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Ah, I'm back! And I'm still using this fic as my own personal amusement. Mwahahaha!
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Disclaimer-
I don't own the Newsies. Okay?
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Just as the class was about to start, David Jacobs ran in wearing pink bike shorts and a baby blue teeshirt. "Sorry, I'm late girls but... Jack? Spot? Race? Skittery? Mush? Kid Blink? What are all of you guys doing here?" he asked, mortified.
"Celeste asked us to...wait...what are you doing here?" Race countered.
"I..uh...well...my mom made me do it! She said I'd be more graceful!" David sobbed. All of the other boys laughed.
"Heya, Davvy, are you in ballet too?" Mush asked, in between fits of laughter.
"...Yes." David whispered.
"DAVID!" Bryce exclaimed, his voice high pitched. Bryce ran over and hugged David. "I can't believe you missed warm-ups! We used the warm up videos! And, Aaron was in it!" Bryce said, winking a bit at the end.
David laughed uneasily. "You're so funny, Bryce! I don't even remember the videos..."
"But..." Bryce began, but Celeste cut him off.
"Okay everyone, we're going to begin the lesson. Did you guys find your shoes alright?"
The boys shook their heads. "What do you mean shoes? All we brought was our sneakers!"
Celeste smacked her forehead."You boys didn't get tap or ballet shoes!"
"No." Skittery replied, glancing at his sneakers."Can't we just dance in these?"
"No." Zuzu said. "There are the shoes in the attic of this building..."
"But, Zuzu, I have to get this lesson started! If I don't, we won't have time! And the recital is in two months!" Celeste reminded her friend.
"Oh, yeah." Zuzu sighed. "But they can't dance without tap shoes..."
Celeste pointed to the lockers. "Just let them borrow some of the girls shoes."
"Girls shoes are smaller than boys shoes!" Zuzu stated. Celeste shrugged. "Maybe they won't notice..."
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The boys complaine! d ferociously about the shoes.
"These are small!" Spot complained.
"Like you?" Jack asked, jokingly.
"I'm bigger than you, Kelly!" Spot exclaimed.
"No--" Jack was cut off by Bryce.
"I'll be the judge!"
The other boys all cringed.
"Eww. Eww. Eww." Race whimpered. "Gay.Gay.Gay."
"Why are you all so scared of my brother!" Zuzu asked, upsetedly.
"He's..." Jack glanced at Bryce. "Did you ever notice that he wears pink and purple all of the time? And that he hits on boys?"
"No." Zuzu whispered.
"All right, everyone, front and center!" Celeste commanded. Spot was the first one in the line.
"Ooo. I'm thinking Mr. Brooklyn thinks he has to obey the scrawny white girl..." Skittery laughed.
"She's the teacher." Victoria hissed.
"And next to Conlon we have the snobby-first-class-prep." Racetrack commented, pointing a finger at Victoria.
"It's rude to point." Ashley Brennan replied coldly. "Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners?"
"My mom is dead." Racetrack hissed. "And if you don't keep your mouth shut, you will be too!"
Ashley frowned, and a group of about five girls formed around her.
"Oh, great, a group of em. Tell me, do bitches always travel in packs?" Jack asked.
"Ashley, Leah, Alexa, Victoria, Hilary, and Mellissa. Get back in the line so we can warm up." Celeste commanded. The other girls reluctantly obeyed.
"Okay, shuffle, step, fall turn." Zuzu said. "A good, easy warm up."
"Ball turn? Can we seriously do that?" Jack asked, looking down at his pants.
"No, no, no. FALL turn. FALL TURN! Not ball turn. It's a like a hard step on your heel. Like this." Celeste began, falling back on her heel. A loud clacking sound resounded around the room. "See?"
"No. I'm just going to stomp. It makes the same sound." Skittery sighed. Kid Blink nodded. "Yeah, if we just stomp, it makes that clacking sound!"
"Boys..." Celeste began.
"Listen to Celeste or I'm going to have to soak ya!" Spot hissed. All of the boys stood up as strait as they could in the highly uncomfortable shoes and tried to obey whatever Celeste and Zuzu said.
"Umm... Celeste? Why are we wearing loud shoes?" Mush asked.
"Why are you standing in front of me?" Celeste asked.
"Huh?" Mush looked confused.
"Oh, this isn't a state the obvious contest?" Celeste asked. Mush shrugged. "I don't know!"
"Is there anything else you want to say?" Zuzu asked impatiently.
"The ceiling is white." Mush commented. Everyone gave him weird looks.
"Random!" Spot caughed."And, by the way, the ceiling is off-white, not plain white."
"How do you know?" Jack asked.
"Well, my mom taught me the colours when I was four and I continued to learn them until I was 14. Then I stopped," Spot explained. More weird looks, except this time they were directed at Spot.
"Did we come to a crack house?" Kid Blink asked.
"MUST I REMIND YOU WE'RE HERE FOR A DANCE CLASS?" Leah Chenelle said loudly.
"Geez, Miss Prissy Pants, we know that. We're just having fun." Jack told her, running his left hand through his hair.
"Don't call her names!" Alexa Vernadokis jumped in.
"Fuck off!" Skittery yelled.
"I'd love to!" Bryce exclaimed. Skittery cringed. "Why do you hit on us!"
"Cuz you're hott!" Bryce grinned. All of the boys shuddered again.
"Okay. You really need to lay off the gay man cookies." Kid Blink warned.
"The gay man cookies?" Spot asked, quirking an eyebrow.
"You know, the cookies you eat that make you gay." Kid Blink explained. "Duh!"
Spot quirked an eyebrow. "Okay then... I think you've eaten one too many cookies..."

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Tis all sorry. More next time. And it will be much funnier. FIGHT THE OPPRESSIVE POWER!

--Ginny--