The Prince Harry Club
Author's Notes: Ashley is a boy, just in case anyone gets confused because of the name, although I do mention it in the story. Did you notice something about Christina's name? I did it on purpose.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling, while the idea of the club was taken from Natsuki Takaya's Chinese Zodiac comedy Fruits Basket.
Ch. 1: Prologue
Students Gone Mad (short as it is a prologue)
Harry Potter was relaxing in the shower at Number 4, Privet Drive not knowing that he was being watched. Soon he would be entering 6th year and the weeks he had spent in his relatives' house had been the usual with their 'ignore nephew' behaviour. He was glad as he didn't want them to learn that his godfather had died. He also made sure to keep a mask in front of the Dursleys and not break up once due to the sadness deep inside him. He lied his back against the shower's tiled wall thinking about many things.
Outside, a tall girl with very long dark blonde hair and brown eyes was holding a ladder that was against the Dursley's wall without them noticing. Some of the neighbours had indeed noticed the weirdness of the situation and were pointing fingers, but finally opted for ignoring the two odd teens with the ladder. In the upper part of the ladder was a boy that had gray eyes and mildly wavy light blue hair with pink tips. His hair fell down to his shoulders in layers.
The girl that was holding the ladder made strange signals to the boy, but he chose to ignore her. Then after a while he climbed down and she was the one to climb up to see the black haired boy that was in the shower. As she saw Harry turn the knob off she quickly climbed down and the two teens took the ladder and Disapparated. Harry was quickly alerted to the crack and frowned. Was Dumbledore keeping an eye on him again? He clearly remembered hearing a crack just like that one the year before before having to fight two Dementors later on. He sighed deciding to ignore it. At least the Dursleys wouldn't accuse him of anything when he had been in the shower, or so he hoped.
Meanwhile, the two teens that had been spying were planning what they had been planning for some time, but had never put into action. Their idea was to make a Harry Potter Fan Club, but it didn't sound right. The name lacked something and suddenly the girl's brown eyes shimmered: "I know! We will name it The Prince Harry Club!"
The blue haired boy with pink tips looked at the girl raising an eyebrow: "He is not a prince, Chris!" His own eyes were shining then: "His pale creamy skin under the shower, looking so enticingly beautiful... I think I'm gonna write a poem."
"Don't be an idiot, Ash! And for your information, when I say prince what I mean is that Harry is like a handsome prince! You know, like in fairy tales? Although it's true that Harry looked sexy in the shower..."
The boy, whose name was Ashley Quidgley smiled and had a dreamy gaze: "I wonder when my own handsome prince will come and sweep me up my feet."
The girl, Christina Spears, rolled her eyes: "You are so gay, Ash. You should be ashamed of yourself. Such a waste really, as you are so cute. When are you going to tell me your real hair colour?"
"Never, Chris. How are we going to recruit students for the Prince Harry Club?"
"I don't think it will be that difficult, right? I already have Aurelia Gomez, Cocco O'Reilly, Lara Dalrymple, Emilio Ferrer, Colin Creevey, and Dennis Creevey. They already told me to contact them about the club."
"Aurelia, Cocco, and Lara are from 7th year like us, and I know who the Creevey brothers are, but who the hell is Emilio?"
"He will be in 5th year now just like Colin. He is a Hufflepuff."
"What about Katie Bell?"
"She said she is not interested, can you believe it? That girl only dreams of Quidditch. She is odd."
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On September 1st Harry got into the Hogwarts Express as usual, but was startled when he started to see students from every year wearing badges that had a moving picture of him and had written above the picture in an arc: 'We Love Harry'. Harry blinked several times thinking that he was seeing things as the train started its trip. To make it all worse Neville arrived at the compartment wearing one of the badges. Harry immediately asked him pointing the badge: "What the hell is that?"
Neville shrugged. "Not sure, Harry. That blue haired guy from Ravenclaw, I think his name is Ashley, was giving them away to anyone that accepted them. I simply took it and put it on like everyone else."
"Take it off then!", said Harry feeling a bit sick and his features turning pink. He had no idea what this was all about, but he had to find that blue haired boy and tell him to stop giving those badges.
Just as Harry got up from his seat to go around the train to find Ashley he found himself face to face with none other than Draco Malfoy. The Slytherin was smirking. "So Potter! Now you even founded your own club? You really think you're important, don't you? I can't believe you have so many followers. The students must be going mad when they join a 'follow the scarred freak club'..."
"Just get out of the way, git!", said Harry before pushing Malfoy aside and getting out of the compartment.
He started to check different compartments looking for the blue haired boy until he found him, but...
Ashley got out of his seat and started to jump a lot screaming: "IT'S HARRY! LOOK PEOPLE! IT'S PRINCE HARRY! HE HAS COME TO SEE US!"
Harry was horrified and considered running away, but found himself being surrounded by the founders of the club. A boy that looked Hispanic suddenly used his wand with Diffindo and got a strand of Harry's hair before yelling: "I GOT SOME OF HIS HAIR! I GOT SOME OF HIS HAIR!"
Harry was definitely freaking out. That compartment was full of lunatics and they kept screaming: "IT'S HARRY! IT'S PRINCE HARRY!"
The-Boy-Who-Lived managed to escape after having felt hands everywhere in his body, private parts included, plus he was sure someone pinched his right buttock before he was able to make his escape. He was afraid that the new school year would be a nightmare if Hogwarts had now a Harry Potter fan club.