A/N: I wasn't actually going to update this, but...shrugs Here we are, nonetheless. Thank you to Envy's slave girl. I intend to. And to MistressKC. I'm glad you did. To Natsumi. Thank you, I'm glad you liked it. And finally to Jodine 16. Good, as it was supposed to be.

Hell of a Time

Chapter Two: Kidnapped

By: MercilessTantalus

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Here's an idea...how about next time you go to get drunk, you make sure to take a body guard with you... Kaiba thought to himself irritably as he sat in the complete dark, unable to see or hear anything at all. It was inevitable that I would get kidnapped. I just have that type of perfucked luck recently...

 Kaiba thought to himself irritably as he sat in the complete dark, unable to see or hear anything at all.

The CEO could barely remember anything about what had transpired when he had been out. It was rather obvious that I had sex with someone, but...No...It couldn't have been Ryou. It just...no, that was my own mind fucking with me... he told himself firmly. After all... he thought bitterly, he was too busy fucking Yami...

Sighing heavily to himself, Kaiba reasoned that now was not the time to think about his shitty love life. I should really try to form some sort of plan…To make whoever the hell took me pay. And IF the person who took me is the same as the one who fucked me, then I will make it clear that there is no way in hell I wanted that, and…it won't happen again… he thought firmly. Though well aware that he was in no position to bargain, Kaiba was hoping that the kidnapper would just want money, and nothing else from him.

The least he could have done was show up and make a deal with me…I do have a Company to run, I just can't sit around here all day, waiting for him to show… Tugging on the chains that tied him to the chair, Kaiba shook his head.

It seemed that is just what the bound CEO would have to do.

"Where the fuck is Seto?"

That was the first thing said to Yami Bakura as he walked into the Kame Game shop in the early hours of the morning. He shrugged his shoulders to the former Pharaoh, "No clue." He lied.

"Fuck!" Yami punched the wall angrily, ignoring the pain that shot through his arm at the action.

A worried Yuugi appeared next to him in shadow form, biting his lower lip nervously. "Yami…We didn't mean to, we just…" A tinge of red appeared on his cheeks, "I thought he locked the door…" he explained softly.

Allowing his own hikari to appear, Bakura folded his arms, leaning against the wall. Normally he would not hang out with their little group, but he wanted to know what they would do to try and find Kaiba. Try indeed…no one's gonna find him where I put him… he thought with a smirk.

"We really are sorry…" Ryou said softly, standing near his love, both looking very upset.

"Yeah, well, that's not going to bring him back, is it!" Yami snapped at them, growling lowly. Taking a deep breath, he shook his head. "I know you didn't mean to, but…fuck! Why the hell do I have to have the most…jealous…pigheaded…fucking gorgeous bastard of a boyfriend…Dammit…I just know he's going to do something stupid…" Yami leaned his head against the wall he had just punched. Worry entered his voice as he said, "I just…want to make sure he's okay…I have to…explain to him…"

Bakura couldn't stop himself from snorting at Yami's words, earning him a glare from everyone else in the room. "Did it even occur to you that maybe he just doesn't want you anymore, Yami?"

Eyes narrowed, Yami snapped, "What are you talking about?"

"Maybe he's seen Yuugi at work on my hikari, and that was enough to send him running for the hills. Don't ya think that's a bit odd for him? Normally he would hit you or yell at you or…something. But no…he just turned around and left…" Smirking, he continued, "Maybe he saw Yuugi's body and realized that he didn't want that. Maybe he found someone with a good sized dick to give him what he really needs."

Another hole in the wall right where Bakura had been standing a moment ago appeared, created by Yami's fist.

"I'm so sorry!" Ryou exclaimed, aghast. He had forced his Yami to return to the ring as soon as the words had left his mouth, and the thief had gone willingly. Looking to his boyfriend, Ryou shook his head, "You both know that's not true…Yuugi…especially not…I mean, there's no way you are at all…Er…that is…" he stumbled over his words, blushing. Even though the two had had sex, it was still rather embarrassing.

"It's alright…" Yuugi said, smiling weakly. Inwardly, he couldn't help but wonder why Bakura had said that. Maybe…he's jealous his eyes widened. Oh…Kami-sama! He wants Ryou!

