Luigi walked down the hall to the end. He saw a set of stairs leading downward. He followed them to a door. He broke down the barrier & opened the door. He then walked inside to see a stone hallway that went forward for a ways & then turned right.
"Wow, weird." Luigi said. He walked down the hall, humming the Luigi's Mansion theme as the outdoor music from Luigi's Mansion played. Upon rounding a bend, he heard the unforgettable sound of evil spirits entering the room. "Oh no." He said. Luigi turned his head & saw a whole hoard of them.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Luigi shrieked, he switched to the Poltergust 3000 & shined his light on them. He then sucked them all into the Poltergust 3000 at once. "Whew, that was-a close." Luigi said, he then pulled out Madame Leota. "Hey, Leota. Got a clue for this-a room?" Luigi asked.
"Yep." Leota said. "Find the 4 which sing the best & light the way for souls to rest." Afterward, Luigi put Madam Leota away.
"Okay." He said. As Luigi took a step forward, the GBH started beeping. Luigi held it up, pushed a button, & revealed that it was professor E. Gadd.
"1 moment, Luigi." Professor Gadd said. "I'm picking up a large amount of paranormal activity in the area you're headed for. Areas with that much paranormal activity are usually cemeteries. It's best you be on your guard. The Poltergust 3000 & the Beacon of Souls will surely play a big role in your survival there. Be careful, Luigi." The GBH turned off & Luigi pocketed it.
"Okay." Luigi said. He walked down the rest of the hall, humming the Luigi's Mansion theme. Upon walking out of the hall, he froze as he saw that the hallway lead him straight into a graveyard. "AAAAHH!" Luigi shrieked. "A c-c-cemetery." He swallowed his fear & slowly crept into the cemetery, nervously humming the Luigi's Mansion theme, with a few moans of fright in it. He slunk past a bust & once he was all the way past it & not looking at it, it looked at him.
"Hey, you." The bust said. Luigi jumped into the air & flailed his hands as his hat flew off his head.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Luigi landed on his butt & crawled away from the noise.
"Relax, I won't hurt you." The bust said. Luigi inspected the statue. He then shakily got to his feet & walked up to the statue nervously. He stopped in front of it & shined the Poltergust 3000's light on it.
"Wh-wh-wh-what do you want-a from me?" Luigi asked.
"I was just wondering if you could find the other members of my quartet somewhere in the graveyard." The bust said. "If you find them, just wake 'em up." Luigi nodded his head.
"Okay." He said. Luigi turned to walk when the statue got his attention again.
"Oh, & by the way." The bust said. Luigi turned back to it.
"Yeah?" He asked.
"Stay away from the wannabes." The bust said. "They'll just screw everything up."
"Okay." Luigi said. "I'll-a go now." Luigi turned to go into the graveyard, humming the Luigi's Mansion theme. Just then, on the top of the cemetery, a skeleton holding the lid of a coffin erupted from the ground.
"Luigi." The skeleton said in a high-pitched voice. Meanwhile, Luigi walked down a pathway & took a right. He found 2 busts side by side. He shook the left bust & it opened its eyes.
"Luigi." The bust sung. Luigi then shook the other bust & it opened its eyes as well.
"Don't bother me, Luigi." The bust said. Just then, the bust from the entrance called out to Luigi.
"No, no that's the wrong guy." The bust said. "You'll have to start over."
"Ah, darn!" Luigi said, he shook the left bust again.
"Luigi." It sung. Luigi then walked down the path, humming the Luigi's Mansion theme. He then spotted 2 more busts. He shook the left bust & it sung his name.
"Luigi."
Luigi then walked down the path more & up the hill to where the skeleton was.
"Uh oh." Luigi said when he saw the skeleton. He shined his light on the skeleton, but it hid behind its coffin lid & shielded itself from the light. It then threw 3 bones at Luigi, who dodged them. "Whew, that was-a close." Luigi said, then shined his light on the approaching skeleton, & stunned it. He then begun sucking it. The skeleton tried to run away from the Poltergust 3000's suction power, but its efforts are in vain, & it got sucked in. "Gotcha!" Luigi said, his eyes then turned to the 3 busts in front of him. "Oh no." Luigi said. He shut his eyes & shook the left bust, & it sung his name.
"Luigi."
Just then, all 4 busts started singing.
"Luigiiiiiiii."
"Luigiiiiiiii."
"Luigiiiiiiii."
"Luigiiiiiiii."
Just then, a large building popped out of the ground behind the busts where the trail ended. The busts continued singing.
"Were not like the others, we are all good, can't you seeeeeeeee. Don't be scared & don't be sad, our voices hold a keeeeeeyyyyyy. Many spirits rest inside seeking harmonyyyyy. We will speak & we will weep for our brother, Luigiiiii. 4 busts like uuuuus, we are a muuuuus, this graveyard melodyyyyyy. 4 busts like uuuuus, we are a muuuuus, this graaaaaveyaaaaard meeeeeeeeeloooooodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
Luigi clapped his hands in applause, and then switched to the beacon.
