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Nobody ever said it would be easy.

Chapter five: surprise welcomes and pairings.

'Hey Amaya, you nearly finished? Me and Nicole want have a girly chat, if you're not busy.'

'Actually Lilz, I was going to go and have a nice long bath and read in the common room for a while.'

'O come on Amaya I really need to talk to you. It will take a hour tops!'

'Ok.'

Lily, Nicole and Hermione got up from the Gryffindor table and started to make their way out the great hall. James gave Lily a sly wink and mouthed "one hour." She nodded and made her way out into the grounds with Nicole and Hermione. They reached the lake and sat down.

'So what's up Lily?'

'Well me and Nicole just wanted to talk to you about Sirius...'

'Moony! We have 10 minutes will you hurry up with the drink?'

'Yes lord Padfoot! How did you get everyone to clear off for the night anyway?'

'I am Sirius, ask no questions, I tell no lies!'

From the window James turned around to the other two.

'Ok they just left the lake, Moony you got the Firewiskey and everything?'

'Yep.'

'Padfoot you done the charms?'

'Yep.'

'Ok that's everyth- o shit! Music!'

The three of them looked at each other. All thinking the same thing. Crap!

We don't have time, kill the lights.'

'Thanks for the chat girls. I already knew this about Sirius! But our bets still on right? That you two will be with Remus and James by the end of the night?'

They rolled their eyes at her and Lily pushed open the portrait hole.

'Where's the lights?'

'SURPRISE!'

'What the? What's going on?'

'It's your surprise party! Welcome to Gryffindor!'

'Where's everyone else?'

'Well actually it's more like welcome to our group. Don't just stand there! Grab a drink. It's party!'

'Ok where's the music?'

They boys looked at each other and Sirius said in a small voice

'Well we don't have any.'

'Nice party Sirius!'

'Lily it's not my fault!'

'It's ok I've got some CD's upstairs, ill get them.'

'What's a CD?'

She came rushing down the stairs with a portable CD player a some CD's such as Usher, Twister, Kanyea, Christina Aguliaria the streets and Eminem.

'This is Muggle music from my time, give it a chance, I brought down a variety. Find one that takes your fancy and I'll put it on.'

They all looked through the CD's and finally they picked Christina Aguliaria - Stripped.

'Good choice, I've got the perfect song.'

She put the CD in the CD player and music blasted out of it.

"Ah, dirrrty (dirrrty)

Filthy (filthy)

Nasty (Christina. Nasty. Yeah)

To dirrrty to clean my act up

if you aint dirrrty"

Hermione turned around to face them and yelled

'YOU AINT HERE TO PARTY!'

Lily and Nicole recognised the song and grabbed James and Remus and started to dance. But not in any way they recognised.

"Ladies (move)

Gentlemen (move)

Somebody ring the alarm, a fire in the room

Ring the alarm... and I'm throwin' elbows

Ring the alarm... and I'm throwin' elbows

Ring the alarm... and I'm throwin' elbows

Ring the alarm... and I'm throwin' elbows"

They had never seen anybody move their hips like this. Hermione was laughing at the guys expressions and reactions to the way they were dancing.

'Come on Mya! you taught us this so dance!'

She grabbed Sirius and put one arm around his waist and the other around his neck. She positioned herself so she was straddling his leg. All three girls were moving their hips to the music, setting themselves free.

"Ring the alarm... and I'm throwin' elbows

Ring the alarm... and I'm throwin' elbowsShow them how it's done Mya!'Ring the alarm... and I'm throwin' elbows"

The other girls stepped back and Let Hermione dance.

"uh- let me loose

oooh, I'm over due, gimme some room, comin' through

paid my dues, I'm in the mood, me and my girls come on shake the room"Hermione continued to wined on him and then she turned and faced the girls.

"Dj's spinnin' show your hands

lets get dirrrty, that's my jam

I need that, uh to get me off, sweatin' till my clothes come off"

She pushed her hands up to the beat and turned to face Sirius again taking her white dance jumper off to reveal her white vest top. Sirius liked this because it showed a lot of cleavage. She smirked at him and put her hands on his arms.

"It's explosive, speakers are thumpin'

still jumpin,' six in the mornin'

table dancin,' glasses are crashin'

no questions time for some action"

She wound her way down Sirius and turned so her arse was facing him.

