A/N: Yes, yes it is I Black Majik returning from the land of the dead to bring you all this ….interesting little fiction me and young Elendor wrote while a-pic-a-nic-ing in well, McDonalds…
Anyway, on with the show!
Elendor and Black Majik's
MCDONALDS ADVENTURE!
Harry and Ron were sitting in McDonalds. Ron had a 'Happy Meal' and Harry had a cheeseburger. Ron was probing his hamburger with mistrust.
"I swear that thing just squeaked," said Harry.
Ron jumped back, his eyes wide with fright, "WHAT!"
"Man, you'll believe anything…" Harry took a bite from his cheeseburger and began to choke.
"Harry? Harry! What's wrong! Oh dear god no! Don't die! NOT LIKE THIS!" Ron grabbed his friend by the shoulders and shook him violently.
Harry grinned, "You really will believe anything…"
At that point Draco Malfoy walked in munching a McChicken sandwich.
"Oh my lord!" yelled Ron, "your not eating chicken!"
"Em, why not?" said Draco confused and/or startled.
"Everyone knows McDonalds chicken is made from rats testicles!"
"You are so GAY Ron. You should think about what you just said. Then think about who told you. Then hit yourself."
"Uh, F.Y.I. Fred and George told me, so you just shut up and eat your rats testies."
"Oh Weasley," said Draco slyly.
"What? What is it?"
"I shat in your burger."
"WHEN! WHEN COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY DONE THAT!"
"I work here, its my summer job."
"Really?"
"Don't be idiotic."
"Then how…?"
"God you are gullible Weasley. Pothead's right."
"Hey!" said Harry in an irate squeaky voice, "that's a half truth!"
"Oh, so your Pots? Or Heads?"
"Go home Malfoy. Just go home."
"I am home."
"Oh… so you are."
"HOW THE HELL did we get to Malfoy's abode!"
"We'll never know…"
And they never did.
THE END
For now…..Moo ha ha!
Whadaya think? Craaaaaaaazy enough for ya? Want to review? Yes? Well go ahead then!
Elendor & Black Majik
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