Fear Factor: DNAngel
By Lazy Kitsune
Summary: All the contestants must face their fears and succeed in the stunts! Winner receives a big prize in the end! For who is fear not a factor?
Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel or Fear Factor. (sniff)
Warnings: Very graphic, EXTREME cases of character bashing (coughrisacough), bad language, suggestive themes, very mild hints of shonen-ai (that probably turned off a lot of readers by now), mild violence, rated T for Teen, not for the faint of heart
A/N: Thank you all so much for your reviews! (blows kisses) Well, in the last chapter, did Emiko act a little out of character? I can't really see her as the type of person who worries...I see her more like the type that goes like, "Don't give up! It'll work out!" type. Does that make sense, Hakudoshi-chan? I think you had a question about it...Oh, and this chapter will answer your question, mis ami. Okay, please enjoy this next installment of the story (I just can't be bothered to write out title).
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Chapter 3 – Qualification Stunt: Satoshi
As Satoshi took off his glasses, random fangirls swooned. He handed his glasses over to Daisuke. "Take care of them," he said with a small hint of a smile. Daisuke looked at him confused as Riku glared at Satoshi.
"Is he hitting on Daisuke?" Riku asked Risa, but her sister didn't answer, for she was too busy swooning over Dark and Satoshi.
"Isn't Dark just the dreamiest?" Risa asked with hearts in her eyes. "Isn't Satoshi just handsome without his glasses?"
"Oy vey," Riku said, rubbing her temples.
"Bwahahaha!" Dark laughed. "All women love me! They all swoon at the thought of...me...Erm, hello?" he said, his voice trailing off as Riku and Daisuke glared at him.
"Okay, Satoshi, are you ready?" Joe asked after the beautiful, blue-haired bishie had balanced on the unicycle.
"I believe I said I was ready in the previous chapter," he told our host.
Joe death glared Satoshi, but immediately stopped when he noticed Krad was death glaring him. "Just start."
The little timer returned as Satoshi began paddling on the unicycle, miraculously balancing the whole way through. Just before he reached the end, he gulped down the glass of milk...expired milk. He jumped off the unicycle and walked up to Daisuke to retrieve his glasses.
"Here you go!" Daisuke said, smiling that cute lil' smile he always does as he returned Satoshi's glasses.
Satoshi's mouth curved into a small smile as he accepted them. "Thanks."
Krad walked to Satoshi and caressed his cheek from behind. "You had me so worried, Satoshi-sama."
All traces of Satoshi's smile disappeared as he slapped Krad's hand away and stood between Riku and Daisuke. He gave Krad dirty looks from his spot. Hmmm...I don't know who to feel sorry for, Satoshi, Krad, or Riku and Daisuke.
"Good job, Satoshi!" Joe said. "You made it in 4 minutes, 35 seconds. That's less than 5 minutes, unlike the last guy..." He glanced quickly over to Kosuke (who was still trying to regain his normal heart rate) and then turned over to the next contestant. "Okay, Dark, you're next." Random fangirls and Risa screamed in the background. Joe called security and steroidy-like guys came out of nowhere, shooting them with tranquilizers.
"You didn't have to do that to my fans," Dark said.
"Just start."
"Okay."
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A/N: Short, I know, but there's not much to say about Satoshi. He's so...what's the word...PERFECT. Yeah, that's Satoshi. Next is Dark. Please review!