"Temperatures up (can you feel it),

'bout to erupt

gonna get my girls, get your boys, gonna make some noise."

She then wound her self back up and rocked her hips to his groin. She turned back to face him

"Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly

get fired up in a hurry

wanna get dirrrty, it's about time that I came to start the

party, ooo sweat drippin' over my body

dancing a little naughty

wanna get dirrrty, it's about time for my arrival.

She continued to grind her hips with him and then moved swiftly on to Remus. She put her hands on his hips and made him move in the same way she was, so their bodies fit perfectly together.

"Ah, heat is up, ladies, fellas drop your cups

bodies pack, front to back, move your ass, I like that

tight hip huggers, low for show

She turned her back to him and grabbed Lily and quickly grinded to the floor on her and back up again

"Shake a little summit on the floor

I need that uh to get me off, sweating till my clothes come off"

This time Lily pulled her wool jumper off to reveal a pink vest top. Hermione went back to Remus and straddled his leg. Making him grind with her

"Let's get open, cause a commotion

still goin' eight in the mornin'

there's so stoppin' we keep it poppin'

hard rockin' everyone's talkin'

give all you've got (give it to me) just hit the spot

gonna get my girls, get your boys, gonna make some noise"

She grabbed his hand but moved away slightly so they weren't dancing so close. They were both still shaking their hips and grinding with each other.

"Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly

get fired up in a hurry

wanna get dirrrty, it's about time that I came to start the

party, ooo sweat drippin' over my body

dancing a little naughty

wanna get dirrrty, it's about time for my arrival.

Hermione went back to her girls and stood in the middle of them and mimed the words to the song, facing the three lads. Lily and Nicole were dancing around her.

"Here it comes it 's the one you've been waitin on

get up get it rough, yup that's what's up

givin' just what you want to the maximum

uh oh here we go

what to do when the music starts to drop

that's when we take it to the parking lot and I bet you somebody's gonna call the cops

uh oh here we go"

Now it was James' turn, she took complete control.

"Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly

get fired up in a hurry

wanna get dirrrty, it's about time that I came to start the

party, ooo sweat drippin' over my body

dancing a little naughty

wanna get dirrrty, it's about time for my arrival.

She ran her hands all over his chest moving her hips at a steady pace. She straddled his leg and moved her hands up from her waist up past her breasts and through her hair and then shook her hair loose.

"Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly

get fired up in a hurry

wanna get dirrrty, it's about time that I came to start the

party, ooo sweat drippin' over my body

dancing a little naughty

wanna get dirrrty, it's about time for my arrival.

She turned around and put his hands on her hips getting him to move his hips with her. She made sure that his crotch and her arse were always connected. She put on of her hands behind his head, while he moved his hands up from her waist to the curve just before her breasts. That's when she turned back around to face him.

"Gonna get rowdy, gonna get a little unruly

get fired up in a hurry

wanna get dirrrty, it's about time that I came to start the

party, ooo sweat drippin' over my body

dancing a little naughty"

Again she straddled his leg and started grinding with him. She moved her leg up and moved his hand so he was holding her thigh. She then rolled her body on his.

"Wanna get dirrrty, it's about time for my arrival."

She pulled her leg back down and pushed him back, turned around and walked away

"Uh what."

The three guys stood their gobsmacked. Nobody ever danced like that and it came as a total shocked to them to see such sexy and sexual dancing. The three girls were laughing at them, they had noticed how hard they were. Hermione finally controlled her laughter to say.

'Well, I never new I could have that effect on three guys just by dancing!'

The three guys finally clicked and ran up to their dormitory. This just made them laugh even harder.

By the time they had come down the girls had now polished off two 1liter bottles of Firewiskey, a 6 pack of butterbeers and were now on the vodka. Hermione unlike Nicole and Lily could handle her drink. There was now another CD playing (tweet - opps!) which the girls were dancing to, not as the same pace as before but still as sexy. Sirius put his arms around Hermione's waist and danced with her behind her. She placed her hand over his and smiled up at him. James was dancing with Lily, very close face to face. He was saying something to her but it couldn't be heard. Remus and Nicole had gone and got another drink and were now changing the CD to The streets. Hermione then had an idea.

'I've got a really good game we could play if you're all up for some fun...'

Dark raven

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