Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or the "CanCan"
A/N: This is what happens in my mind. NO plot, NO storyline, No certain order, just random randomness. XD
One day at the Hidden Leaf Village, a sudden cry was heard.
"Oh my gosh! Those are the cutest fluffy pink bunny slippers ever!" squealed Sasuke. Ino and Sakura, who JUST HAPPENED to be
near him, burst into tears.
"Wah! Sasuke's finally discovered his feminine side!" Then a huge brown bear came and started dancing the "Can Can".
"Wow! I wanna dance too!" yelled Sasuke gleefully. He started singing Jingle Bells and danced with the bear. Sakura and Ino saw and
decided to dance too. And the trio danced and danced and danced…
Meanwhile, at the opposite side of town, Naruto was chewing ramen.
"Mmm…That's good! I want more, please!" requested Naruto.
"Alright, here you go." The man serving ramen turned around to reveal…
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Uchiha Itachi!
"I will capture you, fox-boy! And I shall do whatever it takes to be able to kidnap you!"
Then Lee appears.
"You should also throw a few 'youthful's," says Lee, " Maybe you could also add some 'youth's or 'flames' and you should also end it
with a bright and cheery smile like this!"
Lee smiled wider and wider, his teeth shining so much that it blinded Naruto and sent Itachi reeling in pain. Then Gaara comes with a
camera and takes a picture of Itachi, effectively sending him back to the Akatsuki headquarters.
"Yay! Gaara saved the day!" shouted Naruto after Lee had left.
Unfortunately, Gaara had already left to investigate a red butterfly on a pink flower.
So Naruto just finished off the rest of the ramen in the Ichiraku Ramen Shop.
THE END
A/N: Anyway, wasn't that just pure randomness:P So please review and tell me what you think!