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Exception: Vorserkeien, Lightning and the 'Danny Inn' were created by us.

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Tuesday

     Lightning woke up at 6:30 promptly.  Lara was awake and was sitting on the floor, eating sandwiches.

     "What are you doing?" Asked Lightning.

     "Eating," came the reply, "Care to join me?"

     "Why are you eating?  I know that we will miss breakfast, but can't you wait?"

     "But we will miss lunch as well, and 2nd Breakfast and elevensies as well…"

     "Lara, you are not, may I repeat, NOT, a Hobbit!"

     "Ok, I was only joking!  I was trying to lighten up the atmosphere, I mean it is going to be a scary day; we have no idea what is going to happen.  Where are we going, by the way?"

     There was no reply.

      "Lighty, where are we going?" Asked Lara again.

     "Where is James?"

     "Down by pool, now…"

     "Iceland.  Though, why didn't Mr. Powell stay at his house, or nearer Iceland?  It is not a short route up there."

     "I can answer the first one.  He lives in Spain now.  Second one, no idea.  Soz"

     "Fine," replied Lightning.  She got dressed and ran down to the pool and saw James sitting on the side.  "How did you get in here?" She asked sternly.

     "Your assistant and her friend let me in the back way." He replied.

     "VORSIE!"

     "Hello," Vorserkeien had gone into hiding when she had heard Lightning calling.  Now she started talking in a hidden place, getting Lightning very angry.

     "Vorsie, STOP IT AND COME HERE OR I WILL CHUCK BOTH YOU AND LEGGY OUT OF THE HOTEL!" Screamed Lightning, hoping to get Vorserkeien out of her hiding place.

     "So?  I could stay at Leggy's place!"

     "Ok, NO BREAKFAST, NO LUNCH OR DINNER IF YOU DON'T COME DOWN!"

     "What!  No dinner?!  Ok, I'm coming down."

     With that Vorserkeien stood up.  She was on the highest diving board, wearing a black bikini.  Then she dived, her body completely vertical, slicing through the water easily. 

     "VORSIE!" Shouted Lightning, "You got me soaked!"

     "Sorry! I didn't know that you were that close!" Grinned Vorserkeien.

     "Did too."

     "Did not."

     "Did too."

     "Did not."

     "Oh, would you just shut up and go and get changed. We leave in 1 hour."

* * *

     One hour, they were all in Lightning's Jaguar.  Actually, Vorserkeien, Legolas and Lightning were in the car. 

     "Where are you going James?" Asked Lightning,

     "Got to get to MI6.  I have to see M & Q.  New car, you see.  Meet you there."

     "How long will that one last?" whispered Vorserkeien to Lightning.

 With that Lightning started the car and drove off.

     "I'm squished!" Complained Vorserkeien, "Why couldn't we have taken the other car?"

     "Well, if you remember, I had to go and get it repaired when you decided to reconstruct the Peugeot advert!"  After that Vorserkeien kept her mouth closed.  It was not often that she had nothing to say.

     It was midday when Lightning's group met up with James Bond at the airport.

     "M said that we could take a private plane when I told her what I was doing with you."  James said, when they met up.

    "Oh, goody. Gadgets!" Vorserkeien grinned happily.

     Within the hour they were up in the air, and heading to Iceland.  They were all talking about various things, James to Lightning and Lara about his job at MI6, Vorserkeien was letting off jokes to Legolas and was trying to decide what mean things to do to Alex West and Mr. Powell when they got there.

     "Can I ask you a question Lighty?" asked Vorserkeien, "Why are we travelling to Iceland, there is one 5 miles away from the hotel?"

     "Can I ask you a question Vorsie? Why can't you just shut up?"

     "Ok."

Lightning was slightly puzzled at Vorserkeien's agreeable answer, but she chose to ignore it. Maybe Vorserkeien would fall asleep and give them all a bit of peace. No such luck.

     "Why are we doing this again, Light-bulb?"

     "Why are doing what? AND DON'T CALL ME LIGHT-BULB!"

     "Ok, Lighting."

     "LIGHTNING!"

     "Yeah, yeah, whatever."

The plane was silent until Vorsie realised that Lightning hadn't answered her question.

    "So why are we going to Iceland, Lights?"

    "So that you and Legolas can go souvenir hunting and the rest of us can stop Powell destroying the world. OK?"

   "Ok, Lighty. And Lighty?"

   "What?" She groaned.

   "I'm bored."

TBC…

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