Chapter 13: Ryou vs. Bakura vs. Sanity.

A/N: Sorry that this took so long to update! T.T. I have been so busy! I hope that this chapter makes up for all the waiting. :)

Disclaimer: I don't own YUGIOH! Star Trek, Star Wars, or D.C. Comics. Or anything else that I am writing about.

Ryou, who had drawn up at least thirty, maybe more, ideas as to how to torture Bakura, was sitting in a chair. Exhausted. Nothing that he could think of worked. Including weapons, (which included phasers, torpedoes, and maybe a run about), or subjecting him to the movies: Shattered Glass (don't own), and Rent But Ryou liked both of those movies to much to subject them to Bakura. What he did decide to do to Bakura was to play some songs by an earth artist known as Britney Spears. (Sorry I had too).

When Ryou started to play "Ops! I did it again!" Bakura ran around in circles, screaming and covering his ears.

"HIKARI!" he yelled over the song, "Why are you doing this to me?"

Ryou just snickered evilly.

"Because I can, that's why!"

Bakura ran for his undead life.

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Meanwhile, on another part of the station, Yugi, Atem, Seto, and Mokuba were trying to find a place to eat. They had decided on going to the promenade, as they didn't like the way that the replicators made everything taste weird.

"How about this place?" Yugi asked, pointing to a Romulan Sandwich Shop.

"NO!" Came the reply.

So they walked on.

"What about Quarks?" asked Mokuba, pointing to the restaurant as they walked on by. Seto shuddered violently. "No," he said threw gritted teeth. He hated that stupid no good ferengi. He would probably just choke him again if they were in the same room. Yugi and Atem just shook their heads.
"Seto," Atem began wearily, "It's not the Ferengi's fault that your credit card was declined".

Seto glared at Atem.
Atem stuck his tongue out and blew a raspberry.
Mokuba sighed, and they walked on. Yugi put a reassuring hand on the young Kaiba's shoulder. "I'm sure that we will find a place soon" he said easily, a smile growing wide on his face.

Mokuba smiled back, "Thanks Yugi".

"No problem".

"Hey," Atem said, pointing to the Klingon restaurant that over looked most of the rest of the station's biggest shopping center. "How about this place?"

Hm, thought Seto, this place could be interesting, and it has been a while since I had some good Klingon cuisine.
What he said aloud was: "Why not? I'm starving and nothing else looks good. What does everyone else think?"

Yugi, Mokuba, and Atem looked at each other and nodded. "Great!" Seto said, "The Klingon place it is".

"This place sounds like fun Big Brother!" Mokuba exclaimed as they say down.

When they sat down, a tall and lanky Klingon female named Katheranack approached their table.

She slapped their menus down in front of them, causing each of them to look at her strangely. Yugi was the first to speak up.

"How's your bloodwine?" he asked, glancing over the menu.

"It is well this afternoon, would you like some?" Katheranack asked.

Yugi nodded.
Atem gave his hikari a look, asking simply: "Hikari, do we need to have "The Talk"?"

Yugi rolled his eyes, "Come on, like you're so perfect?" he asked.

Atem smiled widely, "I am," he said proudly.

Seto made a gagging noise.

Atem gave him a look, but went on, assuming the "Superman" position (A/N: don't own). "I fight for truth, justice, and THE DUELMONESTERS WAY!" Atem said happily, placing his hand on his heart.

"And I fight for Wonder Woman" Mokuba said with a laugh.

"And I fight for Batman's money!" Seto added for good measure.

"Atem, have you been in the Romulan ale lately?" asked Yugi, trying hard not to laugh.

Atem shook his head. Seto glowered at him. "Sit down you idiot, your causing people to look!" He pointed to the joining table where the people were staring at Atem, some of them laughing.

Their thoughts were interrupted by the sound of screaming. They turned around to see a sight that they thought that they would never see again. Yami Bakura, running like a little girl from his hikari, and screaming "NOT THE MACE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! OH RA PLEASE HELP ME!"

Ryou, who looked like the joker-menus the green and red makeup-was laughing like Lex Luther, (but with hair!). And wielding a maze screaming like the Wicked Witch of the West (don't own).

Four pairs of eyes arched up into confusion.

"Ryou? Are you ok?" Yugi asked, concerned.
Ryou just turned to him and laughed.

End of chapter.

A/N: Sorry for the shortness of this chapter. I hope to be writing longer chapters again. Thanks to all of those who reviewed, it means a lot to me.