Well, after the first chapter, I got 4 reviews. One of them said, "This isn't going to work" and I agreed. Then three more people reviewed and said they wanted to see more. I wasn't going to continue, because I still agree with the first review. But I have 2 reasons to continue. 1.) It won't work exactly like Seinfeld, but a humorous 'about nothing' Sonic fic. 2.) Those three other people will be CRUSHED if I stop…cough
Chapter 2: The M.E.
Sonic sat on his couch, sipping a coke and watching the news. Suddenly, Knuckles bustedin. Sonic would be surprised, but…he wasn't.
"Hey Knuckles, what's up?" Sonic said. Knuckles looked a little flustered.
"Been havening some trouble with the ME." Knuckles said, shaking his head.
"With yourself?" Sonic asked, confused.
"No! The ME!"
"So now you have a 'The' in front of yourself? Seems a little big-headed, doncha think?"
"Augh!" Knuckles yelled, running out of the house. Sonic raised his eyebrows, shrugged, and then went back to the news.
"Local hotel boy, Shadow the Hedgehog, is being sued by the 'Prower' family--" Sonic changed the channel.
"Gnnn." Sonic grumbled with wide eyes. Amy walked in to Sonics apartment.
"Sonic, did you hear?"
"Shadow, who we hired to mess up Tailsis dad's room, is getting sued? Yeah, I saw--" Amy interrupted him.
"Yeah, so Tails can get enough money for college!"
"College?" Sonic asked, standing up. "Where?"
"I don't know." Amy said. "But what I do know is that Shadow isn't someone I want Tails making an enemy with!"
"Can't agree more!" Sonic agreed, and with that, Sonic and Amy ran to Tails house.
-----------Knuckles
Knuckles looked at the Master Emerald.
"You…" Knuckles eyes squinted. "Why are you doing this, ME?" Knuckles stays silent for a moment. "Who are you REALLY working for?" Knuckles glared more intensely. "…I see your game."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
The Master Emerald blinked.
"AH HA!"
-------------------Tails House
Sonic and Amy busted into the room. Tails was sitting on Sonics old couch, eating Ramen noodles. He looked surprised for a moment, then swallowed the noodles he had left in his mouth.
"What are you two doing here?" Tails asked, standing up and putting the bowl on the table. Sonic walked over and grabbed tails by the shoulders.
"Tails…are you suing Shadow for money to go to college?" Sonic asked, a serious look covering his face. Tails squirmed.
"…yes."
"...The only guy we know who contantlycarries a gun...and you're suing him? What did you do with the college money I gave you?" Sonic asked.
"...I spent it."
"You what?"
"I SPENT IT!"
"What did you spend thirty thousand dollars on?"
---------Flashback
Tails sat on a lawn chair next to his haunted couch. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Tails opened the door to see the mailman.
"Mail time, mail time MAAaaaAAIL TIE--!" Before the dumb mailman could start to sing, Tails grabbed his letters and closed the door. After looking through his mail, Tails noticed something.
YOU COULD ALEADY BE A WINNER! JUST SEND 1,000 DOLLARS TO…
"Hawt dog!"
-------------Present
"It's a long story…"
"…"
"They reeled me in Sonic! Constantly bringing up my hopes and then dashing them to pieces!"
"Who did!"
"Pieces Sonic, pieces!" Tails started to wail into Sonics shoulder. Amy glared at Tails, then tackled him to the floor.
-------------Back with Knuckles
Knuckles glared at the Master Emerald.
"Yeah…yeah you would think that, wouldn't you?"
"…"
"Think I'm getting weak!"
"…"
"So what if Eggman hasn't attacked in awhile."
"…"
"Don't be talking about my mom."
"…"
"I've had just about enough of you!" Knuckles kicked the Master Emerald. The Emerald began to glow. Knuckles 'eeped' as the emerald exploded.
-----------Tails House
Tails had the news on. Sonic had gotten Amy to calm down and was talking to Tails about suing Shadow.
"Tails, I just don't think that this is a good idea."
"Sonic, I have to go to college to be a mechanic! You know that's been my life long dream!" Tails said.
"…you wouldn't have to do this if you hadn't been so gullible with that instant win crap…" Amy muttered under her breath.
"Reeling Amy! Have you ever been reeled?" Tails said, angry.
