Okay here is another.

She's cold and she's cruel

I hate what's she's doin

She pushed me in the pool

At our last family reunion

Kagura laughs in my face

But I'm flattered

It's another invitation

For me to smack her

Cuz she's a piggy

She's so mean to me

She crossed the line

Now it's my time

I'm avoiding her

That evil girl

I can't stand her anymore

Kagura that evil boar

She can't be patient

for more than an hour

Attacking her pride

Gives me power

The more she ignores me

the more I adore her

If she doesn't shut up

I'll shut her up for her

Cuz she's a piggy

She's so mean to me

She crossed the line

Now it's my time

I'm avoiding her

That evil girl

I can't stand her anymore

Kagura that evil boar

If she'd see its me

on her caller I.D.

She would pick up the phone

But, I don't care if she's all alone

But, what I just don't get

Is why I haven't annoyed her yet

kagura's in my head

Kagura's in my head

She's cold and she's cruel

I hate what's she's doin

She pushed me in the pool

So her life is ruined

Cuz she's a piggy

She's so mean to me

She crossed the line

Now it's my time

I'm avoiding her

That evil girl

I can't stand her anymore

Kagura that evil boar (2x)

Kagura that evil boar

that evil boar

that evil boar

that evil boar

Kagura that evil boar