Just so you know this is my first fanfic, so don't be too hard. I am open to comments on how to make the story better though. But sadly, it's only going to end up being two chapters long. I'm working on another one right now.

Also, there are no warnings except for some language. But it's not as bad as some other people's...

Disclaimer: Do I have to say it? I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist and never will...

Envy sat on his butt doing absolutely nothing but staring at the wall. He was every word describable of the word bored, but he was too damn bored to think of anything.

Oh yes. SOOOO very interesting, he thought with a sarcastic scowl. It had been 2 hours and he still didn't have anything to do. He could play with Wrath, but he didn't feel up to hide-and-seek. It was too easy with his powers.

So here he was. Maybe he could find random things to shove down Gluttony's stomach again. But then he'd have to explain again like the last time, when he managed to shove a whole couch down there. He didn't want that again.

He then heard Gluttony chomping down his normal breakfast of the mailman.

Humans are so pathetic. They never put up a fight but a choice few of them. And they end up dying too. Hehe, maybe I'll go play another joke on Fullmetal chibi. That last one was pretty good.

XXXXXX Flashback XXXXXX

Ed was just about to get on his pants as Envy stood in the dark, his face filled with glee. A silent laugh was bubbling in his throat and he almost couldn't contain it. Ed finally goton his pants and started to walk down to HQ. It was Envy's luck that Ed didn't wear his coat today.

On Ed's back was sign that read "Kick me I'm short" and his pants had a huge hole, put graciously there by Envy of course. He had been just so bored he had to play a joke on someone. And Ed just so happened to be near him and the fellow sins.

As he was walking by some people had been bold enough to kick him and responded back with a predictable "What the hell was that for!"

Of course, only had been with enough courage to laugh and point at him while walking past. By the time he had reached Colonel Roy Mustang's office, he was in a very sour mood indeed. He was already mad because he had to deal with the smart-ass's normal short jokes. Hell, he didn't think he was short and he would never stand for the jokes.

"Fullmetal is there a slight breeze?" the Colonel laughed. He could see the hole and the sign since Ed had his back to him. The mouse that was Envy could only silently squeak.

"What are you talking about?" Ed replied. Then the Colonel ripped off the sign and showed it to Ed. He had to whisper to him about the hole, but Envy had heard every word of it.

An embarrassed blush spread quickly across Ed's face as he heard of the hole. He turned around to see his boxers clearly through his leather pants.

"Shit! Have I been like this all day?"

"Seems so."

Envy lost control of his form from laughterand changed back to his cute form (meaning his awesome, hot, cross-dressing form.) He nimbly jumped out the window.

"Damn it Envy, you bastard! I will have my revenge!"