Fear Factor: DNAngel
By Lazy Kitsune

Summary: All the contestants must face their fears and succeed in the stunts! Winner receives a big prize in the end! For who is fear not a factor?

Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel or Fear Factor.

A/N: Uhh, I have nothing to say, except that it's taking me a really long time to come up with this stuff...

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Chapter 9 – Qualification Stunt: Wiz

"Let's just get this over with," Joe groaned after assistants from behind the scenes hastily cleaned up the nasty, nasty urine Wiz had previously showered him with.

"There, there, don't be so hard on yourself," Emiko said in an effort to comfort the suffering host. "If this show doesn't get good ratings, at least you can still get work at some fast-food restaurant!"

"Honey," Kosuke began, a sweatdrop forming on his head, "I don't think that's making him feel any better..."

Joe looked tormented.

"Good luck Wiz!" Daisuke cheered as his little...rabbit...friend tried to get onto the unicycle with no luck.

"Hurry up!" Koko shouted, pointing the gun at poor little Wiz.

"WHAT KIND OF PUPPET ARE YOU!" Riku screamed, trying to mess up Koko's aim.

"Stop that!" Dai joined Riku in her effort to save Wiz.

In the meantime, Wiz managed to finally shuffle onto the unicycle, which began to slowly move forward from his weight. Unfortunately, his legs were too short to reach the paddles or the brakes, so the unicycle went out of control as it picked up momentum.

"KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Daisuke, Riku, and Koko paused in their struggle and turned to the sound of the helpless cry.

"WIZ!" Daisuke shouted fearfully as Riku let out a scream.

"Wow," Koko said, staring as Wiz...whizzed across the tightrope. "What I would give to never be in his place."

"This is all your fault!" Daisuke shouted angrily at Koko.

"I beg your pardon!"

"If you hadn't tried to shoot him, I could have helped him!" An angry tear managed to come out of his eye.

"Don't turn this into an angsty fic," Koko said in a begging tone. "Please don't."

Wiz covered his eyes as the unicycle sped on. Then, luckily for him, it hit a knot on the tightrope, tossing him into the air.

"Well, at least he'th away from the electric water now," Bobo said, daintily lifting a finger to point at Wiz's poor flying form.

"That's not a good thing either!" Riku snapped. "And how did that knot get there!"

"Ask Helium girl over there," Koko suggested, pointing at Riku's currently disoriented twin who was curled up on a corner, rocking back and forth on her heels talking to herself.

"That weirdo will go away...yes, yes...away, awaaaaaay..." She had an eerie tormented smile on her face.

"She won't be bothering us for a while," Koko said proudly.

"..."

"Ky – !" Wiz was interrupted as he landed headfirst into the glass of milk. I mean, spoiled milk. He tried to get up and shake the glass off his head. In the process, the glass was emptied of its disgusting contents. "Kyuu!" he whined, waddling stressfully to Daisuke.

"You fail!" Joe said to Wiz.

"Why do I get the feeling you're happy about it...?" Daisuke asked suspiciously.

"Doesn't matter...now, tread upon the Walk of Shame!" (dun dun dun!) Joe's voice once again echoed on the word "shame".

Wiz took one last sad look at Daisuke as he walked off on the Walk of Shame. (dun dun dun!)

"Finally, someone got eliminated!" Joe said happily.

"Jerk!" Daisuke shouted.

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A/N: That wasn't so good. Maybe I'm losing my touch...? (sobs)