I don't particularly like the show, so expect this to be a little off, but it should work out pretty well. As said, I don't like the show too much, but I'll admit that Tia is awesome. She's also one of the only characters with a fairly normal name, and that's always a plus. If you have a better name for this story, please tell me and I'll probably change it immediately if it's good and, of course, give credit. This first part is short but I the next part will be much longer. The only reason this is so short is because, you know, it's a good point to leave off. In addition to the humor of seeing Tia dealing with three babies, you also get my own sense of dry humor in the narration, including a few inside-jokes using Recup, who will appear throughout the story.

Tia, Baby

"Ugh, this happens just every time we run into them," Tia mumbles as she and Zatch stand in battle with a strange Mamodo in a hotel parking-lot. The creature looks a bit like what would happen if GIR were to have a kid with Carlito, and the result got high. Its reader also looks rather strange as he is a tall man wearing a blue suit of armor with a yellow pattern running along it, looking slightly similar to an insect. The man's face is exposed, with him having long, golden hair and a face that is reminiscent of that of your average young actor and/or singer(and no, not like Falgore's).

"I hate this stupid battling," says the young man, "Recup, I think we should hit them with that attack and be on our way, hmm?"

"Yeah, sure, whatever!" replies the Mamodo, who, true to his appearance, talks in a quick upbeat Puerto-Rican accent in a GIR-ish voice.

"Good then. Alright then. Tevil!" The Mamado replies by blowing out a strange powder at the four. Tia gasps and jumps out of the way, but the other three are not quite as lucky. After the powder hits, smoke forms around them.

"Well then, I guess we'll be seeing you," says the young man as Tia just stares angrily.

"Oh come on! If you're gonna beat us you could at least have the common decency to finish us off!"

"Sorry dear," replies the man, "but I'm not into this whole fighting thing, and my friend here's not into much of anything. Plus, hey, where's the fun if you're completely defenseless?"

"What'd you do anyway?"

"You'll see," replies Recup's book-reader as the two walk away, "Don't worry, they should be back to normal in 6 hours. It's not a permanent thing."

Six hours? wonders Tia upon hearing this. Isn't that when Megumi's concert starts?

Tia then turns around, noticing that the smoke is rapidly clearing. Upon seeing Zatch, Kiyo, and Megumi, she screams in terror.

"No... not that... not..." she angrily says before yelling out, "BABIES!"