. "But there are-a still more." Luigi checked the GBH & saw it was picking up ghostly activity from the 2 remaining china hutches.
"Ha, no-a spirits can-a hide from me." Luigi said. Luigi walked over to the first china hutch & shook it, spilling 5 souls into the room, he sucked them all into the beacon. He went over to the last hutch & shook it, spilling the ghosts into the room where he sucked the last 5 souls into the beacon. He shot his fist forward in a victory stance.
"Oh yeah!" Luigi said, he switched back to the Poltergust 3000 & walked over to the door. He saw a spirit of a hunched over old man next to it. He walked up to it.
"Do you suffer anxiety attacks? Accute paranoia? Feel like something horrible could leap out at you at any moment? Ha ha!" The ghost asked, then paused for a second. "Well, do I have the tonic for you, friend." As Luigi went to leave, the ghost spoke again. "Friend, do I have something for you." The ghost said, then spread his arms out. "1000 acres of the finest Louisiana swamp you've ever laid eyes on, I'll even throw in a free haunted mansion. 1 crocodile is optional of course." Luigi put his hand up.
"Sorry, I'm-a not interested." He said.
"Well, come back if ever you change your mind." The ghost said. Luigi rolled his eyes & shook his head. He then walked out the door.
"Why would I want-a this place?" Luigi asked. "I've already got a mansion."
"Yep, but do you think HE knows that?" Leota asked. Luigi smirked, getting the idea. He then walked down the hall some ways & saw another door, he discovered that he had enough souls to break down the barrier Atticus made, so he did just that.
