Marie: There ya go! 'Nother chapter for you!
THREE HOURS LATER
After Legolordas was released the group continued their original mission- to see King Theo O. Dan. The authorities said that Legolordas would be back to normal in a couple of hours, once the truth serum wore off.
Blini and Thonagong followed the gizzard to the throne room (actually a little place set up in the middle of the mall), wondering why Legolordas looked so happy.
Tina Maggotnose noticed them nearing and whispered to the king, "Its Bingaling the Silvery White! No doubt he's come to cleverly spread evil in your kingdom! They're not welcome!" He attempted to do this in a dramatic manner but it was somehow useless with his not so masculine voice.
"I LIKE CHEESE!" a Bellish voice suddenly rang out, sounding oddly like Legolordas.
"HO HO HO!"
Tina was taken aback at this strategy. They were smarter than he thought, tricking King Theo like that, making him look vulnerable!
Tina noticed the awkward silence that happened then so he quickly coughed, "coughcough…er…say something…coughcoughcough."
He caught on, amazingly enough.
"Why shouldn't…all of us…give you cheese…Blandalf…Storm…bolt…?" murmured the King.
Tina blinked. It seemed the intelligence of his master had lessoned of late. But he could go with this.
"A…uh…just question…my…liege…" he said haltingly, a look of bewilderment and embarrassment etched on his face. He was met with blank stares.
He cleared his throat and continued. "Late is the hour…"
"No, its 10 a.m."
Tina glared at Mayotin and started again. "Late is the hour that Blandalf…er…I mean Bingaling…chooses to-"
"I SHAVE MY LEGS!"
"HO HO HO!"
"SILENCE!"
"HO HO HO!"
"THONAGONG HASN'T TAKEN A BATH IN THREE WEEKS!"
"HO HO HO!"
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
"HO HO HO!"
Legolordas continued with a cheesy grin. "YOU CAN SMELL HIM A MILE AWAY!"
"HO HO HO!"
Blini moved a couple of steps away from Thonagong.
Finally order was restored and Tina resumed his monologuing, until, of course Blingaling smacked him on the head.
"Silence! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth!" he hissed.
Legolordas's eyes widened. "YOU HAVE A FORKED TONGUE?"
"HO HO HO!"
Tina shrunk back when the Bell pounced on him, tugging on his tongue unceremoniously, looking for forked-ness.
Apparently he saw something since he shrieked, "SWEET TO LIFT, REX KWON DO!"
"HO HO HO!"
Blingaling shook his head and said gently to Legolordas, "Hey, Leggy, why don't you go stand in the corner and stare at the walls okay?"
He grinned happily and said loudly, "OKAY!"
"HO HO HO!"
Blingaling walked slowly toward King Theo, his long stick thingy pointed at him. He started saying something about releasing him from a spell and all that junk. Theo wasn't taking it well though. In fact he starting squawking something fierce.
Blingaling gasped and said, "He's possessed by chickens!"
Everyone joined in the gasp. Possessed by chickens? Oh no!
Blingaling knew that the only thing to do was to blind him with his awesome bling-ness. He tore off his robe (regretting this of course since now he had no robe to wear to protect him from the elements). Then he noticed that he wasn't catching the light quite right so he started to move closer. This didn't work too well as there was a pesky pile of thorny sticks (it's not gone! Its never gone!)sitting right in front of the throne and his long stick thingy plunged towards King Theo!
Everyone gasped again!
Legolordas started doing an Irish Jig.
Luckily the long stick thingy only managed to whack King Theo soundly on the head with a loud thunk. I'm sure the crowd was afraid that Blingaling the Black had just cracked King Theo's very thick skull but obviously it was a numb skull (haha…yeah I know…).
King Theo let out one last squawk and then he was back to normal, much to everyone's, including Blingaling's, surprise. The possessive chickens went into a herd of pigs that conveniently appeared out of nowhere and the pigs ran off a cliff that also appeared out of nowhere and the people living at the bottom of the non-existent cliff had a very nice luau equipped with roast ham with chicken flavoring.
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Sorry. It's at this point in the story that my cat's head fell on my hand while it was typing. Not like it was decapitated or anything, like a severed appendage, he was just…oh never mind….
As everyone was looking down to the bottom of the cliff Thonagong couldn't stand it any longer. "Okay! So I haven't been able to properly bathe in a few days, but you try taking a decent shower when you're chasing Dorks and bobbits!"
End Note: Yes this is random and stupid and pointless and probably the dumbest chapter that we have ever written but WE DON'T CARE! MWAHAHAAHAHA!
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Rochelle Note: Lots of the phrases in here, including Sweet to Lift Rex Kwon Do is dedicated to my close friend, Peter. Lots of credit goes to Peter for his ingenious stupidified state. Although I still think I'm stupider than him.
Marie: STUPIDER ISN'T A WORD!
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