Fear Factor: DNAngel
By Lazy Kitsune
Summary: All the contestants must face their fears and succeed in the stunts! Winner receives a big prize in the end! For who is fear not a factor?
Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel or Fear Factor. (sniff)
Warnings: Very graphic, EXTREME cases of character bashing (coughrisacough), bad language, suggestive themes, very mild hints of shonen-ai (that probably turned off a lot of readers by now), mild violence, rated T for Teen, not for the faint of heart
A/N: People still love me! (dances in joy)
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Chapter 8 – Qualification Stunt: Helium Girl
"I resent that!" Risa squealed as she glanced at the chapter name.
"Well, why don't you get an army and change it?" Koko asked, suddenly reappearing.
"Where the heck did you come from?" the contestants exclaimed.
"From my mommy," Koko answered smugly.
"Stupid answer, as expected the author," Risa muttered. "No wonder you're her puppet, you probably represent her."
Koko pulled out a gun and started shooting at Risa's feet. "Dance, chipmunk, dance!"
"Eek!" Risa tap-danced all the way to the unicycle and jumped onto it. "Haha! You can't get me here!" Koko shot at the wheels. "Aw crap." Risa began to lose her balance.
"That's what you get for insulting my master!" Koko sneered. "Yess master…I shall do your bidding…Yess, yess…."
"O…kay…" Kosuke said. "That's gotta be the freakiest thing I've ever seen."
"Apparently, you fail to take a closer look upon him," Satoshi told him, gesturing towards Krad.
"Well…you've got a point," Kosuke admitted.
"Nooo! I used to love that girl!" Daisuke said hopelessly to Koko.
"Really, you detherf much better," Bobo said, shaking his head.
"Don't worry, Daisuke!" Riku said cheerfully. "You still have me!"
"Don't forget the blindfold!" Joe called. Risa quickly blindfolded herself while trying to balance on the unicycle.
Well, unfortunately for everyone but Risa, the flattened wheels actually made it easier to cross the water because it was able to glide better on the tightrope. So Risa finished that part in about 5 minutes. The hard part for her was the spoiled milk. She managed to (surprisingly) gulp down the spoiled milk in 1 hour and 53 minutes.
"You've gotta be kidding me," Joe murmured. "This is starting to be boring, only that one guy failed."
"Haha!" Risa laughed smugly. "I win!"
"Shut up," Koko said, pulling back the trigger on the gun. "Now, do ballet my little chipmunk!" Koko began shooting at Risa's feet.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Risa began ballet dancing.
"Ooh…ahh…." the other contestants said.
"Anyone else going next?" Joe asked wearily.
"Kyuu!" said a slightly forgotten Wiz from Joe's feet.
"Well, we're already crazy, so why not?" Joe said to no one in particular. He picked up Wiz and tried to smile. Wiz smiled back and peed on Joe. "Aw, son of a -!"
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A/N: I wish I wrote this sooner for you all…Thank you for all the lovely reviews! Starting with this chapter, I'll try to reply to all of them! I promise!