This one is two pages longer I will try to write a longer chapter next time.
Hope you find this one as funny as the first one.
Don't own Harry
Chapter 2
Harry was having nightmares again. This nightmare was the worse he had had in a long time. Hermione was wearing a short white gown. She was walking slowly to a room in which only five people stood.
"Hurry Granger we don't have much time." Drawled a familiar blonde boy.
"Shut up ferret"
"Please calm down Miss" A male wizard told her.
"How can I calm down; we hate each other" she said as she glared at the other wizard.
Ignoring what was going on the elder wizard continued.
"We are gathered her today to join Mister Draco Malfoy and Miss Hermione Jane Granger in Wizard Matrimony"
Then a hooded wizard said.
"Hurry it up! He might stop us."
"Who?" Harry asked.
But he continued.
"Mister Malfoy do you accept Miss Granger to be your wife?"
At this Harry screamed at the top of his lungs for them to stop. Noticing that no one heard him or saw him.
"I do." Malfoy said with a smirk on his face
"And you Miss Granger do you accept Mister Malfoy to be your husband."
"No! Hermione don't do it he has you in his spell!"
Yet Hermione's answered was not changed.
"I do." She said with a faint smile.
"Then I pronounce you husband and wife by wizard law. You may kiss the bride."
And that's were Draco started to lean in. Harry got out of the room.
Harry couldn't believe that Hermione had married Malfoy.
Who could do such a thing as to make her marry him?
Who could be so mad?
He entered the room yet again to see who had conducted the ceremony.
Rainbow socks, purple robes but as soon as he was about to see his face he was woken up by Ron.
"Harry wake up?"
"One more second Aunt Petunia?"
"Lucius Malfoy just escaped Azkaban prison! Twenty others escaped with him!"
"But...umm…how…Hermione!"
"She is in the common room she just told me."
Harry was soothed as those words entered his mind. She was safe she didn't marry Malfoy.
"Well lets go help her."
"You can't."
"Why?"
"Only prefects are allowed to leave their dormitories."
"But…Is it that bad?"
"I am afraid so."
Hermione had been shocked as soon as she woke up and saw Draco once again in her line of vision she new.
"So Granger I need an answer now."
"I can't think this through?"
"What is there to think I am young, smart, rich, devilishly handsome if I must say, and I will give you what your parents could not give you…"
"And what is that Ferret?"
"Respect."
"So what you are saying is that you are immature, smart ass, spoiled, arrogant and that I should marry you because you are a pureblood."
"Exactly."
"You are insufferable."
"I know Granger."
"And my answer is…"
"You should also know that in about", he checked his watch, "fifteen minutes Voldemort's inner circle will escape Azkaban and the only way to stop them releasing Voldy back is that we marry."
"That changes everything."
"Glad you see it my way." He said with a cocky grin. (AN so unmalfoyish)
She started to feel woozy because of his happiness.
"So Granger what is your answer?"
"I will marry you." She said with a pained smile.
"We should be getting back."
They soon flooed to Dumbledore's office where Dumbledore along with Remus Lupin and a hooded figure.
"We are supposed to get married now." He said with glee noticing her squirm.
"But…"
"Miss Granger it's the only way" Dumledore assured her.
"For what?"
"Do you understand that the child has to be born in ten months?" The man in the hooded figure informed her.
"Bu…um."
"Granger don't you dare faint."
"I need to compose myself." she mumbled.
"Hurry Granger we don't have much time". He drawled.
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