Fear Factor: DNAngel

By Lazy Kitsune

Summary: All the contestants must face their fears and succeed in the stunts! Winner receives a big prize in the end! For who is fear not a factor?

Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel or Fear Factor. (sniff)

A/N: Hello and welcome to my first DNAngel fic! I hope you like it, please enjoy!

Warnings: Very graphic, EXTREME cases of character bashing (coughrisacough), bad language, suggestive themes, very mild hints of shonen-ai (that probably turned off a lot of readers by now), mild violence, rated T for Teen, not for the faint of heart

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Chapter 1 – Meet the Contestants (And Our Host Named Joe)

"Hello, and welcome to Fear Factor: DNAngel!" greeted our host named...uh, Joe. "I'm...Joe...and I'll be your host for this show! Let's meet our contestants, shall we? Come on out!" Nine people came walking dramatically towards Joe. "Wait...I thought there was supposed to be ten...Ah, well, introduce yourselves!"

"Hi, my name is Daisuke Niwa!" the little redheaded boy said. "Fear is not a fac – ow!" He was suddenly interrupted with a slap by a tall, dark, handsome contestant.

"Hey, my name is Dark Mousy, and I am so much cooler than this little guy!" said the tall, dark, handsome contestant. "I am also currently single! Look at me! I'm young and handsome and looking for a quality girl! Ladies, come to me – ow!" It was his turn to be interrupted with a slap by another contestant.

"Shut it, you perv!" a girl with short brown hair snapped. Then she noticed she was on TV. "Uh...Hi! My name is Riku Harada!"

"And I'm Risa Harada!" said the girl who looked like Riku only with longer hair. "Don't I look cute on TV?" she turned to ask Riku but got mad when she saw her sister's hand on Dark's cheek. "WHAT THE F(!" she screamed. "RIKU! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS –"

"Wassup?" greeted a boy with short spiky hair and a camera around his neck. "I'm Takeshi, and I'm gonna be the world's best photographer!"

"I'm Satoshi Hiwatari," said a blue haired boy with glasses in a monotone voice.

"Hi, I'm Krad," said the guy with long, beautiful, blonde hair. "I'll do whatever it takes to kill Dark and have Satoshi all to myself. Isn't that right, Satoshi-chan?" he asked, gently caressing Satoshi's cheek. Satoshi merely slapped his hand away.

"Hello!" said the tall lady behind Daisuke. "I'm Emiko Niwa, Daisuke-chan's mom!" She grabbed the dark haired man standing next to her. "And this is Kosuke Niwa, my husband! Say hi honey!"

"Hi?" said Kosuke.

"Is that all the contestants?" Joe asked. An off-screen guy nodded. "Funny...I coulda sworn there was supposed to be ten..."

"Kyuu!" a cute little voice called out.

"Yeah, yeah, 'kyuu' to you too," Joe grumbled, still puzzled over the slight shortage of contestants. "Hmmm..."

A little rabbit-like creature jumped up and down, trying desperately to get on the camera. "Kyuu, kyuu!" it kept calling out.

"Aww...ain't that cute?" Joe asked sarcastically. He picked it up. "Look, bub, beat it or you'll end up in my soup!"

"Wiz!" Daisuke cried out, trying desperately to get away from the fight among Dark, Riku, and Risa. "You made it!" He snatched Wiz from Joe's hand and hugged him.

"You mean this is our tenth contestant?" Joe asked in disbelief.

"Yup!" Daisuke answered happily.

"Oy vey..." Joe muttered, rubbing his temples. "Whatta way to start..."

Oh no! Our host is already suffering a headache! What surprises are in store for our contestants? Tune in next time to find out in Fear Factor!

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A/N: I hope that was okay. Please review!