Mission: Relationships

Disclaimer: Do I look like Masashi Kishimoto to you ? Huh, punk? Well, I'm NOT!

Hey! Well, just to let you guys know, this story is not a yaoi! The fact is, I like yaoi but I don't have the nerve to write them! ;! Oh well, and I can't guarantee what the relationships are but I can tell you at the end, you won't even expect it! And already at the beginning of this story I'm begging for reviews? Who am I? I'm retarted(SPELLED WITH A "T") and weird! Enough talking about me, on with the show! (And I might have confused you with my email, its actually on my profile!)

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Last Chapter:

"Show yourself." said Neji. He was looking everywhere with his Byakugan eyes, but still couldn't find anyone.

"A strategy has to be useful and flexible. You can't just make a circle and call that a plan. Have you heard of the Weak Spot in a plan? All strategies have a Weak Spot. It's usually the weakest person, so if I keep going to him or her, I will end up killing the whole team. Remember that for the next few minutes while you live." and suddenly a dark figure leaped out from the trees and was on top of Hinata in the air.

"Hinata! On top of you!" shouted Naruto.

Ch.2

The gray figure was on top of the Hyuuga girl. When she looked up, it was too late…or was it? A blue emerald flame surrounded her body as their foe quickly released all his chakra in his palms and blasted away from the fire and into the grass.

"I see, so you're the legendary Kyuubi everyone's talking about…nice jutsu, but too weak." He said as everyone saw his face.

"Kabuto-san! What are you doing helping the Sound Ninjas?" asked a surprised Naruto.

"Naruto, Kabuto-san may have saved us from the Chunin exams but he is actually a spy from the Sound Village. We told you this already, don't you listen?" said Sakura in an attack stance.

"Nah, I don't listen. Oh well, that's cool how everybody's talking about me! You know why, because I'm the future Hokage, believe it!" he exclaimed with a thumbs up.

"Everybody, FORMATION!" Shikamaru yelled as the shinobis gathered around him.

"You won't have a formation when you're all dead!" Kabuto said with a sharp voice. He lowered his arm to get a kunai knife but stopped moving. "What kind of jutsu is this? I can't even move!" he said, sounding frightened.

"It's called Shadow Bind Jutsu. Now, my dad's new jutsu: Neck Bind Jutsu!" he explained. Then hands made out of shadows went towards Kabuto's neck. It kept on choking him until he poofed!

"It was just a Shadow Clone jutsu. But then where's the real one?" asked Sasuke. His Sharingan eyes were looking all over the place. "Hinata, Neji, can you see where he is?"

"I see a lot of chakra moving around the trees, but nothing else." said Neji.

"What should we do?" said a confused Choji.

"We should go; the real Kabuto is probably gone for now. But everybody be on your guard." said the leader.

"Wait, my bugs got something. It's Kabuto!" said Shino in his cold and creepy voice. Then they heard a scream. Kabuto fell from a tree, behind them with bugs all over him. His skin was being bitten of by the bugs and he looked like a zombie.

"Rising Twin Dragons Jutsu!" shouted Tenten as she toke out two scrolls, and planted then onto the ground. Then, thousands of weapons started flying towards Kabuto as he died in that instant.

"Let me check if he's an illusion; Kai!" Ino said as she crossed her fingers and concentrated on Kabuto. Nothing happened.

"So he is real. Let's go, I smell something weird ahead." sneered Kiba. They started running again, towards a funny smell Kiba kept on saying. After a while, they reached an unexpected place. There was a cabin, with smoke coming out of its chimney. It wasn't really big, yet not that small either.

"Should we go in and check it out?" asked Lee.

"Er… Lee and Naruto go in it first. If it's safe, then we'll go in. Be careful." said Shikamaru. He looked very tired, but was trying to stay awake. When Lee and Naruto walked in, the wooden floor was creaky and it smelled pungent.

"Where is the smoke coming from?" asked Lee. Naruto didn't reply. They just started investigating the rooms but the house was abandoned. After they looked around the whole cabin, they were sleepy.

"Where did you think the smoke came from; there is no one here." asked Naruto.

"I'm not sure, but let's tell the guys." said Lee.

About 15 minutes before Lee and Naruto came out, the rest of the Genins and Shikamaru(he's special) were lying down on the ground. Choji ate, and the rest were resting. Sakura went over to Sasuke and sat down with him.

"Hey Sasuke-kun. Like the mission?" she said in her angelic voice.

"…" he grunted, "It's okay I guess." In his cool, low voice.

"Cool, but Sasuke-kun, this maybe an awkward moment, but…" she paused. "Do you like me? Not as a friend, but to the next level." She said shyly. The Inner Sakura had awoken. 'COME ON SAKURA! BE BRAVE! YOU CAN DO THIS! WIN SASUKE'S HEART! AND MORE!CHA!'

"…" he hesitated again, "How many times have I told you this, I don't do romance. It's not that I don't like you…it's just…" he said, "you're too weak to claim the Uchiha title." He stood up and walked away. Inner Sasuke had arisen too. (A/N Yes, I am making an Inner Sasuke. Actually, everybody has an Inner Side. His Inner Side is the romantic, warm side that likes Sakura.) 'WHAT WAS THAT? YOU REJECTED HER? YOU IDIOTIC BAKA! SHE'S PERFECT FOR YOU, "too weak to claim the Uchiha title" PUH-LEASE! DON'T YOU REMEMBER SHE PROTECTED YOU WITH HER LIFE IN THE FOREST OF DEATH? BUT I GUESS WE SHOULD WAIT A LITTLE LONGER…' then his romantic side faded away. He really did like her, but he, Sasuke Uchiha, was too shy to admit it. Ino walked over to the rejected pink-haired girl and tried to comfort her. Then suddenly, the door of the old cabin swung open.

"It's safe everybody." Lee shouted as all the ninjas came rushing in to find a place to sleep. When Ino was talking to Sakura, Shikamaru came and pulled her aside.

"Ino… um… I have s-something I w-would like t-to… tell y-you." He stuttered nervously as he blushed.

" 'Kay. What, Mr. Leader?" she said as she eyed him suspiciously.

"W-well, you know how we're friends and everything but… I just can't stop thinking about you at night when I go to sleep. You face just keeps popping up in my visions. I'm telling you this now, because if you or I die on this mission, we better let each other's feelings out. I love you, Ino."

"OMG! ME TOO!" she cried out loud.

" REALLY!" Shikamaru's eyes lit up.

" NO WAY!" she slapped him across his cheek. " You know that LOVE Sasuke, so you better back off!"

"B-but… I l-love you!" Shikamaru said as you was disappointed and surprised at the same time.

" WELL TOO BAD!" she stormed away, back to Sakura.

NOT in the cabin

"So, what's our next step?" said a mysterious voice.

"We toy with them." said another.

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