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Chapter 8

For the third night in a row Bill had gone out. His outings weren't exactly for an evil cynical purpose. He wanted Fleur to be dazzled by him. He had taken Fleur to an expensive restaurant ordered the most expensive champagne and for the first time he dressed in 'normal attire'.

Bill Weasley had a plan.

He wanted to get laid. He felt that he had waited far too long for this. Fleur turned 18, eleven months before and still she didn't get the initiative. She like every night before let him in, made out with him and as soon as he got into it she kicked him out. Leaving the poor Weasley lonely with only his hand for comfort.

Yes. Bill Weasley had been turned down on a Woo-Hoo (copywriter by The Sims 2 people) for the last time. He needed someone. Soon his head filled with potential candidates he turned down.

'To think I could've dated Tonks.'

All of the suddenhe concluded that he should go get the Nymph and bring her to his flat. Bill apparated to the outside of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. When he stumbled inside he saw her. Tonight she had her hair long and black. As soon as Bill saw her he did what every drunk man in his position would do.

"Tonks I need you to fix my VCR."

"Bill I thought you didn't have one."

"Well now I do."

"Bill I really need to leave." Tonks said pointing towards her hair.

"You're on order business."

"Yeah."

"Well I really need my VCR fixed."

"I can only spare half and hour." Tonks said morphing into her normal pink short hair.

'She can morph' He thought a smile forming in his lips.

"Bill, stop looking at my arse." Tonks told him with a smirk plastered on her face.

'I am so damn stupid.' Bill pondered turning the famous Weasley shade of red.

Soon both of them reached Bill's flat as soon as they were at the door Bill kissed Tonks sloppily in her lips.

Thanks when Tonks noticed something.

"Bill!"

"I…I…a…am…so…so…rry."

"Bill someone's inside." Tonks whispered her wand ready at her side. "Stay here."

"Okay." Bill drunkenly responded.

Tonks entered his flat.

Draco hid himself behind the statues until he spotted Zabini leaving the Great Hall.

"Psst psst Zabini over here." Draco spoke softly.

"Draco, come on, they are about to leave." As soon as Draco was next to him Blaise grabbed him by his shirt and hurried both of them forward. All Draco could hear was a faint.

"Tin tin tin, tun tu rum, tin tin tin, tun tu rum, ti ni ni, ti ni ni, di din."

"What the hell are you doing Zabini?"

"Shut up." Blaise whispered back pushing him into the empty classroom.

They both hid behind the main pillar as two figures entered.

"Parkinson what do you need to talk about?" Ron asked as Pansy shoved him into the wall kissing him fiercely on the lips.

Draco and Blaise stood dumbstruck watching the heated exchange between the two prefects.

"Look Parkinson it has been fun but I don't think that this will make Hermione see the errors of her ways."

"So you have been using me"? Pansy wailed.

"Wasn't that the plan?"

"You said you love me." She began to cry.

"I never said that."

"I love you." Pansy whispered.

"What!" Both Draco and Blaise screamed in shock.

"You!" Ron bellowed pointing at Draco

"What about me?" Draco asked acidly.

"You are cheating on Hermione!"

"What!" Blaise and Draco both yelled. (AN notice the change in the order :P)

"With that!" Pansy shrieked her face full of disgust.

"What!" Draco shrieked then looking at Blaise. "Hell no!"

"Then why are both of you alone in this classroom?"

"Pansy, we were following you and may I remind you that both of you in a very similar situation."

"Then why are you both sweaty and scruffy?"

"What happens when people run Pansy?"

"They sweat and damage thier clothes." She answered shyly.

"DING, DING, DING!" Peeves roared as he floated inside the classroom. He quickly left after Draco shot him a glare. Mumbling 'Cocky Albino' as he left.

"Look, me and Ron are seeing each other so what?"

"No we are…nn." He was interrupted by another kiss. Draco and Blaise tried not to spew.

Both of them left quickly looking for a more private place probably a broom closet.

"Well that settles that." Blaise stated before he left Draco left soon after.

Dracoentered Slytherin common room to get some peace and quiet. As he sat inhis armchair an eagle owl soared inside. Draco quickly recognized it was his father. He also recognized the howler in its foot.

"You have got to be a really sick bastard to do all of this to me!" Draco screamed looking upwards.

45 minutes after Tonks entrance into Bill's flat.

"Tonks are you okay in there."

"Mm."

"What is that?" Bill asked as he entered his flat wand in hand.

"Drop it!" A female voice said from behind him.

"Ginny!" Bill shouted. "What the bloody hell are you doing here?"

"I need a place to crash." Ginny stated coldly.

"Where is Tonks?" Bill asked as Hermione pointed towards the floor where both Hermione and Tonks were lying there unable to move.

"Ginny what is wrong?" Bill raised his wand.

"Stupify!" The spell hit Ginny knocking her out cold.

"How can an auror and the smartest with in a century be captured by a normal 6th year?" Bill teased.

"This way." Ginny said as she hit his head with a golf club (AN Don't ask).

"Now, Hermione, better get comfortable you will be here a long time." Anti Ginny said as she took the fungus balls out of Tonks and Hermione's mouths.

"Ginny what the hell are you doing?" Tonks gasped.

"I am going to find Draco and I am going to kill him."

"Why?" Hermione asked.

"He left me for an ugly, overachieving, Know it-all beaver!" Anti Ginny wailed.

"You were dating him?" Tonks asked curiously.

"Well, no."

"You kidnapped me for a non existent relationship you had with Draco Malfoy?"

"Well…yeah."

"Ginny I have never said this to anyone in my life but YOU HAVE ISSUES!" Hermione cried.

"But you and him." Ginny whispered.

"We had to get married for a stupid prophecy that is all."

"So me and him can get together?"

As Hermione opened her mouth to say 'yes' Tonks interrupted her.

"No Ginny."

"What?" Both Hermione and Anti-Ginny bellowed.

"The Black and Malfoy Marriage Contracts clearly state that you can only marry once unless the other person di." Tonks didn't finish the sentence in fear of Ginny.

"Why?" Hermione asked rapidly.

"Who do you think I am their lawyer, I don't know."

As Draco prepared himself for the worst the whole Slytherin Common Room grew quiet in anticipation for the howler.

"DRACO FREDRICK MALFOY HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION."

Draco for the first time in his life turned a deep shade of red. And not just any red, Gryffindor red.

"SINCE YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE… 'Cissa stop licking my earlobe…YOU MUST BRING THE GIRL HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE"

Draco stood stupefied. He went from Slytherin Prince to a peverts son. He wanted to die.

"AND REMEMBER THE TRIP TO THE NEW COUNTRYCLUB WILL BE ON SPRING BREAK"

"Looks like you have to find Granger!" Pansy howled.

"Parkinson, remember this…before I kill myself you will die." Draco said this in such a soft and cold voice that the whole common room grew silent.

"And as for you fools got screw yourselves, bastards!" He screamed before storming out of the common room his robes fluttered behind him.

As soon as he left the common room he bumped into his least favorite Ravenclaw.

"What do you want Lovegood?"

"Hermione has been kidnapped."

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten." Draco did the least Malfoy thing he could do.

He fell to the floor wailing like a baby. Mumbling 'illeathor' while spit fell from his mouth.

"Nice going Luna." Harry Potter said as he left his hiding place.

"Not my fault."

"You should've waited." Theo Nott said as he came from the shadows.

"What should we do now?"

"We should se Professor Snape he may tell me what the potion is doing to Ginny." Luna offered.

"What potion?" Nott asked.

"It is a really long story."

"Pick him up." Luna ordered.

Say the mumbled things out loud.

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