Rating: T (Because of some language and violence, some adult situations in later chapters) Humor/Humor.

Yu-gi-oh! Meets Star Trek and Star Wars:

By,

BakaBakurasotherlady

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh! Star Trek, Or Star Wars.

I do own this plot line though (I think). Oh yeah, and some of the characters are mine too.

One day at Domino City High School, Joey Wheeler, Yugi Motou, and Seto Kaiba were dueling three girls named: Tessa, Bethany, and Mary Elizabeth (who liked Ryou Bakura a lot). The boys found themselves to be losing, which shocked little Yugi so much that he past out eight times.

"How could we lose to three girls?" Joey demanded after class. Yugi shrugged, "maybe they have a better strategy?" he paused for a moment, then added; "hey, where did Kaiba go?" Joey shrugged; "who cares?"

Meanwhile, on the Enterprise, NX-01, Tessa Archer Reed and her friends had two visitors. One of them was Ryou (who Mary had used her Jedi mind trick on, tee-hee!) and a very confused Seto Kaiba. "How'd I get here?" he asked, looking around. He looked at the room that he was in: it was small, had a bunk bed, a bathroom, and two cribs in it. "You jumped into the transporter when were beaming up, duh!" Bethany Reed said, rolling her brown eyes at the C.E.O. Tessa just starred at him, "if you touch anything, and I MEAN ANYTHING! I will personally make sure that you get a photonic torpedo but your ack!" she warned, pausing for a moment, then adding "and don't test me, I know people". Seto smirked at this, "oh yeah" he said, "like who?"

"Oh like the captain of this ship, the armory officer, Atem, Yami Bakura ( who's in security (A/N: Yami Bakura with a weapon, scarry!)). Yami Marik (also in security (A/N: NO! IS EARTH INSANE!)), and finally, Yami Akasha".

At the mention of the last name, Kaiba felt his world change for the worse; "Akasha is here? On THIS ship?" he asked, worried. As if to answer him, the door chime rang, and when Bethany said "COME!" Yami Akasha was standing in the door way. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" was heard all over the ship. "I thought I heard a Baka C.E.O" Akasha said, folding her arms.

In the Armory:

"Hey, you got the Lightsabers?" Bakura asked Yami Marik, who was currently chasing DarthVader around with a glowing red lighsaber. "I'm busy right now! COME HERE VADER! FEAR MY EVIL SABER!" Marik hollered as Malik passed by on a near by scooter, snapping up the saber and beating Marik over the head with a piece of bulkhead. A LARGE piece mind you. "You dummy!" Malik said exgintishing the lightsaber, "Vader could crush you!"

End of Chappie.

Bakura'sotherlady: Review please! And thanks for reading.

NO FLAMES! All flames will be used against Kaiba.

Kaiba: "WHAT!"

Bakura: Are you going to be doing more of this?

Me: nods

Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOO!