Fear Factor: DNAngel
By Lazy Kitsune
Summary: All the contestants must face their fears and succeed in the stunts! Winner receives a big prize in the end! For who is fear not a factor?
Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel or Fear Factor. (sniff)
Warnings: Very graphic, EXTREME cases of character bashing (coughrisacough), bad language, suggestive themes, very mild hints of shonen-ai (that probably turned off a lot of readers by now), mild violence, rated T for Teen, not for the faint of heart
A/N: I finally got some time to work on this! Sorry about it, I just…YEEEEEEEEEEEK! (gets bombarded by more random objects thrown by readers) GOMENGOMENGOMENGOMENGOMENGOMENGOMENGOMENGOMENGOMENGOMEN! GOOOOMEEEEEEN NAAAAAAASAAAAAIIII! (BTW, I saw the anime! Why are Riku and Risa's voices so high? They sound like the chipmunks from Disney, I feel bad for them. I like Dark and Dai's voices. So cute!)
Chapter 5 – Qualification Stunt – R. Harada (which one is it!)
"...time for the break!" Joe announced. Everyone glared at him. "Okay, actually, it's time for one of the Harada twins' stunt."
"WE KNOW!" all the contestants shouted in unison. "WHICH ONE IS IT!"
"It's..." Joe began, squinting at the paper, "…I can't read this crap. Who wrote this!"
"You did," Bobo answered while filing his nails.
"Joe," the Harada twins said in a kinda freaky unison, "if you don't read that paper right now –"
"Okay, it's Riku," Joe interrupted quickly.
"Ha!" Riku exclaimed. "Told you it was me!"
Risa rolled her eyes. "Whatever," she said in her unnaturally high voice.
"okay, Riku," Joe said, "the time to beat is 1:03:38, Kosuke's (slow) time. If you beat it…well, you get to participate in the real stunts."
"Actually, all thee hath to do ith complete the thunt,' Bobo said as he continued filing his nails.
"You can do that too," Joe told Riku.
"Why didn't you just say that in the first place!" Riku asked angrily.
"Dammit girl, just get started!"
Riku scowled at Joe, smiled at Daisuke, glared at Satoshi, sneered at Risa, and waved to everyone else before getting onto the unicycle, which she found she couldn't balance very well on. She screamed as it slightly tilted to the side.
"Why are you scared!" Risa called out. "You ride your bike to school everyday!"
"I don't have a problem with a bicycle!" Riku called back. "This is a frickin' unicycle!"
"SO!" everyone shouted.
"So!" Riku snapped. "It's different! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" she screamed as the unicycle tilted to the other side.
"Do you want to proceed with the stunt or are you going to forfeit?" Joe asked.
"And let Risa go on?" Riku suggested. "I don't think so!" Then, pulling herself together, she tied the blindfold over her eyes, took the glass of milk…I mean, spoiled milk, and peddled as hard as she could.
Unfortunately, Riku couldn't peddle very hard on a unicycle, so she went over the tightrope at a speed of about 7 miles per hour. Why 7 miles per hour? I don't know, you should ask her.
"Go Riku!" Daisuke cheered.
"Oh, you'd cheer for your girlfriend, but not for your own father!" Kosuke said sarcastically.
"What are you talking about, I cheered for you!" Dai told him, horrified that his father would say such a thing to him.
"Sure, sure," Kosuke said, ending the discussion with a wave of his hand. "I hate being a secondary character…"
After what seemed like 2 hours (but it was probably 1 hour and 59 minutes), Riku finally got over to the other side. She also managed to drink her glass of milk…I mean, spoiled milk, some time during the stunt.
"Congratulations, Riku, you made it in 1 hour, 58 minutes, and 59 seconds," Joe said, "which the author failed to state correctly by 1 second."
"Whoo-hoo!" Riku said, cheering like Homer Simpson.
A/N: Whoo, finally finished. This is taking so long… (bows head in shame) …Sorry. Grrr…I never seem to have enough time for this! I'M SO SORRY!