To the Reviewers:
PeanutsFan: Documents being deleted can be quite annoying, huh? I suggest you keep extra copies of your documents. Probably about two or three copies. Just to be safe.
:): Thanks.
CABS: I respect your comments to my story. I do agree Calvin should have told mom in THE PHOTO MAN, However, when you just said it was bad, Like here, that didn't help me improve whatsoever. So please, next time you review, tell me how to improve, don't just say "This is lame".
tootierulez: indeed. I wish you luck with your Odie story.
Garfieldodie: yeah! HA! This whole trip is gonna be one big complaint from Calvin. Garfield will probably hit it off with Hobbes better.
Swing123: This would probably be better if you read Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie, if you haven't already read it. You don't have to, the story will still make sense, but the story would be more thrilling if you did.
Chapter one
Garfield refused to look at Jon as he led Calvin and the gang into the house.
"...and this is the Kitchen." Jon said.
"Strictly off limits to all of you." Garfield added.
"And over here is the living room."
Calvin grinned, and walked over to the TV.
Garfield jumped in front of it.
"The box's off limits too, spiky!" He spat.
Calvin glared at Garfield.
"Call me spiky will ya?" He spat. "Well, buddy, I'm a sharp tongue at insults too!"
Calvin studied Garfield.
"To insult a person, first you must find the correct part of anatomy to start with." He said.
Calvin's eyes fell on Garfield's stomach.
Instantly he started ratting off insults without thinking about them.
"Beach ball! Brainless bundle of fur! Elephant! Fatty! Fatso! Hippopotamus! Lard ball!"
Garfield stared at him.
"Those were in alphabetical order in case you didn't notice." Calvin sniffed.
Garfield rolled his eyes as Jon continued the tour.
When it was done, Garfield felt hungry. As Usual.
"Well, I better start my midday meal between brunh and punch."
Garfield opened his list of things to eat.
"Lets see. Tuna is on the list for prunch today." He said.
He opened the refrigerator door.
All the tuna was gone.
"What is wrong with this picture?" Garfield asked.
He raced into the living room where Calvin and Hobbes were watching Spongebob Squarepants.
"Great error in kitchen!" Garfield screamed. "Sound the alarms! Call in the guard cats! Call in the US Navy! Is that what your holding what I think it is?"
Hobbes was holding a big carton on tuna, and was shoving it in his mouth.
"You should know better than to eat at other people's houses!" Garfield spat.
"Especially MY house!"
"Hey Garfield!" Calvin yelled. "I'll trade you five Captain Nalpalm cards for an Amazon Girl!"
"No you will not trade me five captain Nilpalm cards for an Garfield spat.
"Its Captain NALPALM." Hobbes said between bites.
"I don't care what it is! Give me my tuna!"
"Hey Garfield, would you, like some tuna?" Hobbes asked.
Garfield slapped his forehead.
"Hobbes," He said. "I'm going to say this calmly. And with quiet dignity. GIVE ME BACK MY TUNA!"
The force of Garfield's explosion sent Calvin and Hobbes flying out of the chair.
"Ok, if you're gonna be bossy!" Hobbes handed Garfield the bowl of tuna.
"I don't see what you two morons see in that food anyway!" Calvin grumbled, grumpily. "Its just Mustard, fish and mayonnaise!"
Garfield and Hobbes ignored Calvin, and ate the tuna down.
Then, Calvin walked back to the chair.
There was a dog in the chair.
"Get out of my way, mutt! Make way for Calvin the bold!"
Odie stared at him, with his usual expression on his face.
"Move over!" Calvin yelled.
The dog didn't move.
"So, Garfield," Hobbes said. "Tell me about yourself."
"I would." Garfield said. "But I'm too lazy. Here, take this list."
Garfield handed Hobbes a list.
Hobbes stared at it.
"This is a grocery list." Hobbes said.
"It's all you'll ever need to know about me." Garfield yawned. "Besides sleeping that is."
Meanwhile Calvin was still trying to get Odie out of the chair.
"Moving sesame!" He screamed. "Pasta la move-a! MOVE OVER!"
Odie grabbed the remote, and changed it to "Bowling for dogs."
"Give m that remote!" Calvin grabbed the remote.
Odie growled and hung on.
Calvin and Odie tugged and tugged at the remote.
Just then, it broke in half.
Calvin and Odie stared at its remains.
Calvin's head jerked back up to Odie.
"That was all your fault, dog!"
Calvin leaped into the middle of Odie, and the wreck was on.
It was quite a scene watching Calvin wrestle with Odie.
Garfield walked over to the TV.
He grabbed an extra remote from under the cushion, and changed the channel.
Although, he wasn't content to stay on just one channel.
Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click!
Hobbes watched. "What are you doing?" He asked.
"Exercises" Garfield replied.
Just then Calvin's head popped up next to Hobbes.
"I thought Odie was fighting you." Hobbes said.
"He was." Calvin grinned.
Jon walked into the Kitchen and saw Odie's tongue knotted to a table leg.
"GARFIELD!"
Later, Calvin and Hobbes were unpacking their stuff.
Calvin had brought his seemingly bottomless duffle bag, and was pulling stuff out like a box, a bundle of photographs, and a journal marked with "THIS IS THE TRUTH!"
"What's that?" Garfield asked.
"These are photographs I took when me and Hobbes went to the Jurassic Period." Calvin said.
"This is my invention the Time Machine/Duplicator/Transfigoromer, and this my experience lost in uncharted wilderness."
While Odie played with the duplicator, Garfield flipped through the journal.
"Aliens?" he asked.
"Yup." Calvin said. "Full fledged aliens."
"They're still after you?" Garfield asked.
"As far as I know." Calvin said. "I haven't seen them for weeks, however. They're probably miles from here! Now come on, and I'll show you the Time Machine!"
Outside, two Dark figures sat on a tree.
Both had yellow bug eyes, chrome heads, sharp teeth, and tentacles for hands and feet.
"Well, your highness," one said. "We've located The Earth Potentate. What do you want to do with him?"
"I'm thinking death and destruction." The other alien, Rupert, said.
"I was thinking destruction and death." Said the first, Earl was his name. "But that's why you're the boss."
Both chrome headed aliens threw their heads back, and laughed.