Sonic hissed with gritted teeth. "He's right Amy. A reeled man is never a pretty sight."
"I've been reeled before! I didn't take it half as bad." Amy said, standing up.
"You're a girl. You're different." Sonic and Tails said in unison.
"What's so different about a man and a women?" Amy asked, furious that they would think she is weaker than them. Sonic and Tails looked at each other, then to Amy, then at each other again. Before Sonic could speak, something on the news caught their eyes. A young women was standing in front of Sonics apartment, as smoke poured out of Knuckles window.
"An explosion went off today in the 'Station Squared' Apartments, room #47 today." The women walked to the left, giving the camera a better view of Knuckles room. "Resident Knuckles T. Echidna, the man who's room exploded, had this to say." A clip is shown of Knuckles being dragged away from the apartments by police officers.
"It was ME I tell you! And let me tell you, it wasn't an accident! If the world isn't careful, we'll all die!" Knuckles was thrown into a police car.
"What could have happened to this world renown hero? Maybe the stress got to him. More coverage as more is revealed." Sonic turned off the T.V.
"This is bad. Tails, when is your court date?"
"Tonight."
"Tonight?"
"That's what I said!"
"Guh, whatever. You can handle this Tails. Come on Amy, let's go help Knuckles." Sonic and Amy rushed out of the house.
--------------------Later
Sonic and Amy sat and talked with Knuckles through a glass wall. Sonic sat, rubbing his eyes.
"…Knuckles, why did you do it?" Sonic asked, finally finding his voice.
"I didn't do it!"
"Then who was it?"
"The ME!"
"Back to speaking yourself with 'the' in front of it."
"NO! NOT 'THE' ME! …maybe I should start talking like that. Makes me all manly! I am Knuckles, THE me!" Knuckles seemed to get distracted.
"What are you talking about Knuckles?" Amy asked him, thoroughly confused.
"The Master Emerald! That's who it was!" Knuckles said, throwing his hands in the air.
Sonic sighed. "I WOULD gasp and wonder how I didn't see it before…if it didn't sound so crazy. Your talking about an inanimate object."
"A LIVING inanimate object! Haven't you ever seen that 'Brave Toaster' movie!" Knuckles said.
"That was just a movie…"
"A documentary!"
-----------At the court
Tails looked over at Shadow. Shadow did nothing to hide his rage. Tails looked back towards the judge.
"…How much did you say you wanted?" The judge asked, still bewildered at the huge sum.
Tails leaned forward. "Thirty-thousand dollars…sir." Tails sighed. This sounded GREAT on paper. The judge shook his head.
"Why could you possible want THAT much over simple vandalism."
Tails cleared his throat and leaned forward again. "I…I need it to go to college…"
"College? Didn't you have some money saved up? You know, suing someone isn't a game!" The judge was an old man, an easy going one at that.
"…I…um…I did."
"What happened to it?
"Well…um…you know those "You're a instant winner" things?"
"I'll kill you!" Shadow had had enough. He dove over his desk and tackled Tails.
-------------Back with Knuckles
"Thanks for paying my bail guys." Knuckles said as they walked out of the courthouse jail.
"Hey, when you're a hero, you get money. At least I think that's how it works…"
"It had better work that way. You have no job Sonic." Amy stated.
"…oh yeah."
-----------Back in the courtroom
"Get him out of my courtroom! Throw him in a jail cell!" The judge yelled, sending two guards to come and grab Shadow by the arms and drag him towards the holding cells.
"I'll get you Tails! And that faker hedgehog!" Shadow said as he was 'escorted' out of the courtroom. Upon entering the holding cells area, he spotted Sonic, Amy, and Knuckles walking out. "YOU!" Shadow launched out of the guards hold and tackled Sonic to the ground.
-----------Later
Sonic sits behind glass, talking to Amy.
"I still can't believe they gave you a week in jail…" Amy said, shaking her head.
"Yeah, well, I guess it doesn't matter. At least Shadow got what was coming to him. Ultimate Life Form my ass. The Ultimate Life Form wouldn't have a brokenjaw right now, I can guarantee that."
----------------Comments and Ending
Ok, there was chapter 2. Suggestions? Ideas for an episode? Comments? Flames? Throw em' at me. I can take it.