Yuugi was interrupted from his thoughts by a crushing hug from Yami. "He's a fucking bastard, that's all…I don't know why you ever let him out, Ryou…" Yami growled. "I know…I KNOW Kaiba's not like that…he's not that…shallow…" Though Yami was not as convinced as his words sounded.

Folding his arms, Ryou shook his head. "I am sorry, but…He's really a good guy. I can't explain how I know it, but I do! He's just…pissy because some drunk threw up on him while he was looking for Kaiba…something he did for US…" he said pointedly.

Yuugi's heart was fluttering nervously, unsure if his love really would say no to Bakura…Or if the Yami would even give him the choice. But, the small boy chose to be optimistic, ever thinking the best of people. "Right. That's it, I'm sure…"

Nodding, Ryou threw a slightly nervous look at Yami before saying, "Well…er…I gotta get home now. And, Yami…I'm sure that Kaiba'll be at work in the morning, so you could just go there to talk to him…Don't worry, I'm sure everything'll be alright." He smiled sweetly at the darker version of his boyfriend until he was given a slight smile in return.

"Yes, you're right I'm sure. I'm just being paranoid…" Yami sighed before disappearing into his own Sennen item, giving Yuugi reign over their body once again.

Throwing his arms around Ryou, Yuugi gave him a tight hug. "See you tomorrow, Ryou. I…love you."

"Love you too…" Ryou said, hugging him back. Pulling away, he nodded. "Right, I'm going to walk, but…er…I'll let my Yami do that, so…I'm going to go now so I can let him out. Night." He kissed Yuugi's cheek before walking out the door.

Yuugi watched him go sadly. On the cheek…

Once they were out on the street, Bakura took control again, smirking. He closed the link with his Hikari, as he was told. Easier to let the fool think I'm doing it to protect him or some shit…I can't believe he really thinks I'm a sweet good guy… Bakura snorted to himself at the very idea as he strode to where he had stored one Seto Kaiba.

The first sign that Kaiba had that he was no longer alone was the fact he could smell a different smell. Heavy and spicy, the brown-haired boy thought that it would have been a very arousing smell had he not known that this was his kidnapper. He made some growling noises from behind the duct tape, wishing to tell the person to let him the fuck go.

"You are either wishing to kill me, or very happy to see me…" Bakura smirked, amused at the noises his captive was making. It's actually very sexy… he realized. Almost similar to the noises he made as I fucked him…I'll have to pay closer attention this time…

More noise greeted his words and he laughed lowly. "Nothing wrong with letting you talk, is there? After all, I'm going to need that mouth free for some of our later…activities…"

Walking closer to Kaiba, Bakura took a moment to appreciate the job he had done to him. The proud CEO was bound to a chair and his feet were tied to the legs, arms to arm rests, both with the best chains money could buy. Still fully clothed, he also had tape over his mouth and three blindfolds over his eyes. Bakura couldn't care less if Kaiba saw who he was, he just thought it would be more fun to fuck him and then let him know later who had brought him so much pleasure.

Smirking, Bakura ripped the tape off his mouth in a fast, sharp motion.

"AGH! You fucking-"

Whatever it was that Kaiba was going to say was cut off by Bakura's lips, pressing harshly against the CEO's. Letting out a low moan, Bakura bit the lips harshly as he pulled back away again.

"Fucking…Yes, what a good idea…" Bakura smirked, licking the other boy's lips as blood began to drip from them, relishing the shivers he could feel running up and down his captive's body.

Sitting alone, Yami tried his best to think logically, but…when Seto Kaiba was involved, it always seemed all logic left him. He couldn't even begin to explain why, exactly, but he had a horrible feeling that Seto was not well. That whatever he had done when he left had had more severe ramifications for the CEO than he had thought.

Whatever it is, I cannot just sit here any longer and do nothing… he thought, growling to himself. I don't trust Bakura any further than I can throw him…No, fuck…I bet he didn't even bother to look for Kaiba…

Moving out of his puzzle, in shadow form, he watched Yuugi sleep for a moment before easing him into an unconscious state, much like he did when he first started to take over when the boy was in too deep.

I don't care what the fucking asshole says…I'm looking for Kaiba, and there is no one in this world or in the Shadow Realm who will stand in my way… Yami thought to himself as he strode out, power radiating off him in waves.

A/N: More cheers. And review if you want an update.