Reno swore.

Which on it's own wasn't anything out of the ordinary, or even against his character.

The reason, however, was another matter entirely. It was very rare for the Turk to feel so sore he couldn't move very well. It was also unusaul for him to have to do any type of shopping. Especially clothes shopping. However, having both things happen on the same day was a million to one chance. Yet, as we all know, million to one chances always seem to have a way of working like that.

He swore again.

And wondered why it had to be today of all days that he'd realized all his uniforms were in shatters and nothing more than rags anymore. Especially after that last mission... which also explained to soreness. It'd been years since he'd had to run that much, or even move in general that much. Yes, he was in pretty good shape, but those muscles where ones he usaully left alone!

Ow. Owowowow...

Wincing as yet another sales person slided up, he wished the day was over and he could curl up in his flat with... with what exactly? It's not like he ever read, nor had anything else to pass the time when he was home, which was rare. After the injuries he sustained, he's been miraclroualy given a couple days off to recover... and find a new unifrom before reporting back for duty.

Who'd ever known shopping was so damn hard?

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Hours- how many exactly? Maybe five?- later he stumbled back into his apartment, dropped the bags in the doorway, and collapsed as soon as he saw the bed. He missed said bed by about a foot.

Never again. From now on he was taking care of his suits even if it killed him. Under no circumstance was he EVER going shoppinbg again... especially with the chance he might meet Elena at the store and have her follow him, making - here he shuddered- suggestions about what would look... cute.
He shuddered again.

Never again.


Yes, I was bored, and Yes, I wanted to do something with Reno, because that is my obsession of the moment. Drabble! And this is what happened to me this weekend in a way, I was sore as hell and then spent 5 hours shopping with my mum and aunt. Oh dear god...never again...