Random oneshot. And then I'm gonna stop writing these. Seriously, all the romance and the fact that my boyfriend is pissed at me are starting to overtake my mind.


Gods, again with that VOICE.

When it wasn't rambling about food or singing some made- up song about… well, food, usually, it was THIS. Or shit like this. Because this was rather new. It was freaking Sanzo out.

It was keeping him awake, too.


They were rooming together. Again. Why not? They'd been together a long time. Goku could remember when he first got out of that cave, everything was scary to him. He couldn't even sleep at night, unless Sanzo was there.

And Sanzo was still there, on the other side of the room.

But now… recently… Goku wanted him to be closer.

And he wasn't sure why. He was sure Gojyo could tell him, the kappa liked to be close to all sorts of people… but he didn't want to ask the redhead.

Because Sanzo might find out.


Goku rolled over, putting his back to the monk, as if he could blot him out of his thoughts the same way.

It didn't work.


He didn't want Sanzo to know. If the blonde wanted to be close to him, that's where he would be. It's just the way Sanzo was.

So if he wasn't there, it was because he didn't want to be.


There weren't really coherent thoughts that came through… not exactly words, more like a jumble of images and words together. Most of the images that came through at night were imagined. THESE definitely were… because of the angle and also the fact that the things depicted had never happened.

I'm never going to get to sleep like this. If the damn monkey wants his 'close' he'll get it, all right.


Goku was lost in his thoughts, daydreams at night. He didn't sense the blonde coming until he felt a hand on his shoulder. It pulled his shoulder down onto the mattress. He got just a glimpse of blonde hair before the owner of the arm pressed their lips down against his in a rather forceful kiss.

Goku forgot to breathe.


"There's your damn 'close,' okay? Now go the hell to sleep. We're leaving early tomarrow."

This couldn't keep happening. If the damn monkey was going to get attached to him, he was going to have to lobotomize himself. Do you know how WEIRD it is to get turned on by yourself?

Well, it could be worse.

The damn monkey could have gotten attached to Gojyo.

Shuddering at the thought, Sanzo pulled the sleeping monkey a little closer, before drifting off to sleep himself.