Song: 'High School Queen' by Nami Tamaki
Ch. 4: They're mad!
Things seemed to be going smoothly and even though Harry was being worshipped throughout school by fans of both genders he wasn't being actually attacked. He was constantly being photographed by what seemed to be Colin Creevey's photo club. They were students that followed Colin Creevey so that's why Harry thought it was a photo club. They all had cameras, both Muggle and magical.
Several students had tried to cut Harry's hair because they wanted mementos of their 'teen idol'. On Halloween day some students managed to magically place a mural of Harry's bust with Harry's face smiling, his teeth shining, his right eye winking from time to time, and a shiny lemon held in his right hand. Of course, the Slytherins had a laughing fit while girls looked at the mural with dreamy eyes. The teachers were of course horrified and eventually Professor Flitwick managed to take the mural down with help from Snape and Bosch, the DADA teacher. It took them a good deal of magic to remove it because of the many spells the Prince Harry Club had placed on it.
Some days after that Harry arrived at Potions class in a bad mood and was having a hard time looking at the instructions in the blackboard. He even raised his hand against his will and Snape glared at him: "What is it, Potter?"
"Can I move closer to the blackboard? I cannot read the instructions, sir."
"And why is that, Potter?" That was when Snape noticed that there was something missing from Harry's face. "Lost your glasses?"
Some students snickered and others went stiff. "No, sir. Some crazy girl stole them. Now, can I get closer to the blackboard?"
"Ten points from Gryffindor for your tone of voice and no. You will have to deal with the problem and if your potion turns to be a disaster you will drink it in front of the students by the end of class."
Hermione came to the rescue at that and in only a few seconds copied the whole instructions into a parchment in huge letters and passed it to Harry when Snape wasn't looking. Harry said a silent 'thanks' that she read in his lips. She simply smiled at him.
During the month of November things started to get steamier. Some of the club members managed to get a combination of love potions into Harry's breakfast and the teen ended up in the hospital wing with a bad case of dangerous poisoning. Ron and Hermione were with him in the infirmary.
"Mate, at this rate they love you so much they are going to kill you."
Hermione quickly added: "McGonagall is already speaking to Dumbledore about this. She is very worried about what happened so don't worry. I'm sure that the strange club will at last be disbanded. Oh Harry, I thought you were going to die this morning!"
Harry laughed a little: "You're not the only one that thought that, but you're right. It's only November and I almost died. At this rate maybe they'll finish Voldemort's job before June."
Hermione was horrified by those words: "Harry! Don't say that!"
Ron decided to change the topic a little: "At least that blue haired bloke stopped following us everywhere... Plus the little girl..."
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Christina had been worried. It had downed on her that it was her last year in Hogwarts and she had founded that club a bit too late. If she had done it before she would have had the time to actually try to get into a relationship with Harry, but she hadn't. In June everything would be over and she would have lost her chance. She had to do something fast so she quickly called her girlfriends: Aurelia Gomez, Cocco O'Reilly, Lara Dalrymple, Marietta Edgecombe, and even Cho Chang.
"Girls! We have a serious problem. We will be graduating this June."
Cocco thought for a second and said: "Chris! That is not supposed to be a problem..."
"No, Cocco. It is. We haven't gotten a chance to have sex with Harry!"
The girls started to cough and Cho turned red. Aurelia suddenly asked: "You actually plan to have sex with him?"
Chris had a dreamy gaze: "Of course! That is our goal! To have sex with our idol!"
Lara intervened: "President, I don't know. It might be difficult. He is always with those two friends of his and he kind of hated me and Ash following him..."
"Nothing is impossible, Lara. We will succeed! Now what's our goal?", asked Christina.
"TO HAVE SEX WITH HARRY!" replied the other girls minus Cho, who was horrified.
Some hours later all of the girls in school that belonged to the 'Prince Harry Club' were repeating the goal through the corridors of Hogwarts.
Harry was heading to Herbology class with his two friends when they heard girls everywhere repeating their so called goal. Harry looked at his friends through the fifth pair of glasses that he had been provided that schoolyear with, in only a month. "What are they saying?"
Hermione looked pale. "Nothing Harry, you have nothing to worry about."
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Ash Quidgley was running through the school's corridors, panting, but desperately looking for Harry. It was the first Saturday of December and at last he found Harry coming out of the library because Hermione had been looking for some information for their Charms homework. "Found ya!" The boy was gasping for breath.
Harry looked oddly at the blue haired boy: "I thought we had an agreement?"
"It's not that!", replied Ash placing his hands on his knees as he panted. "It's just that you better be careful. The girls have gone mad!"
"I thought you were included in the mad bunch", said Harry quite coldly.
"Hey! I am your fan too, but I wouldn't dream of hurting you! The girls have plans to kidnap you and have sex with you. Sounds almost like rape to me, but they insist that you are going to enjoy it so I came to warn you."
Harry blinked several times and started to laugh. "When have you heard of a guy being raped by a girl, Quidgley? Please!"
Ash seemed stung. "Well, suit yourself if you don't believe me after I ran a marathon looking for you! Here I was worrying about your safety and this is the way you thank me?"
"Didn't mean to offend you. Thanks, but I have no idea how a girl would rape me, although I'm kind of curious..."
"Don't be! Those girls are insane!" As Ash left Ron and Harry started to laugh hysterically, but Hermione looked annoyed.
"McGonagall wasn't able to do anything and now this? Harry, you should take Quidgley's warning seriously!" Ron and Harry laughed even more when Hermione spoke and she stormed from their side, leaving them in their laughing fit.
Harry and Ron eventually stopped laughing and decided to go to Gryffindor's common room thinking that perhaps they owed Hermione an apology. On their way a first year girl came towards them and gave Ron a note. She quickly left and Ron opened the note only to see some smoke come from it and fall asleep on the spot.
Harry was alarmed as he saw his best friend drop to the floor completely senseless. "Ron! Ron!" The redhead was breathing so Harry decided that at least the smoke hadn't been dangerous, but just as he was about to levitate Ron several arms grabbed him. The students that got a hold of him pushed him to the floor and held him there with force before using the same smoke Ron had just been exposed to on him.
The green-eyed boy woke up in a strange room that looked like a torture chamber. His hands and feet were chained to a table and he was only wearing his boxers to his horror.
Several beings were above him, but he couldn't focus. Of course, they had removed his glasses. After his sight adapted he was able to notice that there were at least twenty girls there. What bothered him the most wasn't being in only boxers surrounded by so many girls, but the fact that they seemed... hungry? He swallowed. "What is this supposed to mean? Free me at once!"
The girl named Christina started to laugh maniacally. "We will free you, sweetie! As soon as we finish our task! Now hold still!" The girl put a glove on her right hand.
Harry screamed: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!", while the girls did some sort of strange dance.
So... Err... Should Harry be rescued in time or not? And another question, who should I pair Harry with? I kind of want to pair him with someone to make the crazy girls jealous. Any suggestions?