"&-a behind door number 1." Luigi said as he flung the door open. He peered inside the open door & saw the Maid's room. He walked in & pulled out Leota, then looked at her. "Got a clue for this-a room, Leota?" Luigi asked.
"Uh huh." Leota said, then started talking like she usually did in a trance. "When walls that shift may hide your doom, seek out the exit from each room." Luigi scratched his chin, trying to figure out the meaning of the clue. He then walked towards the walls & jumped at the fact that they were moving.
"Woah, moving-a walls." Luigi said in surprise. Then, suddenly, it hit Luigi. "Of course." He said, slapping his forehead in realization. "Though walls that-a shift may hide your doom, seek out the exit from each-a room." Luigi walked forward until the wall couldn't shift any further. He then looked left & moved that way, he was then assaulted by evil spirits. "Yow!!" Luigi shouted, he shined his Poltergust 3000 on them & proceeded to suck them in. They all tried to escape, but ended up inside the Poltergust anyway. "Aha." Luigi said in triumph. He continued forward & found some double doors. He walked through them & a huge wooden plank sealed the door behind him. "That must-a be so I can't-a go back." Luigi said to himself. He was then snared in a spider string & saw a huge spider to the right of the door.
"Uh oh." Luigi said, he switched to the beacon & begun shooting the spider, he was just inches from the spider's fangs when he killed it.
"Whew, that was-a close." Luigi said to himself. He turned to the left of the door & walked that way. He found a real wall with a huge hole in the wallpaper & a chest up against it. "Must be-a the real wall." Luigi said to himself. He walked along the wall & eventually came across several small spiders. He sucked them into the Poltergust 3000 & continues on, humming the Luigi's mansion theme. He continued to walk along the wall, avoiding the bits sticking out, until he came to a corner. He walked around to the left & found the next set of double doors, with a fortune card in front of it.
"Aha!" Luigi said. He collected the fortune card & opened the door. It sealed behind him. "2 down, who knows how many more to-a go." Luigi said to himself, he went to the right of where he entered. 2 big spiders appeared from behind the wall. "Yow!" Luigi shouted. Luigi switched to the Beacon of souls & fired at the spiders. After a while, both were on their backs. Luigi let out a sigh of relief.
"Whew." He said, wiping sweat off his forehead. "That was-a close." Luigi switched back to the Poltergust 3000. He then veered off to the left of the spider corpses, keeping the corner of the fake walls in front of him. He saw some fortune cards & found the door behind them.
"Alright!" Luigi said. He walked up to the door, grabbed the fortune cards, & opened the door. Wooden planks sealed the door behind him, cutting off his access of the previous room.
"I hope this is-a the last room." Luigi said to himself. He turned left & walked forward, keeping the real wall to his left. He kept humming the Luigi's mansion theme. He came to a crooked painting above a chest. "That's-a not right, that painting's-a crooked." Luigi said. He walked onto the chest & straightened the painting. A door opened to his left & he was surprised.
"Wow!" Luigi said. "Weird." Luigi walked through the newly opened door & found 10 fortune cards floating above a bed. "Aright!" Luigi said. He used the Poltergust 3000 to suck the cards straight to him. He then walked out of the room.
"Now." Luigi said. "Back to-a the mission." Luigi followed the real wall on his right & eventually saw a part of the wallpaper that was torn. At which point, he made a left, staying on the left side of the freestanding wall. After a while, a familiar eerie scream pierced his ears. "Uh oh." Luigi said nervously. "I hope that's-a not what I think it is." Luigi saw a banshee come out of the fake wall, followed by some evil spirits.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Luigi shrieked, he trained his flashlight on all 3 ghosts & freezes them all at once. "Alright, 3 in-a 1." Luigi said. He began sucking & all 3 spirits began to get drawn into the Poltergust 3000.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" The banshee wailed as it tried to escape Luigi's Poltergust 3000.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" The evil spirits moaned as they tried to escape as well to end up inside the Poltergust 3000. After a while, Luigi managed to subdue the 3 souls & they disappeared into the Poltergust 3000.
"Gotcha!" Luigi said. "Ha ha!" He laughed in triumph. Luigi then went forward some ways & turned right. He saw a giant spider. "YOW!!" Luigi shouted. He switched to the beacon & started firing like crazy. He eventually killed the couch sized spider & let out a sight of relief with a hand on his stomach. "Whew, that was-a close." Luigi said to himself. He walked past the spider corpse & found the double doors, with a fortune card in front of them. "Aha!" He said, he grabbed the fortune cards & walked through the door. It then sealed behind him & was sealed off by wooden boards.
"I hope this is-a the last room." Luigi said. He walked to the right corner of the sliding wall. He then heard the unforgettable sound of evil spirits. "Uh oh." He said. However, by that time, Luigi noticed he was close to the light switch. "Well, that's-a my only hope." He said. Luigi started running for the light switch. He narrowly escaped the clutches of an evil spirit & pulled down the light switch, causing all evil spirits disappear as the light filled the room.
"Whew, that was-a close." Luigi said, wiping sweat off his forehead. He noticed his Game Boy Horror was going off. He followed it to a table next to the door. 5 souls popped out as he shook it. He switched to the beacon. "Now to-a suck some souls." Luigi said, he trapped all 5 souls into the beacon. He then noticed a chest at the foot of the bed, also pulsating. "I'll make like a pirate & steal me-a some booty." Luigi said. He shook open the chest, causing 5 spirits to spill into the room. He trapped them all into the beacon & his game boy horror stopped. Luigi put the beacon on his back & started whistling the Luigi's mansion theme. He then noticed another book on a pedestal. "Ah, another of-a Atticus' work." Luigi said to himself. Luigi walked over to the book & opened it, Atticus' voice boomed through the room again.
"We must have the Beacon of Souls." Atticus' voice boomed. "The brotherhood has been wise to keep it hidden from us. In secret it travels; from the mountains of Italy to the valleys of Spain, always just beyond our grasp. But our eyes & ears are everywhere, & the beacon will be found. I will scour the ends of the Earth until it is located. So it is written, & so it shall be." Luigi closed the book.
"Uh oh." Luigi said, then looked at the beacon on his back. "He must-a know I have the beacon."
"Most likely, Luigi." Leota said. "We'll have to protect that beacon with everything we've got from Atticus Thorn." As Luigi went to leave, he saw a piece of paper on the floor. He picked it up & saw it was the second piece of the death certificate.
"Alright." Luigi said. "I'm-a so lucky." Luigi then heard something behind him & turned around to see a ghost bridesmaid.
"Oh, it can't be much longer." The bridesmaid said. "He said he'd be here toady." Luigi looked back & went back out into the hall. "Maybe she-a will someday." Luigi said. "Maybe she-a will."