Don't Own Harry.
This is the Daily Prophet look at this like an Easter Egg. Plot continues on the next chapter which will be up on friday(Will be worth the wait). Hope you like it.
Chapter 4
Daily Prophet
How did they do it?
Yesterday 21 former Death Eaters disappeared form the Azkaban Wizarding Prison. Yet no Ministry official has specified how did they "do it". This is why the Daily Prophet along with The Quibbler has joined forces to bring you the top five rumours.
They outsmarted the Dementors
This is very likely since 35 Dementors were found dead in the scene. Other Dementors were hiding in the main cell along Ludo Bagman who was repeatedly mumbling "I am not a Dementor. I am not a Dementor" over and over again.
They were killed by the Dementors.
Even though this is rather unlikely it is supported by the account given by the head Dementor who said that this was all taken care of.
They escaped using a dastardly plan.
This is very likely since you Know Who's right hand man Lucius Malfoy was one of those who disappeared. We contacted his wife Narcissa Malfoy in an exclusive interview just last month.
I-What would you like to tell your husband?
N-That he is a no good lying bastard and I hope he rots in hell.
I-You say that for him being a DE?
N-No, I say that because he cheated on me with a crab infested girl whom is his son age.
I-Well can I ask you anything else?
LR-Missis Malfoy will not answer any more of your questions.
They escape and are located in the Bahamas.
Some eyewitness in the Bahamas had told Daily Prophet reporters that they had seen a large group of English people and they had been quoted on saying "We are here because of that cheeky fellow" which we all know is Harry Potter.
They humped there way out.
This is only here for entertainment. I just wanted to see the looks on you faces.
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