Next thing Harry knew, he was in the common room.
Luke ran up to Harry. "Hey, Harry!"
Confused, Harry said, "Who are you?"
"Oh, crap."
"I said, who are you, and who is that?" Harry pointed to Hermione.
"Quickly, Harry, tell me something. What is today's date?"
"1998 ( if seventh book takes place in 2006, then that's before harry's first year) Where am I?"
Luke grabbed him and dragged him out of sight. "Lucky you, you get to hod on to your memories." He pulled out a device that covered up his palm, putting it on Harry's head. Instantly, all memories came back. And with that, Harry jumped back. "CALM DOWN," Luke said in a hypnotizing voice. "Fking moron. Listen to me, Harry. I'll fill you in on what's happened. Last thing you remember is the gun making you feel weird, right?"
"Uh-huh."
"Okay, I'm an American exchange student. In Gryffindor, by the way. I'm here to monitor the affects of all the potions."
"You sold other potions?"
"Yes. And, since I don't know what the potions were, I need to make sure that everything is all right. And, I figured out what LSP does. It takes your emotions and screws with them until you find the person of which you are truly attracted to, or, as you people say, in love with. Now, nobody can know about this, got it? The only reason you know is so you don't go blabbing to everybody else."
"Even though, what the hell went on earlier?"
"I had done something in another dimension, and a few guys followed. I'm part of a secret orginization called the Dimension Jumpers. Get this- And this'll be impossible to believe- but, in just about all other universes, your whole life is basically a book, for entertainment, asis mine. Unless you dont have the person who wrote the dimension jumper series."
" Nope."
"Well, here's a copy of your life." Luke handed him a book labeled HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE. Harry flipped through the pages. "No fking way."
HOW BOUT THAT!