Fear Factor: DNAngel

By Lazy Kitsune

Summary: All the contestants must face their fears and succeed in the stunts! Winner receives a big prize in the end! For who is fear not a factor?

Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel or Fear Factor. (sniff)

Warnings: Very graphic, EXTREME cases of character bashing (coughrisacough), bad language, suggestive themes, very mild hints of shonen-ai (that probably turned off a lot of readers by now), mild violence, rated T for Teen, not for the faint of heart

A/N: Sorry for my slowness! I've got a lot of crap going on in my life right now…Thanks for your reviews guys, even though some were pretty scary...Seriously, you're one tough crowd! And, um…ProtoBlues? I don't wanna offend you, but Krad is gay…well, in love with Satoshi may be a more accurate way to state that…He is in the manga at least. And a lot of reviewers had a lot of…er, interesting suggestions about Risa's stunt…. (sweatdrop) …Thanks for the ideas nonetheless!

Chapter 6 – Qualification Stunt: Krad

"Way to go, Riku!" Daisuke cheered as she happily skipped over to the others.

"Wasn't I great!" Riku asked, grabbing Dai's hands and jumping about like a lunatic.

"It wasn't that great," Satoshi said in a low voice. "Some of us only finished faster than you, and yet you still jump about like a lunatic."

"Excuse me?" Riku said angrily. "I just came back after seeing my whole life flash before my eyes and you dare critique me like you're some – some high and mighty king of the world!" By now, if anyone hasn't noticed, Riku was hysterical.

"…" came Satoshi's usual reply.

"Um, Riku," Dai said in an attempt to calm down his girlfriend, "please, Satoshi's only trying to calm you down…"

"…Although he exceeds your pathetic, frivolous activities and enervates himself gratuitously to appease your foolhardiness," Krad finished for Daisuke. Everyone (except Satoshi, of course, who was probably the only one there who understood what Krad was saying) stopped what they were doing and gave Krad a confused look.

"Like, who invited the foreigner?" Bobo asked, blowing on his nails. "Thpeak Englith, puh-lease."

Krad rolled his eyes. "I said that Satoshi-sama is way above your stupid actions and wears himself out needlessly to calm you down."

"Ohhhhhh…" everyone said, turning back to whatever they were doing before Krad opened his mouth.

"Okay, just for wasting our time, you're going next," Joe stated firmly, pointing at Satoshi.

"I already went on Chapter 3," the blue haired bishonen pointed out.

"Well, well, aren't we smart?" Joe sneered and looked back at the past 3 chapters. "…"

"You ture got told!" Bobo snickered.

"Shut up!" Joe snapped.

"I think you got the wrong person…" Satoshi said, moving his eyes towards Krad.

"What? What's up with your eyes?" Joe asked.

Satoshi nodded his head towards Krad.

"Huh?"

Satoshi sighed angrily and violently jerked his head at Krad.

"I have no idea what's up with your head, buddy."

"For crying out loud, it's HIS turn!" Satoshi exploded, grabbing Krad by the arm.

"Oh."

The poor 14-year-old boy dropped to his knees clutching his head. "Oh, my head….this stress isn't good for me…"

"Okay, go Krad," Joe said. "Before Mr. Stressed Out gets…stressed out."

Krad glared at everyone one more time and got on the unicycle. He blew a kiss to Satoshi before blindfolding himself; Satoshi just deathglared him in return. Krad finished the stunt quickly (of course). How boooring….

"Were you worried?" Krad asked Satoshi, smiling as he took off his blindfold.

Satoshi simply cursed under his breath.

A/N: Wow, that was…fast. Or was it? (creepy background music) Okay, knock that off. (music stops) I'm sorry it's taking me so long to write…I am a busy person, you know…And it takes me a long time to come up with what should happen next…Please don't desert me though…Review? Pretty please?