"Now for-a the souls." He said. Luigi leaped down & went to the first bust, whistling the Luigi's Mansion theme. His GBH started beeping. He leaped over the nearby fence & towards a nearby pulsating tombstone, causing the GBH to nearly explode. Luigi shook the tombstone & 5 spirits spilled out.
"Can't catch me!" 1 of them said as the spirits scattered. Luigi switched to the beacon.
"We'll see about that." Luigi said, he ran up to 2 spirits & sucked them into the beacon. He bagged another near the enterance, & collected the last 2 near a big tree. "That'll show 'em." Luigi said, he continued across the graveyard until he cames to another pulsating tombstone, which caused the GBH to go haywire. Luigi shook the tombstone & caused 5 more shriveled souls to appear & scatter.
"Run away!" 1 of them shouted.
"Think again." Luigi said, he chased the ghosts & caught them with the beacon. "Alright." Luigi said. He then saw a piece of paper fall on the ground. He picked it up. "Hey, another death certificate piece." Kuigi said. Just then, Madame Leota piped up.
"You know, Luigi." Leota said. "There is a secret in this room. If you wake up the wannabes, you might fine something good."
"Okay." Luigi said, he walked over to where he found the first set of doubles & shook the wannabe.
"Don't bother me, Luigi." It said. Luigi walked over to where the second set was & shook the wannabe there too.
"Don't bother me, Luigi." It said. Luigi walked up to the 3 busts in front of the mausoleum & shook the third fake.
"I don't sing." It said.
"Boy, for-a wannabes, they sure don't-a like singing." Luigi said. He walked over to the last wannabe & shook it.
"Me? Sing for you?" The wannabe asked, then laughed. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Just then, 2 small mausoleums appeared on opposite sides of the cemetery & the wannabes started singing.
"You must know now, Luigiii. We're evil can't you seeeeeeee. You should be scared. You should be sad. We also hold a keeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy. Just some troubled spirits who do not wish to be free. We will speeeeeeeaaaaaaaak. We will freeeeeeeeak. For that bothers theeeeeeee. Busts like uuuuuus. We are a muuuuuuss. This gravyard meeeelooood(graveyard meoldyyyyyyyyyyyyy)yyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
Luigi looked at the 2 mausoleums on the sides of the graveyard & saw numerous skeletons coming out of them.
"Oh boy." Luigi said. "No wonder I should-a be scared." He walked down the path over to the left mausoleum. He blasted all the skeletons, & destroyed them. He then took all the cards inside. He walked along the cemetery until he came to another pulsating tombstone. He shook it & caused the shriveled souls inside to escape & scatter.
"Run away!" 1 of them shouted.
"Oh no-a you don't!" Luigi said, he ran & captured the souls 1 by 1. He then made his way over to the other mausoleum & took out the skeletons there as well. He then took all the fortune cards out. "Alright!" Luigi said, he walked over to a tree with a bottle of bravery tonic next to it. He drunk the bravery tonic & shook the tombstone, releasing 5 shriveled souls.
"Can't catch me!" 1 of the spirits said.
"Oh, we'll-a see about that." Luigi said, he ran after the souls & captured them 1 by 1. He walked back over to the tombstone near the entrance of the cemetery. This caused his GBH to go haywire. Luigi looked at the tombstone. "Well, this is it." He said. Luigi shook the tombstone & 5 shriveled souls burst out of the stone.
"Free! Free!" 1 of the souls shouted. The souls scattered, & Luigi ran after them. He caught them all 1 by 1 until he caught the entire population of souls in the room. He did that punching pose. Then his GBH started beeping.
"The professor." Luigi said. He pushed a button on the GBH & E. Gadd showed up on the GBH.
"Krrrrrrzt. Luigi. Krrrrrrzt." The reception was distorted a bit, then the professor came into view. "Oh, Luigi." The professor said. "Thank goodness you're safe. I now know what you're thinking. You caught all the ghosts, so there's no reason for you to be there anymore. Well, think again. Have you noticed the mausoleum that sprung up in the middle of the cemetery? Well, that mausoleum is filled to the brim with paranormal activity. Apparently, Atticus Thorn believed he could hide it from us by burying it below the ground & placing a spiritual barrier on the ground it was standing on to keep it there. But it appears the busts musical number is what broke the barrier. You'd best go into that mausoleum & de-ghost it, Luigi. Maybe you'll find another death certificate piece there. Be careful, Luigi."
Luigi turned off the GBH & placed the Beacon of Souls on his back. He walked up to the mausoleum, whistling the Luigi's Mansion theme music. The then touched the door & broke down the barrier, & opened the door, entering the mausoleum.