Disclaimer: I own nothing of M.S. or Lazytown.

A/N: GAH I know that last chap sucked, but I had to write it to move on. It was an obligation, so I appologize. Thisisn't really going well. I mean, it's a parody and I can write sucky without caring, but I hate rushing it. However, I can't really not rush it.. It's that sort of story where you just need to rush it.. IDK.. I'll still write it, but beware: IT SUCKS! ok raising this to mid-M. tiny bit of bad language. F bombs are dropped somewhere, but not a lot. Probably only three times in the entire story.

BTW-obviously there is sexual content in hre, which is why it's M. Don't flame me for writing sexual stuff. I'm not putting graphic content in here, for I don't want to get kicked off for nc-17 stuff lol. This is M, and it will stay that way. Stronger M for safety.

Thanks to all my reviewers for reading. I love you fellow Lazytowners!

Contaminated Water

Chapter 3: Encounters of the Stephanie Kind

The realization hit Robbie as he ran and hid behind a tree; The potion he made must have been flawed somehow. It wasn't a hatred potion at all, but an aphrodisiac. He snickered to himself, for he realized how hilarious Lazytown could be when completely and utterly aroused. He imagined Sportacus failing at saving anyone because of sexual aggression. This made him laugh even more.

"There you are!" Stephanie's voice boomed as she spotted Robbie.

He put a finger near his mouth and shushed her. She continued to jump around happily as though she had won a contest for finding the villain. Robbie wasn't sure what to do. He could either keep everyone they way they were or try to find a cure. As Steph gently grabbed his crotch, all thought evaporated from Robbie's mind.

Pushing Stephanie's arm away, Robbie asked, "What are you trying to do?"

"Playing...Don't you want to learn a new game?" Steph's malicious smile turned Robbie on. He had always thought Stephanie was really pretty, and the fact that she flaunted her body didn't help.

Shaking his head furiously, Robbie argued, "No, no, no.. I can't play with you, girly. I need to get rid of Sportacus somehow and then cure this."

"Cure what?" Her hand found the crotch of Robbie's pants again, "I'll make you feel better if you are ill."

"Mmm.." Robbie moaned at the slight touch from Stephanie's hand, but he shook the thought once more out of his mind, "No, I can't talk to you right now. Go dance or something."

Darting away, Robbie chose to visit his billboard while he thought in peace. How could he think straight with Stephanie turning him on so much? Once he approached his blue billboard, Robbie took a seat against one of the poles supporting it. As he searched his mind for any reason the potion went wrong, the image of Stephanie touching him came to mind. Now his blood was rushing south, throbbing in his veins. How could he surpass such an arousing image?

Robbie stared at the ground while humming a familiar song. His heart was pounding. His heart was racing with lustful emotions. He could have her if he wanted. Run his hands down her back until she moaned with pleasure. Robbie could thrust into her sensitive flesh, giving her the thrill of a lifetime.

Someone else could be giving her a thrill right now.

Jumping off of his seat, Robbie dashed towards inner Lazytown to find Stephanie. Since everyone was uncontrollably horny, they could have their way with the innocent, pink-haired girl, and no one would object. The worst thing, Robbie thought as he ran past the Mayor's House, would be if some stupid superhero with a blue suit decided to rape the girl. Or if anyone raped her.

Entering the football field, Robbie noticed most of the group had left. The only ones still there were Pixel and Ziggy, who were staring at each other longingly, moving in for a kiss. Robbie turned his head in disgust and exited the field. his new destination was Stephanie's house.

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"Oh Uncle," Stephanie squealed, "You're making chocolate milkshakes!" She smiled proudly.

Mayor Meanswell cocked an eyebrow, "Yes, yes I am. Why are you so happy?"

"Chocolate makes me thirsty...for sex."

"Oh my!" The Mayor brought his hands up to cover his mouth as he gasped. "I think someone needs to wash their mouth out with soap!"

"Sure," Steph willingly responded, "Where's Sportacus so I can use his dispenser?"

Before anyone could say anymore, the doorbell rang. Mayor Meanswell left the kitchen to answer the door while Steph ran up to her room. She plopped down onto her bed and sighed. She felt frustrated and aggressive with no way of ridding the sexual tension. Once Robbie left the field earlier, Sportacus went up in his aircraft home. He told the gang he needed to take a cold shower. on the other hand, Trixie and Stingy parted for a game of twister at Stingy's house. Pixel and Stingy had stayed outside. Stephanie would have stayed as well, but she had this sudden urge for candy...Sweet, sinful, seductive candy. Instead of lip-smaking treats, she found her Uncle making chocolate milkshakes. This, in her pleasured mind, was the most delectable desert besides a thick, devious, rich chocolate cake. Anything with chocolate in it could turn Stephanie on, which was why she usually never ate it.

"Hello there girly!" Robbie entered Stephanie's room without knocking.

She jumped, "You..You surprised me, Robbie. Can I help you?"

"No," He shook his head, "but I need to talk to you. . . I know you are feeling a bit...different today. My suggestion is staying indoors and not going near anyone who could pose a threat to you or touch you in any way. Just stay in your room and sing or write in your diary. Distract yourself from the outside world for awhile."

By the time Robbie had finished speaking, Stephanie had come face-to-face with him. She inhaled deeply, absorbing Robbie's tantalizing, manly aroma. Stephanie felt her stomach explode with excitement. Never had she smelled anything or anyone so fantastic. Of course Sportacus had always held his athletic, just-out-of-the-shower fragrance, (which was oh-so-sexy), but Steph found this new scent very appealing.

"You are so beautiful," Robbie realized he was growing harder and harder. He needed to get out of the room quickly.

Stephanie bit her lip while moving her gentle hands up Robbie's chest and over his shoulders. "Please...I want to feel you.." She couldn't take the tension anymore. Her body wanted attention. Now!

Giving in to all sinful and unorthodox, Robbie shut Stephanie's bedroom door and approached her with a new outlook. He wanted her. That was plain to see in his pants.

Inching backwards, Stephanie decided to play hard to get...Until she was against the wall of her perky-pink room. Acting as rotten as he could, Robbie pushed Steph against the wall as he kissed her neck. Every nerve in Steph's body tweaked with arousal. Robbie pulled away from her only for a moment before diving in for a passionate kiss.

Stephanie moaned with desire.